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# THE ART OF MAKING BONGS #
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Remember, there's more to marijuana than just smoking pot.
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Disclaimer
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I have purposely left my name off this piece, for obvious reasons. I
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don't frequent local BBSes much anymore, so I don't use a handle. All I
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request is that you don't take credit for my writing by adding your own
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name to it--just leave it intact and pass it on.
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This phile was written during June, 1993.
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Preface
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I didn't start smoking buds till my sophomore year in college. I hadn't
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even drunk alcohol till college. Since I'm not much of a partier, I had
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a pretty neutral attitude toward drugs. It's not that I bought the War
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on Drugs misinformation that the government has been dishing out, but
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rather that I just thought drugs had no place in my life. I had no
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inclination towards them, I had a relatively satisfying life, and I
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didn't care if other people used them or not. In college some of my
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buddies smoked buds and I was often in the room when it was going on. I
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was still indifferent until one of them explained to me how he felt
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about pot. He answered all my questions honestly and I got the sense
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that it certainly wouldn't hurt to try ONCE.
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I suppose the rest is history, since I took a great liking to old delta-
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9 tetrahydrocannibinol, and I now consider myself a marijuana/hemp
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enthusiast, as well as a bong artisan.
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I urge everyone to inform themselves about the FACTS of marijuana and
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about the LIES of the "War on Drugs". Whether you smoke or not you
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should know about the true detriments and *benefits* of marijuana. You
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should also know of the wide range of uses of the hemp plant itself, for
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medicine, paper, clothing, "wood", and food. If you don't know the
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facts, FIND OUT the facts by talking to a lot of smokers. They know. You
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can also search out marijuana-legalization groups. They know.
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With your new knowledge comes responsibility. Pass on the truthful
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information to friends, co-workers, EVERYBODY. The more real information
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people know about drugs, the less the DEA will be able to bash down
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doors, confiscate equipment, and deprive people of a perfectly natural
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experience.
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While I would like to get into the topic of drug advocacy, there are
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many essays already out there (print and electronic text) which do an
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excellent job of informing the public of the truth about drugs.
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This essay seeks to fill a gap in the drug literature by going into
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detail about bongs, bong-making, and bong-using. I bring my own
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experiences, experimentations, and reading into the creation of this
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document. I hope it will enlighten many people. Pass it on!
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The Bong Concept
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The anatomy of a conventional bong is *very* simple. It consists of a
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bowl (and screen), a stem (sometimes optional), a chamber, some liquid,
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and an opening for the mouth(s).
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| | <---"mouthpiece"
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chamber---> | |
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"carb"---> O | //
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The crude diagram above shows a generic bong. Water fills the container
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and stem just up to the carb. The water level should really be at least
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an inch below the "carb" ("carburetor", I guess) so that when the bong
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is tilted the water won't leak. The job of the carb is to regulate where
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the air will be supplied from. If covered, the air (smoke) will come
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from the bowl; if uncovered, air will rush through the carb and force
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out the smoke remaining in the chamber.
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I won't go through a boring description of every part of a bong--if you
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don't know, ask someone. The point I want to illustrate is that a bong
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merely forces the smoke to bubble up through water, thereby filtering
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it. Every bong works with this principle. I've tried many innovations on
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the generic bong for different effects. [More later.]
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Not all bongs work with this method, however. Gravity bongs work on a
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different concept, but I've never seen one besides from the one I made
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with a friend [details later].
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Why Bongs?
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Not everyone uses bongs. New smokers may wonder why anyone bothers with
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bongs, and I know plenty of stoners who *prefer* joints to pipes or
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bongs.
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Those who favor joints will wax romantic about the joys of rolling, of
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passing around a fatty, and of super-potent roaches. While I will not
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turn down a joint making its way around a room, I have never rolled one
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myself. I disdain joints mainly because of their wastefulness. Consider:
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While the joint is being passed around or stalled, it is still burning,
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losing precious smoke. If you grow your own buds you may be able to
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afford such carelessness, but that is a luxury. Most stoners must pay
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astronomical street prices for what is, in essence, a WEED.
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Bongs have a special advantage. A stoner can control the burning by
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using the flat side of a lighter to extinguish the bowl after taking a
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hit. [More on this technique later.] The practice of extinguishing the
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bowl can save a lot of pot in the long run.
