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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 8 Num. 37
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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A L E R T A L E R T A L E R T
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1420 HOURS JULY 7, 1996
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SYNCPAC XX/24 COMMAND
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ALL MILITIAS STAND BY
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A FULL SCALE YELLOW ALERT HAS GONE INTO EFFECT AS OF 1400 HOURS.
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL UNITS ARE TO STAND BY AND AWAIT FURTHER
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INSTRUCTIONS FROM LOCAL COMMANDERS. IF ALERT IS UPGRADED TO
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LEVEL ORANGE, YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO
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PRE-ARRANGED RENDEZVOUS POINTS, AS PER NON-ALIGNED CODICIL
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##35-A.
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SEVERAL REPORTS HAVE COME IN WARNING OF "PROJECT SATIRE", A
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SATIRICAL ATTEMPT TO CONFUSE REDNECKS IN OUR RANKS WHO HAVE
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RARELY IF AT ALL VISITED A LIBRARY. "PROJECT SATIRE" SAY THESE
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REPORTS BEGAN LAST YEAR WITH PROJECT "ROLLING THUNDER", A MAJOR
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JOKE PUT OVER ON DUMB REDNECKS BY SATIRICAL FORCES.
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BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR OFFICIAL LOOKING "ALERTS", USUALLY HIGHLY
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CAPITALIZED AND CONTAINING TERMS LIKE "YELLOW ALERT", "ORANGE
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ALERT", "RED ALERT", AND "ALERT".
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HIGH LEVEL SOURCES, STILL NOT 100 PERCENT CONFIRMED, HAVE
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REPORTED SATIRE BEING USED AND SEEN IN PLACES SUCH AS WYOMING AND
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ARIZONA. **WARNING** SHOULD INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS SPOT A "SATIRE",
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DO NOT -- REPEAT: DO NOT -- ATTEMPT CONTACT. REPORT ALL
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CONTACTS TO IMMEDIATE SUPERIORS AND ON UP THE CHAIN OF COMMAND.
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REPEAT: A YELLOW ALERT IS NOW IN EFFECT. ALL UNITS STAND BY.
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Aperi os tuum muto, et causis omnium filiorum qui pertranseunt.
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Aperi os tuum, decerne quod justum est, et judica inopem et
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pauperem. -- Liber Proverbiorum XXXI: 8-9
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