2021-04-15 13:31:59 -05:00

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here's the scenario....we were at the zoo and tripping like
mother fuckers. we went to see the gophers because we like
small furry creatures, and have you ever seen "12 monkeys"?
because our lives were being ruled by these large fuzzy
animals. fuzzy ducks is all we could think about. duzzy fuck?
she's out like a peanut. a salty peanut. nope. don't smoke
dope. you got a joint? nope. it be a lot cooler if you did. the
screen saver rocked our world. can i tell you that the biggest
houses in the world exist on big bend. especially when your
tripping balls. gotta go get some midnight munchies. later
days.
p.s. i'm sober. this i swear.