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Even those who don't habitually extinguish the bowl will still save more
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buds, considering the size of a bowl compared with a joint. A bowl holds
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a smaller amount of bud, so the most you can waste is the quantity a
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bowl will hold. Stalling a joint, though, will use up a much larger
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portion, depending on the size of the joint.
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A bong burns a smaller surface area of bud than a joint does. It's easy
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to notice that a joint lets loose a steady stream of smoke into the
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atmosphere when it's being passed around, while a bowl tends to smother
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the embers underneath ash and unburnt bud. Stoners may notice that a
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stalled bong will release a very thin stream of smoke compared to a
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burning joint. Moreover, bongs pull all the smoke into the chamber while
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joints still waste smoke even while being toked.
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Joints are *much* harsher on your lungs. While some joint-rollers will
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use pre-made filters, or a makeshift filter made from a rolled-up paper,
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nothing compares with the filtration effect of water. Ed Rosenthal of
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_High Times_ has noted that water not only cools the smoke, but actually
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removes harmful impurities as well. [Boiling water is a good choice in a
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bong, too. More later.] Bongs have this advantage over pipes, which,
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like joints, pass the unfiltered smoke right into your lungs.
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Pipes are a little better than joints since they use a bowl the same way
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bongs do. The burning is more controlled, and the bud will last longer.
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Pipes can be made out of materials which cool the smoke a little, but
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they will never cool it as well as a bong. Some commercial brands
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feature a "resinator", a small chamber in the pipe's midsection which
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stores a quantity of bud. As bowls are smoked, the smoke must pass
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through the resinator, over the bud. A lot of THC-laden resin will be
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despoited on the cache of bud, and when it is finally taken out and
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smoked it will make for a mind-blowing hit. I have never seen a
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resinator on a bong, but it would not be difficult to make a bong with
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one.
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Pipes (including hitters) and joints have the distinct advantage of
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being very concealable and very portable. Hitters are great in crowds
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because they are the easiest to pack. Some hitters are even painted to
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look like cigarettes, so no one knows that YOU are smoking buds, though
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everyone can smell it!
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As far as portability goes, bongs can be made in a variety of sizes. I
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made myself a portable bong out of a 12-oz. plastic water bottle. It
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works fine, though the filtration leaves something to be desired.
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Nevertheless, I prefer it over my corn-cob pipes, which I never use
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anymore.
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Considerations in Bong-Making
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When planning a bong, one should aim for specific goals. Should the bong
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be portable? Fancy? Colorful? Here's a partial list of characteristics
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which give a bong its individual personality:
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airtightness
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bowl size
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choice of chamber/tube(s)
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compactness/portability
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decoration
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draw
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filtration
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hit size
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transparency
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tube diameter
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user accomodation
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volume
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etc.
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My first time
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The first bong I ever made was with a friend of mine. We were talking on
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the phone about bud and we suddenly decided to make a bong together. We
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wound up making two bongs: one fast-n-dirty gravity bong which worked
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great and a "conventional" bong which sucked. The whole process was a
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blast, as we were brainstorming and planning out every detail to come up
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with a kick-ass bong. He dropped by my place at college and we headed
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off for a nearby Ace Hardware to get supplies for the second bong. We
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picked up a 10-foot length of PVC (polyvinyl chloride) for five bucks.
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[NOTE: Do *NOT* use PVC for bongs--the heat of the smoke reacts with the
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plastic, releasing small amounts of carcinogens. Ed Rosenthal says so,
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too.] We had the helpful, but perplexed, hardware man cut it into five
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two-foot sections and drill a 1/4" hole near the base of each. We bought
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generous lengths of clear, flexible plastic tubing and some plexiglas
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squares. By the time we were done, we had a *very* weird-looking,
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primitive bong. But it worked (barely), and we were high. Good 'nuff.
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Gravity Bong
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The gravity bong was much better. They are very easy to make, are hard
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to fuck up, and give good hits. My friend and I made it entirely out of
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a one-liter plastic pop bottle, a two-liter plastic pop bottle,
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electrical tape, and some aluminum foil. After dumping the pop we sliced
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the neck off the two-liter and sliced the bottom black part off the one-
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liter (visualize this). The one-liter served as the "top" which fit
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inside the "bottom" part, the two-liter. We took the plastic bottlecaps
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and punched several holes in each, put them top-to-top and taped them up
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(voila--the bowl) (silicone would have made a better seal). We put the
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foil into one of the bottlecaps and punched a few tiny holes in it (the
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screen).
