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From the Jason Scott / TEXTFILES.COM Printout Collection
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These are original linefeed printouts fed through a Optical Character
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Recognition system, with hand-editing done afterwards to clean issues
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with text rearrangement and OCR errors.
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The printouts are from a collection dating from 1983-1985, and were
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generally made on an Epson MX-80 Dot-Matrix printer connected to an
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IBM PC-XT. The Bulletin Board Systems and other services were located
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throughout the United States, and captured by Jason Scott, who can
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attest to their authenticity.
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Spelling errors, content and extraneous system information such as
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prompts and menu items have been left untouched. Errors and other
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artifacts of conversion to this format should be considered in
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determining the validity or historical context of statements in these
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printouts.
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Description: General Message Base of the 1985 BBS (Minneapolis)
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Date: March, 1985
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Numb: 1
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Subj: Begin
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From: SINBAD SAILOR
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Date: TUE MAR 12 2:41:56 PM
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Post about general things
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ss
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Numb: 2
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Subj: Flush!
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From: RIFF RAFF
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Date: TUE MAR 12 6:43:07 PM
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Shure you can, you can say "Sinbad flushes his Board", ya, shure ya can!
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Those prices get really annoying abouth the, oh, about the 2nd time you see
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them... is there some ctrl-codes to get out of it that only the wise can
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figure or will we always see them?
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Whatever...
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--R. Raff
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Numb: 3
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Subj: %$@^$^@ prices
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From: ULTRAVOX THE MUSE
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Date: TUE MAR 12 8:42:59 PM
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Can you turn off the prices? If I wanted to buy something, I'd call the
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Electronic Shopper BBS. Not Here. Even at 1200 baud, the price list gets
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annoying fast. (I can't even begin to think how much it would bother me at
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300 baud...)
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>->-->--->----> >Ultravox the Muse
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Numb: 4
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Subj: New Messages?
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From: ULTRAVOX THE MUSE
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Date: TUE MAR 12 8:47:14 PM
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Why if there is one (maybe two) message on each board does the newscan tell
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me there are 201 new messages? Is it perhaps that you forgot to tell the
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new-scan that you erased all of the messages?
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Numb: 5
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Subj: okokok
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From: SINBAD SAILOR
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Date: TUE MAR 12 9:07:44 PM
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Lets face it, I fucked the price list thing up...I forgot the IF X$="W" shit
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Oh well its fixed now...I just laughed when i got home and saw that, only
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about 10 users got that so its no big deal...and for those of you who know me
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well, know that I really dislike and suck at programming...but ahh well this
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bbs is sooo awesome it doesnt matter anyway....heheh (right?) err ahhh ya!
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ss/mpg
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Numb: 6
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Subj: Sysop
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From: FENRIS ULF
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Date: TUE MAR 12 9:21:59 PM
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What happens when you get a sysop that doesn't program enough? You get an
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add before every command... Great move Sinbad!! We all clap at your actions
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Fenris Ulf
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Numb: 7
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Subj: California, here I come...
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From: SIMON JESTER
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Date: WED MAR 13 10:21:21 PM
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Well, yours truly, Simo Jester of the Elk River DECA took first place
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statewide in Restaurant Marketing and Management, Master Employee level at the
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State DECA finals. This means that I get to compete in nationals in May down
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in sunny San Francisco! Getting the award rounded off three days of fun and
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competition. There were a couple of dances (44th Street played at one of
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them), preliminary awards sessions (I took a first and second place spot in two
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events here), partys (toga in 1430), etc... The final awards ceremony was held
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at the Carleton Celebrity room last (tuesday) night. Some of the speakers
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included Carl Pohlad, owner of the twins, and several other people. Winning
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the first place trophy in my event was great... it gave me a chance to hug all
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the good looking girls in Elk River DECA, for one thing... Well, enough
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bragging (well, actually more than enough)... I had a great time, and heartily
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recommend DECA to all people... Simon Jester
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Numb: 8
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Subj: New song
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From: FRANK LASER
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Date: THU MAR 14 12:52:10 AM
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The new Mpg song is .....
