91 lines
3.8 KiB
Plaintext
91 lines
3.8 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 11 Num. 66
|
|
=======================================
|
|
("Quid coniuratio est?")
|
|
|
|
|
|
-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
GOOFY-LAND USA: HOLIDAYS
|
|
========================
|
|
|
|
JANUARY: Martin Luther King Day. Supposed to honor a great
|
|
American. Really, a day for whites to feel guilty about being
|
|
white, and for blacks to wonder, "Who exactly =did= kill Dr.
|
|
King, since it wasn't James Earl Ray?"
|
|
|
|
FEBRUARY: Presidents Day. Supposed to honor two great Americans,
|
|
George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Really, a day of "this
|
|
day only" furniture sales. Plenty of commercials with George and
|
|
Abe at the fabulous furniture sale.
|
|
|
|
MARCH: St. Patrick's Day. Meant to honor Irish memories of "the
|
|
auld sod." Really, a day to get drunk.
|
|
|
|
APRIL: Easter. Meant for lofty contemplation on the concept
|
|
that God came to Earth, lived as a man, experienced first-hand
|
|
what that meant, and triumphed over evil. Really, a day to dress
|
|
up for the "Easter parade," (thereby benefiting clothing
|
|
merchants). Also, a day to give candy to the kids, courtesy of
|
|
the "Easter Bunny."
|
|
|
|
MAY: Memorial Day. Meant to be a day honoring the thousands of
|
|
average Americans who gave their lives in a cause =they=, at
|
|
least, believed in. Really, a 3-day weekend! Short vacations
|
|
and outdoor barbecues.
|
|
|
|
JUNE: Flag Day. Meant to freshen historical memory and pride in
|
|
the dream of America. Really, everyone forgets all about it.
|
|
|
|
JULY: Fourth of July. Meant to celebrate our nation's
|
|
independence from the plots, cruelties, ignorance and tyrannies
|
|
of the Old World (Europe). Really, a day of barbecues, and
|
|
parades featuring corporate floats and politicians. It will be
|
|
hard to turn this holiday into a yearly 3-day weekend; it is
|
|
saved from meddling by its very name: =Fourth= of July.
|
|
|
|
AUGUST: No major holiday! So this month has the "create your
|
|
own holiday" holiday: everyone goes on vacation.
|
|
|
|
SEPTEMBER: Labor Day. Meant to honor the American worker, the
|
|
actual =producer= of the =real= wealth, which gets robbed from
|
|
him by Monopoly Capitalists and the government. Really, a 3-day
|
|
weekend. Short vacations and outdoor barbecues.
|
|
|
|
OCTOBER: Halloween. A Satanic holiday. Candy for the kids,
|
|
costumes and parties for the adults.
|
|
|
|
NOVEMBER: Thanksgiving. Officially declared a holiday by
|
|
Abraham Lincoln, so that we might pause and give thanks for our
|
|
many blessings. Really, national gluttony day.
|
|
|
|
DECEMBER: Christmas. Meant as a day to pause and consider that
|
|
God cared enough about us to be born as a man. Really,
|
|
materialism reigns. Spellings of "Santa" and "Satan" almost
|
|
identical.
|
|
|
|
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
|
|
|
|
For related stories, visit:
|
|
http://www.shout.net/~bigred/cn.html
|
|
http://www.netcom.com/~feustel
|
|
|
|
-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
Views expressed do not necessarily reflect those
|
|
of Conspiracy Nation, nor of its Editor in Chief.
|
|
-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
I encourage distribution of "Conspiracy Nation."
|
|
-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
New mailing list: leave message in the old hollow tree stump.
|
|
-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
Want to know more about Whitewater, Oklahoma City bombing, etc?
|
|
(1) telnet prairienet.org (2) logon as "visitor" (3) go citcom
|
|
-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
Aperi os tuum muto, et causis omnium filiorum qui pertranseunt.
|
|
Aperi os tuum, decerne quod justum est, et judica inopem et
|
|
pauperem. -- Liber Proverbiorum XXXI: 8-9
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|