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ONCE UPON A TIME ON A BBS FAR FAR AWAY .............
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Paging sysop.............
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....YOU ARE NOW IN THE PRESENCE OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD-LIKE SYSOP....
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[Papa Fractal]: Yes oh subserviant user, what do you want from my awesome-
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ness?
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From Nikki: I have a complaint about some abusive users that are slandering
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my name. They are saying horrible and despicable things!
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[Papa Fractal]: Do you have any PROOF that these "so-called" abusers are
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saying these things?
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From Nikki: Yes, I have a capture and there are some very cruel and dis-
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gusting things on the WALL.
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[Papa Fractal]: Send me your copy of this "capture" and I will look into
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these matters oh small and meaningless user.
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From Nikki: I would appreciate if you would. Thank you.
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[Papa Fractal]: Yeah, whatever...
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.....YOU HAVE BEEN RELEASED FROM THE MOST HIGH REALM OF ......
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THE SYSOP GODS OF CYBERSPACE
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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The Next Day ****************************************************************
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Paging sysop.............
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....YOU ARE NOW IN THE PRESENCE OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD-LIKE SYSOP....
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[Papa Fractal]: Yeah, what do you want bitch?
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Nikki: (gasp) I thought you said you were going to take care of all
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those terrible things on the wall and those users who were
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calling me a child molester!!
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[Papa Fractal]: I have no idea what you are talking about, even if I did
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care.
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Nikki: (in utter amazement) This is outrageous, I just talked to you yest-
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erday about this, weren't you even listening?
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[Papa Fractal]: Have we talked before?
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Nikki: Well if you won't do something about this then I'll have to see what
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legal action I can take. This is slander and defamation of character
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and I won't stand for it!!!
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[Papa Fractal]: I should warn you that any action taken against us could
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be used against you.
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Nikki: Well, we'll see.....
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[Papa Fractal]: Yeah whatever Miss Jackson....er Nikki.
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***************************************************************
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******* LATER THAT EVENING AT THE HOME OF PAPA FRACTAL AND HIS MASTER *******
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*************( Over a nice candle light dinner )***************
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Papa Fractal: I'm having some problems with that Nikki bitch.....you know
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the child molester, anyway I was wondering if you think she
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she could be serious about that legal advice.
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Middle Stooge: Oh honey-boy, I don't think she'll really do anything....
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She sounds like she's all talk.....just post some bullshit
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in the adult forum, you know, some really incriminating shit,
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and let all the other users finish her off.... Pass the
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sausage will you love?
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Papa Fractal: Well...uh....I sorta already deleted her....ooops.
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Middle Stooge: What?! Why did you do that?
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Papa Fractal: Oh, I don't know, I guess I felt like it.
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Middle Stooge: Oh, ok.
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Papa Fractal: Well, I'll just make up some stuff to cover our butts.
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Middle Stooge: That sounds like a good idea...speaking of butts, you should
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get yours in the shower, did you forget that Slut-Bird was
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cumming over tonight to spin our hard drives?
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Papa Fractal: Oh goody, you know how I just love to ruffle her feathers.
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Middle Stooge: Well then silly boy, get that cute ass in the shower, we
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don't have very much time, she'll be here in a bit....
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maybe I should help you "clean up".
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Papa Fractal: Ok, but aren't you going in to work the bar tonight?
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Middle Stooge: No, I closed up early in preparation for our Friday, I'm
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going to call it "Orgy Night at the 069 Club".
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Papa Fractal: In that case let's get in the shower, and if your good I
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might even drop the soap........
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The Next Day: Posted in the ADULT FORUM on a BBS FAR FAR AWAY .............
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Date: Sunday, December 12, 1993 11:22am /ADULT
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From: Papa Fractal Msg#: 000540
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To: ALL
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Re: Nikki
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In reference to a previous post:
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The message you just read, was sent to me Via Email. This type
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of treatment will not be tolerated. NO USER shall have the right to
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speak freely on MY...er OUR board. Nor shall ANY USER hold a personal
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opinion, or speak said opinion on this board. If you THINK differently
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than I do that is grounds for termination. I understand ALOT of you
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have had your share of problems with Nikki. I wish to inform you all,
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that the child molester will NO LONGER be calling this board.
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At this time I will acknowlage that I have had over 20+ complaints
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concerning this user. However, under the guidelines of this board,
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our hands were tied. It is difficult to remove a user, when they have
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not only paid $25 to use it, but what the heck, its only $25 bucks.
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To DEMAND anything from the sysops of this bbs, and to stand up for
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her rights like she did, especially THREATENING an all powerful sysop
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in Teleconference, will be immediate grounds for removal.
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When we read the previous message, we promptly went into Teleconfenece
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and spoke with Nikki. She quickly got rude, obnoxious and threatening
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to us, saying "She knows how to destroy us". And that we "will NEVER
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see the LAST of her".
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Between this message, and the previous post, does this sound like the
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words of a 27 year old bitch? (at least) I dont think so, and niether
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does the other 3 stud...er....sysops, therefore, her account has been
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TERMINATED.
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Thank you, and sorry for the problems she has caused you all.
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I can assure you, she will not cause any more grief.
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Please continue to enjoy this most wonderful BBS, or else.
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The God-like Sysops.
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(R)eply, (E)mail reply, follow (T)hread, (P)revious or (N)ext message?
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