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Yes, the window is open.
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Its new, its hot, and we hope to have it on compact disk and video soon.
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Bye now!
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Frank Laser ----------*
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Numb: 9
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Subj: c64 games
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From: JACK THE RIPPER
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Date: THU MAR 14 5:03:02 PM
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i am wandering if anyone has any c 64 games that they would like to trade i
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have over 85 game so you may hAve some i dont so leave me some e mail ok thanx
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_jack the ripper_
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_________________
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Numb: 10
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Subj: NOT AS GOOD AS S.D.
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From: THE SENTINEL
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Date: THU MAR 14 8:44:36 PM
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TO A COUPLE MESSAGES BACK,
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IT'S TOO BAD THAT THAT THING THAT SIMON JESTER IS GOING TO ISN'T IN SAN
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DIEGO. I HAD TO MOVE HERE FROM THERE ABT 6 WEEKS AGO. BUMMER. ANYONE GO TO
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S.D. A LOT? ANYONE HAVE RELATIVES THERE? LET ME KNOW... MAYBE I KNOW
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THEM... YOU NEVER KNOW... "SWORN TO AVENGE--- CONDEMNED TO HELL--- TEMPT NOT
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THE BLADE--- ALL FEAR -THE SENTINEL"
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Numb: 11
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Subj: sat night
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From: DAI- KATANA
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Date: FRI MAR 15 12:35:52 AM
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...i was driving by southdale on sat night/sun morning at about 2:30 am when i
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saw two cop cars checking out the flagpole....i wonder what that could mean...
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-dk-
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Numb: 12
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Subj: Lude Session tonight!
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From: LATIN APPLER
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Date: FRI MAR 15 4:38:18 AM
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Yep, a kick-ass Lude session tonight. Meet at the Falls between 9:30 and
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9:50. Everybody show up this time, there will be compitition this time between
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us (MPG) and any other group (NDC,thought police, Celes..Knights) that is
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willing to take on our best in Max-decaludians!
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Be there!
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The
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Latin
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Appler
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/MPG/
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Numb: 13
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Subj: New & Improved
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From: RIFF RAFF
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Date: FRI MAR 15 11:23:28 AM
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Well, with all the New and barely tested Lude Poles out there to hit, it
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seems it could involve more than meets the eye. We'll have to have CV on the
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non-wrap pole, and then KA on everyone else.
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--R. Raff
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Numb: 14
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Subj: too bad...
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From: THE SENTINEL
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Date: FRI MAR 15 5:42:07 PM
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too bad the pcpg isn't an old group and just starting. we would kick ass!
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"tempt not the blade---
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all fear -the sentinel"
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---=>pcpg<=---
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Numb: 15
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Subj: I FINALLY DID IT
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From: SECRET AGENT
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Date: SAT MAR 16 3:10:59 PM
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To anyone who cares I am finally out of the celestial knights..yahyahyah..
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time lord says he is only calling out of state boards but I know he dosen't
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know anything about phreaking... So he is going to get a new name and start
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over(at least that is what I think).
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SECRET AGENT
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Numb: 16
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Subj: CALL....
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From: SEA DOG
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Date: SAT MAR 16 7:47:19 PM
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CALL THESE FINE BBS`.....
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THE PIRATES SHIP 512-328-4353
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THE SAFEHOUSE 612-724-7066
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THE TRADING POST 504-291-4970
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WHAT'S NEW AROUND HERE?
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LATER DUDEZ,
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SEA DOG
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Numb: 17
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Subj: trade ti programs!
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From: JEFF MATTSON
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Date: SUN MAR 17 1:03:51 AM
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i am looking for ti-99/4a users to trade programs and games over the phone or
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any other way! leave e-mail for jeff mattson
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Numb: 18
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Subj: :[most interesting]/
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From: ANGRY RUSSIAN
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Date: SUN MAR 17 9:51:11 AM
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yawn... such a head thrash.... i remind you all never to drink vodka, snort
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cocaine, go to bed at 3am, and wake up now yawn. that last messages was
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most i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g i wouldnt fool around with the *mcP* if i were
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you, they sound very very "tuf" .... !!
