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From: gkerde@genix.equinox.gen.nz
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Newsgroups: alt.drugs,alt.hemp
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Subject: Smoking rules
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Message-ID: <TL43ac1w165w@genix.equinox.gen.nz>
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Date: Fri, 08 Oct 93 17:28:16 NZST
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Okay, I've been asked to post this list. I've compiled the data here from
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a recent alt.drugs [& alt.hemp?] thread. I should probably have left the
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compilation to the threads' originator, but I don't know who (s)he is...
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It is unchecked, so there are probably dupes of some "rules". I'm a bit
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*bl0wn* right now [I compiled the list about 5 minutes ago - also bl0wn].
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Thanks to the contributors, and could the originator of the thread please
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compile the _official_ list?
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Anyway, here goes:
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________________________________________________________________________________
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Smoking Etiquette
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[the unchecked version]
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________________________________________________________________________________
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1) the person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark
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up the joint and get first hits...
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2) if someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a complement
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on his rolling skills...
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3) if someone starts bogarting the bowl and starts using the xcuse that
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its okay forhim to bogart it since it's his weed, this is definetely not cool.
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the punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how much he put in.
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(if it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you bug on the person
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and rag on him :-)
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4) if someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or
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the person is just a retard :-) then they must relinquish contorl of the lighter
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to someone more able to get it lit. <--this does NOT mean the person who
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lights gets free hits... this priveleige tends to get abused ("hey lemme light
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it for you...")
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5) if someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO thebowl and blow
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all the shit on the floor, this person must be ragged on and the person cant
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smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)
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6) if you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat some
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munchy food you may have lying around.. don't be cheap withyou food if you
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have food...
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7) if someone who'se smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him
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some.. (drymouth is not fun)
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8) converse of (7): if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp
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9) if smoking froma bong or a joint, never put the whole thing in your
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mouth and get it all sopping wet.. its disgusting and it messed up the joint.
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10) if your smoking from a bong and these not enough in thebowl for a whole
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other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next person..(dont
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let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take it all yourself)
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11) never bogart
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12) never bitch about someone else's weed being no good! If you don't like
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it don't smoke it!
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13) if a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that
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friend high
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14) Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Never!
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15) phrased in the form of a narrative:
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OK. My buddy and I are sitting around smoking the weed that I just
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scored. After flaming-up, and taking a few moderate puffs, I pass
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it on. The sounds that follow can only be described as
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vacuum-like. After an a couple of huge, lung-busting tokes, the guy
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passes back the remnants of something that could have, at some
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point, been a joint. If it's not completely "canoed", then it's
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absolutely soaked. I not-so-subtly drop that old Cheech&Chong line
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"Hey man, can I wring it out for you?" He just looks at me.
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16) I have noticed the following: After smoking-up, the odd "crass-
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monkey" will actually eat the stained, disgusting roach. This must
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be because they want that "extra bit" of oil, resin, or whatever's
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left on the paper. This situation can be compared to the patron of
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a good restaurant picking up his "as good as empty" plate and
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licking off the remaining morsels of food. Sure he got that little
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pool of gravy, but was it really worth it?
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17) If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to
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roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) and smoke with the person who sells
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you the stuff.
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18) It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without notifying
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that person of it's possible cashed-ness. A proper warning would be
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'Here ya go...I think it might be cashed.
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19) The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the first
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hit. It doesn't matter who's bowl it is.
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20) Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know it
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sounds silly, but I know people who never say thanks and it gets a littly
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annoying.
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21) The person who brought the bud picks the music.
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22) When using a bong, don't slobber all over it.
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23) Again, when using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's what
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the "homeowner" does.
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24) NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING them to catch you a buzz. Of
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course, there are exceptions to this rule...
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25) If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water
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back in it!!)
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roach rules
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1) when the roach gets too small, if someone hasa problem with it, it is
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common curtesy here to put the roach in a bowl and finish it that way..
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that way the people who don't mind burjing their fingers dont get it all.
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===[text]===
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Hmm, among everyone i know who used to smoke the stuff, there was a
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tradition of roller's privellege. whoever rolled the joint, got to light
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it and take the first puff. then it just got passed on. great fun when
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several were started at once and someone passed it the opposite direction
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to the others after lighting it....
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[next]
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Around here, if the group is smoking out of a bowl (e.g. pipe or bong),
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the packer of the bowl (and usually the owner of the bag) gives
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it to the next person to spark up. However, if someone rolls a joint
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(again, usu. the owner of the bag), that person gets to spark it up.
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(I guess because it takes more effort to roll a joint, and they
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"deserve(?)" to light up the masterpiece.)
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[next]
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I always thought that if you were buying from a FOAF, it was polite for them to
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roll a joint and smoke it with you before you buy, kind of like a sample.
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_______________________________________________________________________________
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AND THAT'S IT!!
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seeya
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-Greg
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