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THE MINDVOX WORDS COLLECTION
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An Explanation of This File:
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This is a collection of "words" from the Mindvox BBS, which were commands
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you could type at the Mindvox Prompt and get little easter eggs, information,
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and other interesting text. This was previously a large collection of tiny
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files and have been combined for easier reading. In each case, the word
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surrounded by ":::::::::::::::" is the word you would have typed to get
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the text following it.
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- Jason Scott
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TEXTFILES.COM
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From the "MindVox FC -- Last Gathering of the Usual Suspects" Collection.
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This File is (c) 1991-2001 MindVox, Inc. and all rights are reserved.
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165
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Packard Ave
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2600
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Eric Corley shot John Lennon
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65c02
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Yes, it was a rad chip.. Too bad the main stream didn't realize it
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before it was too late!
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666
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Welcome to Devil Worshippers Anonymous. Your Dead host is a
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Lord. As circumstance would dictate, the world ended 15 minutes
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ago and you are lost in an endless loop that will continue to
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spiral into infinity forevermore.
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Worship the Humble Tree Sloth and learn from his divine wisdom or
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you too will surely burn in the fires of hell with all the other
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godless heathen scum.
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99e99
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?OVERFLOW ERROR in 1992
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]LIST
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2 REM *** NETWORKS/UX XVIII v2.07 Rev D6 ***
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3 REM *** Ported by Galactic Knight and The Space Grud ***
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4 REM *** Applesoft Basic was ported to Unix by Murdering Thug ***
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5 REM *** (c) 1964 Rebel Alliance West ***
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^C
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]CALL -151
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*C0E9 C0EF
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*^C
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]CATALOG
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I/O ERROR
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:-)
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You found me!
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But can you find my friends?!
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INTERNET
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~*
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MindVox [~^INTERNET~^] Services
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-=/[ UNIX Email Clients ]/=- -=/[ UNIX News Readers ]/=-
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elm - Screen-Based Mail Client nn - Screen-Based NewsReader
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mail - The Original UNIX Mail tin - Screen-Based NewsReader
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pine - Easy-to-use Mail Client trn - Threaded UNIX NewsReader
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-=/[ Network Travel ]/=- -=/[ Diagnostic Utilities ]/=-
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Telnet - Telnet TCP/IP Protocol Dig - Domain Information Groper
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TN3270 - Telnet W/IBM-3270 Support NSlookUp - Query Domain Name Servers
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-=/[ Information Navigation and File Transfer Utilities ]/=-
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Archie - Internet File Location Tool WWW - Browse World Wide Web
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FTP - Std. File Transfer Protocol WAIS - Wide Area Info Serv.
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Gopher - Hypertxt Network Browser Whois - Info on Network or User
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-=/[ Real-time Communication ]/=-
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IRC - World-Wide Internet Chat Talk - Chat With another User
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Phone - Multi-user Local Chat yTalk - Multi-user Local Chat
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Internet
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~*
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MindVox [~^INTERNET~^] Services
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-=/[ UNIX Email Clients ]/=- -=/[ UNIX News Readers ]/=-
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elm - Screen-Based Mail Client nn - Screen-Based NewsReader
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mail - The Original UNIX Mail tin - Screen-Based NewsReader
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pine - Easy-to-use Mail Client trn - Threaded UNIX NewsReader
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-=/[ Network Travel ]/=- -=/[ Diagnostic Utilities ]/=-
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Telnet - Telnet TCP/IP Protocol Dig - Domain Information Groper
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TN3270 - Telnet W/IBM-3270 Support NSlookUp - Query Domain Name Servers
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-=/[ Information Navigation and File Transfer Utilities ]/=-
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Archie - Internet File Location Tool WWW - Browse World Wide Web
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FTP - Std. File Transfer Protocol WAIS - Wide Area Info Serv.