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ive never seen so many tornados in my life!!! sheesh, hold on let me close
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the window.
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ahhhh....ok and i would like to make a comment, the sysop since he does not
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answer feedback, and makes no modifications to he system whatsoever must not
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treat his users very well. not meaning this offensivly, but in the
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constructive way.... what if someone doesnt want to pay $5? after they wake
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up and havent snorted cocaine all night can they post and upload for access?
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yawn... zzz....... ouuahhhh
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well you know .... i really see no reason for a 5 dollar fee....
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especially with some of the users on this system.... (heh) "some" i state
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Numb: 19
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Subj: Complain, complain
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From: DR. DISCORD
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Date: SUN MAR 17 10:30:32 AM
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Geez, you're sure a happy person. Why don't you leave if you don't like it?
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Ph.D/Thought Police
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Numb: 20
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Subj: lude board??
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From: DIAMOND KNIGHT
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Date: SUN MAR 17 12:52:12 PM
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Why is the lude board under level 8??
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Why is it that every time we go luding, MPG decides they want to lose us??
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Why would they want to lose us badly enough to pay 50 cents to get into a
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parking lot just to drive out after they had invited us to Jude???
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Why are there so many losers on BBS's these days??
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A few why's from yours truly...
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<> Diamond Knight <>
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-The Last Dimension- -10 Megs-
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-23 boards- -6 drive Catsend-
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-Soon 202!-
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Numb: 21
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Subj: Sorry......
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From: FRANK LASER
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Date: MON MAR 1812:45:36 AM
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Uhhhh..... Perhaps there has been a mistake on the lude session....
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Ya see, some car followed (directly behind SS and I) us and we thought that
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they werent with us. We figured we would lose them and have you guys report
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back to us at our place. If it was you guys who were the ones, sorry, we didnt
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recognize you. SS and I are loyal guild members but will not ever try to cause
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tension between the groups.
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MPG stands for luding and fun for all!!
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Am I right???????
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Frank Laser--------*
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MPG
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Numb: 22
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Subj: Luding [wrong board!]
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From: MAJOR TOM
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Date: MON MAR 18 5:39:33 PM
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So I'm on the wrong board, but I have a couple of questions:
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1) Is luding open to everyone, or just MPG and NDC and Thought Police
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members?
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2) How bad are the legal risks involved? Do the cops hide in the bushes and
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wait, or is law enforcement infrequent?
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3) Is there a lot of driving involved? (I don't want to run down the family
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lemon...)
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Let me know in mail- thanks!
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]-> Major Tom
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]-> Celestial Knights
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Subj: Conference line fun...
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From: SIMON JESTER
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Date: MON MAR 18 9:37:08 PM
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Anyone fortunate enough to be listening to WLOL a while back might have heard
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Dr. Glitch of the NDC and some other pirates from around the nation on it for
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a few seconds... I was on the conference a bit earlier, and the likes of King
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Blotto (I think), Drol Pirate (the mastermind behind all of the conference
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calls), and of course several members of the NDC and Thought Police... fun,
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eh? Almost as fun as the party on Saturday... heh..
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SJ
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Subj: More FM fun..
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From: -- ROLIC --
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Date: MON MAR 18 10:24:37 PM
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Yes, back awhiles ago, I was on a conference, and boy, we had a couple of
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whores fr from Chicago on, and some gals from 'Fornia. WILD indeed. But the real
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fun began when we were talking to Broadway Hacker at FM 103 NY radio) and we
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got a sweet 15 second broadcast. Was fun...really fun. We were screaming
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control and all this stuff...what a blast. Then an operator just like the one
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on Midnight Star's album (real southern accent - TSPS operator) came on...and I
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suddenly was "Mr. Jones" and all this.. she was really not sure whether it
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was legit or not... eventually the controller got seperated because he got
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interrupted by some hotshot Supervisor. So much for that call. Just one of
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many exploits. Anyone know of other services offering conference capabilites?
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Unfortunately, Canada is no longer safe (as of January, 27th or so ESS VII )...
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Drop a note if you've got some info..