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The concept of a gravity bong is as simple as a conventional bong. The
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two-liter bottom is filled with water and the one-liter top is inserted
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inside (both top-up). The cap is filled with bud (of course) and screwed
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onto the one-liter. The bud is lit and the one-liter is steadily pulled
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upwards. A vacuum is thus created in the one-liter, drawing in the
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smoke. The chopped-off bottom of the one-liter must not rise above the
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water line, or else the vacuum is destroyed and your smoke is lost. Once
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the one-liter is pulled up as far as possible and is filled with smoke,
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the bottlecap (bowl) is unscrewed and removed. While still holding the
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one-liter up (you'll feel a steady pull due to the high pressure of the
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smoke wanting to escape), wrap your lips around the neck of the one-
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liter and LET GO! The one-liter will drop into the water, forcing the
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smoke out and into your lungs. Cool, huh? Try another bowl!
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Back to Basics
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You can always make a simple, effective bong in a couple of minutes with
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a plastic container, a stem and bowl, and some silicone. Finding a good
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stem and bowl may not always be easy, depending on where you live. There
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is a head shop in Chicago near where I live which sells all sorts of
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paraphernalia under-the-counter. Thus, I have been spoiled and don't
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know much about alternatives. Before I found the head shop, though, I
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did make a crude stem and bowl from Ace Hardware parts--namely, a length
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of copper tubing and a brass fitting glued together. When in doubt of
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supplies to use, browse a hardware store. You'll be inspired.
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[See bong diagram from above....] Anyway, cut a hole about midway up the
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container (allow for the stem's angle), and shove in the stem. Seal it
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up with generous amounts of silicone and let dry. Poke a small hole on
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the side opposite the stem (about 1/4", below the level of the bowl) for
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the carb. There. You're done. The silicone makes an airtight seal--very
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important--so you don't waste lung power.
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Aesthetics
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While the quick-n-dirty approach will yield practical results, you may
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opt for a bong that looks nice as well. I have been celebrating my
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greatest achievement of bong-making since a few months ago, when I made
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a hooka (multi-user bong with tubes) out of a brass teapot. I found the
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teapot at a garage sale for $4. The hinge for the lid was damaged, but I
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didn't need the lid anyway, so I threw it out. I stuck a stem and two
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thin (3/16") flexible plastic tubes down the top opening and sealed it
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up with silicone. Voila. The spout serves as the carb, and water can be
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flowed into or poured out of it.
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I have gotten many compliments on it, and for good reason. It's
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perfectly airtight and gives the *best* hits with a clean screen. It
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looks cool--a brass beauty with two tenacles streaming out and a stem
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and bowl emerging from the top. It is the best one I have ever used,
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save for The Monster [more on that later].
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The point of my bragging is to emphasize the aesthetics of bong-making.
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If you take the time to find a container you like, you'll be able to
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make a bong which is not only functional but also looks great and
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receives compliments for hits and appearance. Check out garage sales,
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thrift stores, hardware stores, flea markets, etc.
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A couple buddies of mine had a plastic pig's head which was supposed to
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be a toy bank. Guess what they did with it.... They stuck a stem into
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the pig's mouth and widened the coin slot to make an excellent bong
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which has a large chamber for smoke.
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Basically, you should have fun planning and making your bong. If you
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have fun making it and are proud of the finished product you'll
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certainly enjoy using it. And so will other stoners.
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Materials
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While there's a wide variety of containers and materials you can use in
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making a bong, make sure they will be safe. PVC is out (as mentioned
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above). When deciding whether to use a certain kind of plastic or not,
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the rule of thumb is to make sure it's safe for food. If it's meant to
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store food, it's okay. Otherwise, don't risk it. Plastic tubing is fine.
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Glass is optimal because it's inert, but many stoner acquaintances of
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mine have seen their $50 Graphix bongs accidentally shattered. The best
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materials to use are chemistry supplies. After all, they are designed to
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be airtight, to withstand high temperatures, etc. Therefore, they're
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safe to use and they give the best hits. The tradeoff is that they don't
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look pretty. My friend's bong, "The Monster", is made from a 1-liter,
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heavy-duty Ehrlenmeyer flask with a two-hole stopper (+ stem & bowl) and
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a length of rubber tubing. It's simple, it's airtight, and you can watch
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the smoke fill the chamber while your friend is taking a hit.
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Metals are fine to use, too. I've seen stems and bowls made from
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aluminum, copper, and brass. Stay away from any metal which could leach
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into the water, and especially stay away from lead (duh).
