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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 10 Num. 56
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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STRANGE NEWS
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I call this issue "Strange News" due to the source for the
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following: "The Weekly World News" (5/20/97), available at fine
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grocery stores everywhere. Due to the nature of the source,
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readers are advised to take that into consideration when they
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evaluate what follows.
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Cuba: A dishwasher was caught urinating on a hamburger intended
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for Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. The dishwasher fled the scene,
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but when Fidel heard about it he ordered that the man be caught
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and executed. The dishwasher was subsequently captured and shot
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dead.
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South Africa: A company in this African nation is marketing
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"Wondercuffs," an electronic monitoring device which the parent
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slips around their teenager's ankle. If the teen wanders beyond
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a predefined radius (up to 6 miles), the device phones the parent
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and the parent can immediately speak with the teen and ask him
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why he's outside the perimeter.
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Los Angeles: "Boomerang bullets" are being slipped, by
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"undercover agents," into boxes of ordinary ammunition sold
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illegally on the street. The bullets are designed to turn around
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in mid-air and kill whoever fires the gun.
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Utah: A "Professor Lloyd Cuningdale" has unearthed a time
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capsule left by the Donner party in 1847. The Donner party was
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trapped by heavy snow and when their food ran out they resorted
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to cannibalism to stay alive. Reportedly they made predictions
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as they sat around munching on human flesh. Among the reported
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predictions:
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** The American Civil War
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** The sinking of the Titanic
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** In 1960 a Catholic would be elected President but would be
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killed by conspirators.
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** Economic disaster: "First in 1929 and again in 1998... The
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rich men will become poor."
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** January 1999: Lucifer comes to earth.
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** Aliens invade in 2004
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** Biological weapons, and specifically one killer biological
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weapon, will kill us all in 2016.
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Houston: Dr. Marvin Greib, a former consultant to NASA,
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supposedly has leaked part of a transcript of conversations made
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by astronauts on board the *Discovery* space ship. Two of the
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astronauts reportedly talk about seeing "at least 100,000 'huge
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glowing spacecraft' flying in formation around the Earth." Greib
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claims the intent of the alien spacecrafts is "warlike."
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Apparently the attack will come by Christmas. Hey! Don't those
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aliens know they're supposed to wait until 2004 before they
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attack! (See previous story.)
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Coos Bay, Oregon: An alien spacecraft has washed ashore.
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According to "noted bio-physicist" Dr. William Labbash, he and
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his staff have concluded it is "indeed an extraterrestrial
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spacecraft." Labbash reportedly will not disclose whether or not
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any corpses of space beings were found. And "insiders" say that
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President Bill Clinton is "very concerned" -- as if he doesn't
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have enough already to worry about!
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Bangkok, Thailand: Police are now using dwarfs instead of dogs
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to sniff for drugs. "Nobody knows why, but those little guys can
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sniff out a cache of drugs better than any dog ever could,"
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reportedly states a Thai cop.
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pauperem. -- Liber Proverbiorum XXXI: 8-9
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