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-r
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Subj: Down with B-B?
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From: DR. DISCORD
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Date: MON MAR 18 10:39:49 PM
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Aah, but at the end, it says..."He (Winston) had won the victory over
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himself. He loved Big Brother." So there.
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Some of you may have heard WLOL around 9:00, and there would have b een more
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of us, but the phone company shut down the conference line at 8:30, right when
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the DJ was telling us what to do. That sucks. Oh well, we'll try it again.
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Ph.D/Thought Police/Sick of the 'Doctors' who call themselves 'Doc'
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Subj: Doctors....
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From: SINBAD SAILOR
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Date: TUE MAR 19 12:32:11 AM
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I am sick and tired of people using " Doctor " in any alias in any frame of
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manner... its utterly boring...
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Subj: CALL US
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From: PC PHREAK
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Date: TUE MAR 19 11:35:27 AM
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IF YOU ARE ABOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, DEFINTELY, SURE THAT YOU ARE NOT A RUGGIE
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GIVE THE PCPG A CALL AT (612)-377-9281... IF YOU WANT ACCESS TO IT YOU WILL
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HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR PHONE # OR CHAT WITH ME OR LEAVE ME A COMMENT TELLING ME
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THAT YOU WANT ACCESS. THEN WE CAN TAKE IT FROM THERE. SO IF YOU ARE FAT GET
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OFF YOU FAT *** AND CALL US. IF YOU ARE SKINNY, GET OFF YOU SKINNY *** AND
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CALL US. if YOU ARE IN BETWEEN GET OFF OF MoWR IN BETWEEN *** AND CALL!
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--==> ---==> ---==> --==> ---==> PC PHREAK
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Numb: 28
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Subj: Seiko Color Tv...
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From: SINBAD SAILOR
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Date: TUE MAR 19 5:17:50 PM
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Hmm... I saw the new flat screen color tv by seiko today, it uses TFT, not
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LCD as many people think...TFT stands for Thin Filter Technology, It looked ok
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but could go for some improvements.
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hmm oh well...
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Numb: 29
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Subj: Doctors and etc.
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From: MAJOR TOM
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Date: TUE MAR 19 5:38:53 PM
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I second the above message- there are way too many "Doctors" on the BBScene,
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and it's becoming nxO`Vginal...
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]-> Major Tom
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!/-\!/-\!/-\!/-\
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]-> Celestial Knights
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(it shouldn't have done that... oh
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well..)
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Subj: DILEMMA
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From: SUBCONSCIOUS DESIRES
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Date: WED MAR 20 2:40:23 AM
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Hi....I have a problem and I hope you guys don't think I'm dumb or naive, but
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I've been going out with this guy for about 4 months, and don't get him wrong,
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he's the sweetest guy you could ever know. He's so nice to me and we just have
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such a great time together. But lately, he's really been coming on to me, and
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I just don't know what I should do. I would do anything for this guy, but I
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don't know if it's the right thing to do. I just don't know where to go for
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advice, and I thought that since I'm a sophomore in high school, alot of you
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guys might understand what I'm talking about. He is really nice, and says he
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wouldn't want me to do anything I don't really want to do, but I just feel bad
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because I know it would make him so happy. I want to make him happy, but I'm
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kind of scared, and I just don't know if I should do it or not. Thanks alot.
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-- Melanie
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Subj: Cow Trivia
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From: POISON DART
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Date: WED MAR 20 3:10:05 AM
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Here's something new and radical for those who are as bored as I am with the
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current topics on bbs's ------ COW TRIVIA !!!
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for example:
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Q: When you spill your milk, what have you created?
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A: An udder disaster! (haha hehheh)
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liked that, huh? Well hang on, cuz there's more !!!!!
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0: A cow in a maze is:
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1) Lost in Space
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2) Indulging in Bovine Delights
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3) Working for the CIA
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4) Waiting to become a BIG MAC
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5) Just Udderly Amazed
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A: 5) Just Udderly Amazed
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if ya got that one right, pick up the phone and give us a call!!
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if ya didn't, don't feel bad, cuz ya get another chance!!!!!