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Clay is great for bongs. The same friend who owns The Monster had a
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buddy of his make him a small clay bong. It's only about 6" high, with a
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round chamber, a stout neck and a fixed bowl. It wasn't glazed or fired,
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but it's airtight and very portable, not to mention cute as shit.
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Volume = Filtration
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After making a few junky bongs out of the PVC sections [remember, DON'T
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use PVC!], I decided that filtraton is an important characteristic for
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my bongs to have. I swiped a one-gallon institutional-size plastic
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mayonnaise jar with screw-on lid and washed it out. I stuck some PVC
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pipe through the lid [remember--PVC: *bad*] and poked a hole in the side
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of the container for a length of plastic tubing. One end of the tubing
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rested on the bottom of the jar. The tubing came out the side, wraped
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around the neck, and ended in a corn-cob pipe. A bent coat hanger
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encircled the neck and stuck out a few inches to support the tubing and
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pipe. It looked huge--it looked weird--but it worked great.
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I always filled up the entire gallon with ICE WATER before packing
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bowls. While it took a little bit of lung power to initially pull the
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smoke through the water, it was worth it. The smoke, after passing
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through the ONE GALLON of ICE WATER as small bubbles, became so cooled
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that it felt like oxygen when you brought it into your lungs. Stoners
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passing through my room took enormous hits without realizing it and got
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baked beyond compare.
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While that bong wasn't sophisticated by any account, it definitely gave
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the coolest hits ever. I miss it for that reason, and I am still trying
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to find a way to make a bong with optimal filtration AND easy draws.
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The rule of thumb to keep in mind when considering how much filtration a
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bong will have is simple. The three characteristics which matter most
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are the coldness of the liquid, the size/number of the bubbles, and the
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time the smoke is in contact with the water. The one-gallon bong I made
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turned out to have the best filtration because 1] I loaded it with ice,
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then filled it to the top with water; 2] The smoke broke into hundreds
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of tiny bubbles inside the chamber (maximum surface area!); 3] The
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bubbles travelled through about nine inches of water to get to the top.
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Scraping Your Bong
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I think one of the coolest things about smoking buds is that even after
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your stash is all gone, you can still get high. Scraping bongs not only
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salvages resin for a strong-and-fast buzz, but also is a necessary part
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of bong maintenance. Smoking joints is the easiest thing to do--at most
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you'll probably want to save the roach. Bongs, however, do get clogged
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with resin and need to be cleaned. The parts which get most clogged are
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those with the smallest openings.
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The screen, of course, gets caked very easily and should be blown clean
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after every bowl. I always tap the ash out, then blow a fast lungful
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through pursed lips into the bottom of the bowl. When you can see
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through the holes in the screen, you're set. If you let the screen get
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too caked up, it will be *very* hard to get good bong hits because it
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will feel like you're trying to draw smoke through canvas.
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When scraping your bowl and stem, you should use a thin, narrow metal
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object. The awl attachment on a pocket knife works well. I've heard of
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stoners using an unbent coat hanger, although I am partial towards a
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jeweler's screwdriver.
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The best thing to do is to save some leftover ash, then scrape your
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bowl. The flakes of resin which come off are very sticky and are hard to
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roll without smearing them all over your fingers. Resin smells very
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strongly, too, and won't come off your fingers for a few days. If you
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roll the resin with the ash, the ash acts as a binder and keeps the
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resin from sticking to your fingers excessively. After scraping the
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resin onto a smooth, flat surface, roll it with the ash into a ball.
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When done, stick it back into the bowl and smoke it. Bon apetit!
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Length of water = hard pull
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The easiest bongs to pull smoke through are those with clean screens and
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a short distance of water. When I was experimenting with the physics of
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bongs, I made a Graphix-type bong (cylindrical chamber, open-mouthed
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hits) with one innovation: Instead of just sticking a stem into the
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chamber, I used a length of flexible plastic tubing which came out of
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the bottom of the chamber and coiled around the tube a few times before
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ending in a corncob pipe. The idea was to create some length of water
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for the bubbles to travel through, thus cleaning the smoke more.
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The guy who introduced me to smoking argued this point with me. He said
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that it was the *volume* of water which made a difference in cleaning
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the smoke, not the *distance* that the smoke travelled. I think he was
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right, because the one-gallon bong [see above] had much better
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filtration than the coiled-tubing bong.