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Gopher - Hypertxt Network Browser Whois - Info on Network or User
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-=/[ Real-time Communication ]/=-
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IRC - World-Wide Internet Chat Talk - Chat With another User
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Phone - Multi-user Local Chat yTalk - Multi-user Local Chat
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*** TRASH: directory ***
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address
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Phantom Access Technologies, Inc.
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175 Fifth Avenue, Suite: 2614
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New York, NY 10010
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+1 212 989-2418
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awk
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sed
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bitch
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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bruce
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Bruce is drunk and *I* have root, so you better be fucking nice to me or else!
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bufu
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YUM YUM YUM
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BUFU IS GOOD
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I AM GHOULO
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LORD MIGHTY OF THE BLUE NINE
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c0e9
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How dare you!?!?!
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c0ef
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How dare you!?!?!
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call
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(6502 monitor is under construction)
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call-151
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(6502 monitor is under construction)
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cancel
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To Cancel or Suspend your MindVox membership send FEEDBACK to the System
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Administrators (type feedback at the Main Menu) or contact our office
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directly at:
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MindVox
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1133 Broadway, Suite 1124
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New York, NY 10010
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telephone: (212) 843 5535
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fax: (212) 843 5531
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catalog
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?I/O ERROR
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]
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cdc
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Just say moo!
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chink
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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count
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extern int counter();
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extern int each[7] = { 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, };
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count()
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{
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int i;
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if (!sysop) { insuff(); return; }
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for (i = 0; i < 7; i++)
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each[i] = 0;
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walkpw (NULL, counter);
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for (i = 0; methods[i]; i++)
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print("%s: %d\n", methods[i], each[i]);
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}
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int counter (pw)
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PROFILE *pw;
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{
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each[pw->billtype]++;
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return 0;
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}
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damn
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The gnome walks out from behind the bushes where he was hiding, points the
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great ROD OF DAMNATION at you, and says, "Your wish is my command" as he
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dooms you to a life of eternal wandering amongst a million Galacticomms.
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dir
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God dammit Jim! You're not using DOS anymore!
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dir THIS! PHIBER AND KATHY FEREVER! Or Until the Milk Dudz run out!
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editor
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You may change your Editor by choosing SETTINGS from the Main Menu.
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evan
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is a hottie.
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exit
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Type "BYE" to disconnect from MindVox.
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fart
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... That felt good.
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fnord
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Fnord is the only ****** to see *** from the normal humans. If you are
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having problems with your ***** or the **** ********* please call in a
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service tech. The earth number is 212-989-****.
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fuck
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FUCKING is prohibited.
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Type HELP for help.
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galvelston
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Ah . . . You must be the Grand High Exarch.
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galvleston
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Ah . . . You must be the Grand High Exarch.
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gavelston
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Ah . . . You must be the Grand High Exarch.
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go
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Use the FORUMS command to read messages
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gook
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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hebe
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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heeb
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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internet
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~*
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MindVox [~^INTERNET~^] Services
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-=/[ UNIX Email Clients ]/=- -=/[ UNIX News Readers ]/=-
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elm - Screen-Based Mail Client nn - Screen-Based NewsReader
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mail - The Original UNIX Mail tin - Screen-Based NewsReader
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pine - Easy-to-use Mail Client trn - Threaded UNIX NewsReader
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-=/[ Network Travel ]/=- -=/[ Diagnostic Utilities ]/=-
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Telnet - Telnet TCP/IP Protocol Dig - Domain Information Groper
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TN3270 - Telnet W/IBM-3270 Support NSlookUp - Query Domain Name Servers
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-=/[ Information Navigation and File Transfer Utilities ]/=-
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Archie - Internet File Location Tool WWW - Browse World Wide Web
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FTP - Std. File Transfer Protocol WAIS - Wide Area Info Serv.
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Gopher - Hypertxt Network Browser Whois - Info on Network or User
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-=/[ Real-time Communication ]/=-
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IRC - World-Wide Internet Chat Talk - Chat With another User
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Phone - Multi-user Local Chat yTalk - Multi-user Local Chat
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joshua
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~*
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"GAMES" REFERS TO MODELS, SIMULATIONS AND GAMES
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WHICH HAVE TACTICAL AND STRATEGIC APPLICATIONS.