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Q: What is an ant that has been stepped on by a cow?
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A: Udderly devastated!!! (hahahaha hoho hehehe)
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one more chance for those of ya who just can't seem to get the hang of it...
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Q: What is a cow stuck in the mud?
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A: udderly 'fasten'ated (hehhehheh haha)---MORE TO COME SOON!!!
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Subj: CHAJITA's
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From: POISON DART
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Date: WED MAR 20 3:54:39 AM
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Now I'm sure you've all seen the Chajita commercial for CHI-CHI's right?
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But, have you heard about the new Chajita"s planned for the up and coming
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menu? Well, I have provided a glimpse into the future --- CHI-CHI style!
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THE MENU
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1) ANTELOPE chajitas 2) SQUID chajitas
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3) GRASSHOPPER chajitas 4) BABY SEAL chajitas
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5) TURTLE chajitas 6) ARMADILLO chajitas
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7) PELICAN chajitas 8) ELEPHANT chajitas
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9) RHINOCEROS chajitas 10) PEACOCK chajitas
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11) FLAMINGO chajitas 12) SEA LION chajitas
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13) WALRUS chajitas 14) ASSORTED MARSUPIAL chajitas
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15) RAT chajitas 16) STARFISH chajitas
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17) ZEBRA chajitas 18) COCKROACH chajitas
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19) COW GONAD chajitas 20) MAGGOT chajitas
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21) SLUG chajitas 22) BAT chajitas
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23) PENGUIN chajitas 24) GIRAFFE NECK chajitas
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25) CAMEL DUNG chajitas 26) IGUANA chajitas
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27) OSTRICH FEATHER chajitas 28) LEPER chajitas
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29) DEAD BABY chajitas 30) PUSS chajitas
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31) AMPUTATED LIMB chajitas 32) SPERM WHALE chajitas
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33) PORPOISE FIN chajitas 34) JELLYFISH chajitas
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35) MIXED ARACHNID chajitas 36) OCTOPUS TENTACLE chajitas
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37) ELECTRIC EEL chajitas 38) PIT VIPER chajitas
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39) AARDVARK chajitas 40) TERMITE chajitas
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and.............coming soon............* TAPEWORM chajitas *
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look for --* ASSORTED PARASITE chajitas * at a CHI-CHI's near you!
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further suggestions for new chajita's are more than welcome.
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Numb: 33
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Subj: Chajitas
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From: TOM DUBRUIL
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Date: WED MAR 20 9:26:42 AM
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Don't let Opus find out about menu item 23.
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Numb: 34
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Subj: For Melanie
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From: HUMBLE SERVANT
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Date: WED MAR 20 12:16:35 PM
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In response to the earlier message about your "boyfriend" and whether or not
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you should do it together. I think it would be better for both of you to wait
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until you can think rationally before you decide to take the leap... Remember,
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there is only one first time, and if you waste it on someone who you don't
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really love, it will wreck it for later on in life. And since you are only a
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Sophomore, (Sophomore means "smart-fool"), I think it would be best if you just
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stayed young a little bit longer and left the serious lovemaking for married
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life later on. If your boyfriend can't handle your decision, then he must only
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be after you for what you are on the outside, when it is whats inside that
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matters the most.
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You can do what you want to do, but remember that whatever you do could come
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back to haunt you later. For example, V.D., pregnancy, etc. So it is best to
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wait until you can handle it, (marriage), and stick to getting through
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High-school. H.S.
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Numb: 35
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Subj: PC junior
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From: SINBAD SAILOR
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Date: WED MAR 20 5:03:46 PM
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hahahaha...IBM gave up on the pc junior!
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Numb: 36
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Subj: P.C. jr
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From: BLACK FALCON
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Date: WED MAR 20 6:05:51 PM
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With the canceling of IBM's pc jr, only Apple and Commodore,and maybe Atari
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are left to fight for the home computer market.Guess who's gonna win!?
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</
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P.S. C=
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Numb: 37
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Subj: Apple canceled
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From: GEMINI THE SECOND
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Date: WED MAR 20 6:57:16 PM
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Hey dudes.. Did ya all here the news thi morning??? Apple closed down a few
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factorys fer a while!!!