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The down-side to the coiled-tubing bong was that it took some initial
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lung power to pull the water from the coils into the chamber, creating
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the necessary vacuum for the smoke to bubble. Veteran stoners and
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cigarette smokers (especially) didn't like that part of it because of
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the lung power it required. I didn't mind so much, because I was used to
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it, and once the bubbling started it had an easy draw. The one-gallon
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bong was the same way, but it could have had easier pull if I used a
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simple stem instead of a long length of plastic tubing.
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Liquids
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Tap water is not the only liquid that can be used in a bong. I prefer
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ice water, since it really cools the smoke, depending on how much water
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you have in the bong. Lately, though, I've tried hot/boiling water in
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The Monster [see above], and I like that effect a lot. The steam
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moisturizes the smoke and removes the dryness and harshness. If your
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bong can withstand hot or boiling water, I'd recommend it.
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Trying various kinds of liquids in a bong is a lot of fun. Using beer
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and/or liquor in a bong gives the smoke a tasty flavor, covering over
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the smoky taste. I'd suggest Lineinkugel's beer, or Jim Beam/Jack
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Daniels whiskey. I tried some cherry-flavored bug juice once (cheap Kool
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Aid), and it was horrible.
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Chamber
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The chamber is the part of the bong which fills up with smoke when the
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pot is being burned. The larger the chamber, the more smoke is "stored
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up" before inhaling it. In my portable bong (12 oz.), the chamber is
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very small and a stoner will feel the smoke entering his/her lungs
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seconds after lighting up.
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I am personally indifferent to large/small chambers. Since I am fairly
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athletic, I have a healthy lung capacity and can take *very* big hits
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off a bong--the biggest make me gag and cough, though, so I'm not as
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gung-ho as I used to be. Big chambers are nice, though, because you can
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use multiple breaths to burn a lot of bud, filling the large chamber.
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Once the chamber is filled, you carb it and suck in a mind-numbing
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amount of smoke. Three-foot bongs are cool because you can watch the
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"packet" of smoke travel up the bong after it's carbed.
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In deciding where to drill the carb, it's necessary to understand that
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the volume of the container must be split between water and chamber
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space. I usually drill halfway up or higher for maximum water volume.
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Remember, though, that the water level cannot be higher that the "bud-
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line", or else your bowl of bud will get soaked by the water travelling
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up the stem.
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I would also caution against leaving too little a chamber space, because
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the smoke seems to be harsher when inhaled straight from the water. It's
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easier to stomach the smoke when inhaled all at once rather than
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gradually.
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Smoking and extinguishing a bowl
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Having hung out with many bong-smokers in my meager 1.3 years of
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smoking, I've seen many ways of smoking a bong. The simplest way, or
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course, is to cover the carb, light up, wait till your lungs are 90%
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full, then carb it and inhale the chamber.
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There are variations on this basic technique. As mentioned above, one
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good thing about smoking from a bowl is that you can extinguish the bowl
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in order to prevent wasting bud. The best technique I've seen is to
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partialy cover the bowl with the lighter, *a few seconds before you carb
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it*. This method will taper down the air flow toward the end, then will
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completely stop the burning when the bowl is completely covered and the
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bong is carbed.
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For longer bongs, you might want to use several breaths on a covered
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carb to fill the long chamber with smoke. Carbing it will then pull in
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the full chamber's worth of smoke.
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A stoner friend of mine tends to take a few smaller hits on a single
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breath. He doesn't violate stoner etiquette [see below], but I don't
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know if his way is more effective than one long draw. My reasoning tells
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me that carbing it multiple times on a single breath would cause a waste
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of lung power/space. This figures because breath goes faster with an
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open carb (less air resistance), so the less lung time used with an
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uncovered carb, the better. However, I haven't tried his way so I can't
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accurately critique this method.
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Etiquette
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***Disclaimer: This section on etiquette is meant to be a *personal*
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observation of stoner manners. I do not mean to imply that this is how
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stoners, as a whole, do or should conduct their smoking.
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Bong etiquette seems to allow each person one lungful (inhalation) per
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turn. It is rude to start a breath over, even if due to bad lighting
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technique (wasted lung space). The exception is when delays are caused
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by a faulty lighter. The turn-taker is also allowed to finish the
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chamber of smoke (carbed) on a second breath. If a person doesn't get a
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good amount of smoke in a hit, they're allowed to smoke first (if going
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in order) from the new bowl.