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list Games
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FALKEN'S MAZE
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BLACK JACK
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GIN RUMMY
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HEARTS
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BRIDGE
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CHECKERS
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CHESS
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POKER
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FIGHTER COMBAT
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GUERILLA ENGAGEMENT
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DESERT WARFARE
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AIR-TO-GROUND ACTIONS
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THEATREWIDE TACTICAL WARFARE
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THEATREWIDE BIOTOXIC AND CHEMICAL WARFARE
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GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
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julio
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is a narc
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kai
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kai has overrun our system like a newspaper on the highway.
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Ain't it fun when you are so high that your fingers could
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touch the sky....
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kai666
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Ain't it fun when you're always on the run, Ain't it fun when
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your friends despise what you've become, Aint it fun when you
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get so high, that your fingers could touch the sky...
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Ain't it fun when you know you're gonna die young -Stiv Bators [R.I.P.]
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kieran
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************************************
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* *
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* K I E R A N R O C K S *
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* *
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************************************
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kike
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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klassikvox
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~*
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______________________
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)[> MindVox Forums <](
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______________________
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MINDVOX
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MindVox:Archives "Additions, Changes, Where is..."
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MindVox:Convergence "Vox - General Discussion"
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MindVox:Forum-Index "Forums, Moderators, What is Where"
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MindVox:Introductions "Hello World! I'm new on Vox and-"
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MindVox:News "What's New on MindVox"
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MindVox:System-Design "No... Move the green thing left!"
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MindVox:Trajectory "Future Horizons..."
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COMPUTERS
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Computers:Amiga "Discussion of the Amiga machines"
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Computers:Apple "Apple II Forever! Well maybe..."
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Computers:Mac "Coverage of Apple's Macintosh"
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Computers:NeXT "NeXT: Platform or Religion?"
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Computers:PC "Intel-based hardware & software"
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Computers:SGI "Silicon Graphics VR and Graphics"
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Computers:Unix "Boxes, Apps, Nets, Security, etc"
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CREATIVE-ARTS
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Creative-Arts:Books "Latest Offerings & Old Favorites"
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Creative-Arts:Movies "The Big Screen & Video Releases"
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Creative-Arts:Writing "Questions, Answers & Gripes..."
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Creative-Arts:Writing-Workshop "Critiques, Works in Progress..."
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CYBERSPACE
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Cyberspace:Active-Matrix "Network Navigation & News"
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Cyberspace:Cyberpunk "Science-Fiction meets Reality"
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Cyberspace:DoubleSpeak-and-Propaganda "Media Coverage"
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Cyberspace:EFF "Electronic Frontier Foundation"
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Cyberspace:Ethics:Hacking "What IS a Hacker..."
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Cyberspace:Ethics:Piracy "Theft of Software - How & Why"
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Cyberspace:Ethics:Viruses "WHY write a virus anyway?"
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Cyberspace:Gatherings "Physical meets on Planet Earth"
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Cyberspace:Hacking:Law-&-Disorder "The Electronic Witch Hunts"
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Cyberspace:Hacking:The-Underground "Myths & Misconceptions"
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Cyberspace:Mind-Machinery "Mind Machines & Isolation Tanks"
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Cyberspace:Phantom-Zone "The Old Boys Network"
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Cyberspace:Publications:2600-Magazine "Forum for 2600 Magazine"
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Cyberspace:Publications:Mondo-2000 "Surf the Ozone - MONDO 2000"
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Cyberspace:Publications:Miscellanea "Intertek, Phrack, the 'Zines"
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Cyberspace:Round-Table "Hackers, Writers, Law & Order"
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DRUGS
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Drugs:Cognitive-Enhancement "Smart Drugs (Nootropics)"
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Drugs:Discussion "Pros & Cons & All-Out Hysteria"
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Drugs:Legal-Sources "Buying Prescription Drugs LEGALLY"
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Drugs:Safety "What are the Dangers of taking..."