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Apple is in the SHIT!!
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Same as with IBM!!!
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Commodore forever!!!
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Numb: 38
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Subj: Ahem...
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From: RIFF RAFF
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Date: WED MAR 20 7:13:26 PM
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I'm just curious how anyone could post a message about Squid Eyeball and
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Catfish Gonad Chijitas after that moving post from `Melanie' (probably a 26
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year-old programmer from Iowa).
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Also concerning the jr, I would like to make the situation clearer.
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Apple says: "BaaKaaaaaa!!"
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IBM says : "O000f!!... Blah...." and rolls over and dies.
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Also, most importantly, I would like to say
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Numb: 39
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Subj: Bovine Delight?!
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From: DARK STAR
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Date: WED MAR 20 11:27:47 PM
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In response to the `Udderly Awesome' COW TRIVIA post, I must only ask what a
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Bovine Delight is, and does it have anything to do with Cow Gonad Chajitas?
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....and by the way Melanie I think your doing the right thing by asking other
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people. It gives you other points of view and this could be helpful! I don't
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think your age matters, but I think you should be sure its what YOU* want to
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do. You can only make the desion once, so make sure the time is right.
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--DARK STAR--
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p.s. Big Time glitch on 1200 baud.....you can't see it though
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Numb: 40
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Subj: R.R.'s got the idea
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From: POISON DART
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Date: THU MAR 21 2:14:43 AM
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HEY!! Riff Raff !! You've got the right idea! SQUID EYEBALL chajitas
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coming soon!! IT'S GRRREAT! and CATFISH GONAD chajitas.... How do you THINK
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of these??? Ther're grrrrrreat. You're a chajita GOD!
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coming soon to CHI-CHI's
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BRAIN TUMOR chajitas SEWAGE PRECIPITATE chajitas
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CAT INTESTINE chajitas MICROWAVED RODENT chajitas
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GAZELLE chajitas DOG TAIL chajitas
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LIVE GUINEA PIG chajitas RABBIT PELLET chajitas
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and HAMSTER SKULL chajitas!
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SPEED HASTE RUSH to a CHI-CHI's near YOU!!!
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Numb: 41
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Subj: Get it right..
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From: APPLE AVENGER
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Date: THU MAR 21 3:53:28 AM
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First of all, apple did not close 4 plants, they closed 1 macintosh plant for
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2 weeks because they made to many macs, thats all...
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-Avenger/MPG
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Numb: 42
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Subj: CHI CHI'S!!!???
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From: ANGRY RUSSIAN
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Date: THU MAR 21 9:08:54 AM
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I HOPE WE ALL KNOW WHAT CHI CHI'S MEANS IN SPANISH... IF IM RIGHT THERE IS A
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CHI CHI'S MEXICAN RESTRAINT, AND ITS GOOD!
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YOU GUYS MUST BE GOING TO THE ONES RUN BY THE IRANIANS.... IRON HAND OF THE
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IOTOLA..... CHI CHI"S...... HMMMM
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Numb: 43
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Subj: factories
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From: THE LISAN AL-GAIB
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Date: THU MAR 21 1:22:19 PM
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hasn't the mac factory been running at full speed so far? that factory is
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very fast and efficient. well if ibm dropped the jr. then apple is going to
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be doing some good business.
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why did they drop it? i thought that after they replace the bad keyboards
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that they were doing fairly well?
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seey
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the lisan al-gaib
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Numb: 44
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Subj: a comment
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From: GREYFAX GRIMWALD
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Date: FRI MAR 22 5:58:45 AM
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Just because IBM has dropped the PC_Junior does not mean that they're out of
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the home computer race. They still have the PC,XT,AT ect... though they are
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pretty expensive i wouldn't count them out, they will also most definitly start
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to manufacture a different type of computer to try to establish themselves once
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more in the home computer market.
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well, lator
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Numb: 45
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Subj: THE REAL REASON!