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The bong *and* lighter should be smoothly passed onto the next stoner.
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The veteran of stoners will have already extinguished the bowl so that
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no bud is wasted for the next person.
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Etiquette for the host suggests that s/he provide his/her guests with a
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spittoon (garbage can), water, and munchies (optional, but very
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generous!). Needless to say, the ambience should be comfortable and
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inviting. Bud is best enjoyed in company and with entertainment, so bud
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should be shared with friends.
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Bowl packers are subject to a much looser constraints. Since the person
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packing bowls is in essence doing everyone else a favor, few arguments
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can be made by the recipients. Bowl packers can be dictators and direct
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the route of the bong. They can also smoke as much of their own bud as
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they want, even if they're out of turn or whatever. The kindest bowl
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packers pack so much bud into a large bowl that the air can barely be
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sucked through it. They pass the bong around in order and re-pack the
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bowl liberally. Not everyone has the money to afford this philosophy,
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but stoners are usually generous people.
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Usually the person packing bowls will take the first hit off a new bowl,
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but not always. When a fresh bowl is passed to someone else, it is a
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generous gesture towards that stoner.
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While stoners can be obnoxious, they are all too often labeled as "bad
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stoners". This unfarly derisive term means that a stoner acts goofy
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while stoned. It's very uncool to blame some stoner's goofy behavior on
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the fact that s/he's stoned because it's too easy to make a stoner self-
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conscious (and that sucks). It is more polite to allow everyone to enjoy
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the bud in their own way and not be judgmental of others.
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The best attitude to have is to relax and enjoy the company and the
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surroundings. Bud is finicky that way--every experienced stoner knows
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that you should be in a good mood when stoning.
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Lighters
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Lighters come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Ordinary cigarette
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lighters are adequate for smoking bud, but they're not the best. If
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ordinary lighters are used, it's best to make sure the flame is at least
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1.5" tall. When lighting, the lighter is best held vertically, with the
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flame being sucked over the edge of the bowl onto the bud. This method
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avoids singed fingers.
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If possible, a pipe lighter should be purchased. Pipe lighters emit a
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tall flame at a ninety-degree angle, making it easier to light a bowl.
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The same effect can be achieved with conventional lighters by using a
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lighter "holster". The only one I've seen was made out of leather and
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had a "belt strap" on the back. The lighter was put into the holster,
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and the index and middle fingers fit snugly into the belt strap (with
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the holster resting on *top* of the fingers). The thumb could then flick
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the lighter with all fingers safely away from the flame even if the
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lighter were held sideways to light the bowl.
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Above all else, though, the most important characteristic to look for in
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a lighter is reliability. It's depressing to be holding a packed bong,
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ready for a hit, and flicking the lighter over and over without getting
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a flame.
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Carb vs. slide
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Most bongs use a carb to clear the chamber of smoke, but they're not the
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only way. Some stems are removable, and they're called "slides". The
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slide fits into a slightly larger-diameter fixed stem. A little gasket
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at the base of the stem creates an airtight seal whenever the slide is
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in the stem. When "carbed", the slide is pulled out of the stem by a
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little handle, allowing plain air to be sucked through the water,
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clearing the chamber.
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Both slides and carbs are fine, and the choice of one or the other is
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totally a matter of personal preference.
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Wetting the herb
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Some time ago a stoner wrote in to _High Times_ that he gets more smoke
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(up to three times as much) from his bud when he wets the herb. I've
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tried smoking dry and wet buds in my bongs and have found no difference
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one way or the other. I may be doing it wrong, but I really doubt that
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wetting the herb makes any difference.
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Conclusion
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I hope this article will be informative and useful to some stoners. I
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apologize if some of the information is obvious, but I like to err on
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the verbose side.
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In closing I urge all stoners to realize that there is no reason for
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marijuana/hemp to be illegal. Mainstream drugs like alcohol and nicotine
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are much more dangerous.
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If marijuana is ever to be legal, it will require that stoners come out
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of the closet and talk openly about the benefits of pot smoking with
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*everyone*. Tell non-stoning friends, relatives, colleagues, co-workers,
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teachers, parents, etc., as much as possible. Be informed and answer
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questions honestly. Although it can be difficult to tell people you've
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known all your life that you smoke pot and think it should be legalized,
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it is easier than you think. If you follow up your admission with good
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|
arguments, your friends (etc.) will be forced to seriously wonder why
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marijuana is illegal at all. Happy stoning!
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