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From: SIR WILLIAM
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Date: FRI MAR 22 3:23:14 PM
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NO, IBM AND COMMODORE USERS/LOVERS..... APPLE ISN'T GOING OUT OF BUSINESS...
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NO, THEY AREN'T SLOWING PRODUCTION BECAUSE OF SLOW SALES....
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THEY CLOSED ALL MACINTOSH FACTORIES FOR THE BASIC REASON APPLE HAS DECIDED
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GREY/BEIGH IS A DULL-DREARY COLOR AND THEY HAVE ALSO DECIDED THAT THE MACINTOSH
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SHOULD BE WHITE ENOUGH TO BLIND YOU.......
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THAT'S RIGHT...LOOK FOR BIG DISCOUNTS IN THE MACINTOSH AREA>
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-:- SIR WILLIAM -:-
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Numb: 46
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Subj: Down with BB?
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From: MAD CANADIAN
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Date: FRI MAR 22 4:20:54 PM
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As Doc said, 'Down with Big Brother'? How can that be? Winston had always
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loved Big Brother. Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.
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Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St. Clement's You owe me three
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fatherings, say the bells of St. Marin's When will you pay me? say the bells
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of Old Bailey When I grow rich, say the bells of Shoreditch.
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O'Brien knew the last line.
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Ever have the feeling that one is getting deviant? Heh heh heh. Big Brother
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is doubleplus good. Goldstien is undoubleplusgood. Big Brother is a
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doubleplusgood duckspeaker. BB......BB.....BB......BB.....BB
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MC/Thought Police
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(Can anyone tell that I am mad at the 'Down with Big Brother' at the command
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prompt.)
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Numb: 47
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Subj: big-b
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From: THE PHOENIX
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Date: FRI MAR 22 9:57:59 PM
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That stupid prompt makes me want to kill 'doc'! I HATE it!-I hate it! why
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doesn't the SYSop chang it to some thing else?
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|
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---=> The Phoenix (i hate parents
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too!!!)
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Numb: 48
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Subj: Winston Smith
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From: SINBAD SAILOR
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Date: SAT MAR 22 9:01:27
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The Quote that people have been seeing late "Down with Big Brother," has
|
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been put up because myself in accordance with this bbs agree that the statement
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by Mr. Smith supports this bbs, MCMLXXXV - a step beyond 1984, a paradise, no
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big brother.
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Winston Smith is the lead character in the novel 1984.
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I will put up some other quotes soon!
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Numb: 49
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Subj: [SURVEY SAYS!]
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From: ANGRY RUSSIAN
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Date: SAT MAR 23 1:24:48 PM
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FIRST OF ALL I THINK *EVERYONE* GETS THE MESSAGE ABOUT BIG BROTEHR, AND IT
|
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SURE AS HELL IS ANNOYING, AND TAKES LONGER TO GET THRU THE SYSTEM... WHY NOT
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|
MAKE IT SO YOU ONLY SEE IT ONCE WEHN YOU LOGIN???? IF YOUR GOING TO MAKE A
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WHOLE BUNC HOF QUOTES I SUGGEST YOU MAKE A [Q] OPTION !!! FOR PEOPLE WHO
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REALLY DONT CARE ABOUT QUOTES ALL THAT MUCH....
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GOFERIT, YAWN.
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ANGRY RUSSIAN
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Numb: 50
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Subj: HALYS CUT
|
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From: DAGDA MOR
|
|
Date: SAT MAR 23 3:57:58 PM
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|
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CALL HALYS CUT AT 377-9281...ONLINE INFOCOM GAME UP SOON I HOPE! JUST NEED
|
|
TO GET AHOLD OF MULTILINK. ANYONE GOT IT? LET ME KNOW... -+++*>*> DAGDA MOR
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<*<*+++- -THE COUNCIL OF DRUIDS-
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Numb: 51
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Subj: ....hello....
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From: DARC DEATHE
|
|
Date: SAT MAR 23 4:14:16 PM
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....HELLO....
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Just thought I would post a message that after a long* while of being out of
|
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"it" I am back in....all those people who know me, drop me a line, eh7
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the man with none of the wares...(yet)
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<$> Dart: Deathe <$>
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