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Drugs:Steroids "BIG MEN STRONG GOOD! (GRUNT)"
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ECHOES
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Echoes:
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Echoes:
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Echoes:
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Echoes:
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Echoes: Under Construction
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Echoes: ----- ------------
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Echoes:
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Echoes:
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Echoes:
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Echoes:
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EROTICA
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Erotica:Sexuality "Fun & Games with Pleasure"
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HEALTH
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Health:Body-Building "Lifting Really Heavy Stuff"
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Health:Beauty "Hair, Skin, Plastic Surgery, Etc"
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Health:Life-Extension "Who wants to Live Forever..."
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Health:Nutrition "Supplements, Diets, Frauds..."
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Health:Weight-Loss "What REALLY Works, what Doesn't"
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MAELSTROM
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MaelStrom:General-Discussion "What is MaelStrom, Misc. Stuff"
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MaelStrom:Bulletins "What's new in MaelStrom"
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MaelStrom:Tales-Legends-and-Rumors "There have been Stories about..."
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MaelStrom:Tips "No Matter what I try I can't..."
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MUSIC
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Music:Alternative "Alternative, Industrial, College"
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Music:Concert-Info "When will the Tour hit Podunk?"
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Music:Gothic "Black on Black, Shades of Red..."
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Music:Heavy-Metal "Blood, Sweat & Hair Extensions..."
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Music:New-Releases "On Sale NOW (or Real Soon)"
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Music:Rap "Yo Yo Yo - New Releases, News"
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NEW YORK CITY
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NYC:Apartments "Buy, Sell, Lease, Sublet, Looking"
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NYC:Events "What's Happening in & around NYC"
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NYC:For-Sale "For Sale: All Kinds of Stuff..."
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NYC:Services "Consulting, Goods & Services, etc"
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RAVING
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Rave:Computers "MY Computer Is BETTER than..."
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Rave:Conspiracy "Vatican-Mafia-Elvis-Clones Inside"
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Rave:Humor "That wasn't funny..."
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Rave:Lunatic-Fringe "Maps of UFO Landing Sites"
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Rave:Rip-Offs-and-Scams "Trust Me, you CAN'T LOSE!"
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Rave:Stories "The Never-Ending Story..."
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SOCIAL
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Social:Bandwidth "Creative Misuses of Bandwidth"
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Social:Current-Headlines "What's in the News & on your Mind"
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Social:Debate "Bloodletting, Feuds & Dirty Looks"
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Social:Education "The Educational System in the US"
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Social:Fashion "Men's & Women's Fashion"
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Social:Legal-Issues "The Department of Red Tape"
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Social:Personals "People searching for People"
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Social:Philosophy "Yes but, What does it all Mean?"
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Social:Politics "If you Vote for Me, I'll Tell Ya!"
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Social:Racism "199(x): Better/Worse/Same Story?"
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Social:Religion "Religions & Systems of Thought..."
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Social:Women-Online "Women's Issues & Online Concerns"
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VIRTUAL-REALITY
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Virtual-Ontology "Altered States of Mind & Body"
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Virtual-Reality:Entertainment "VR on the Screen and in the Box"
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Virtual-Reality:Media-Coverage "Media Coverage of VR"
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Virtual-Reality:MultiMedia "MultiMedia <> Virtual Reality"
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Virtual-Reality:Research "What's coming REAL SOON NOW"
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Virtual-Reality:Technology "What's out there, RIGHT NOW"
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kyke
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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landru
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Peace and Goodwill, brother.
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Are you of the body?
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leviss
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reiss
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lex
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yacc
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lod
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$$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$$
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LOD LOD
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$$$ LOD Never Dies! / We just re-appear in sequels! We shall proudly reign $$$
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$L$ forever and -- <cough> <cough> Hey . . . where's my heart medication? $L$
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$O$ And my funny hat, I WANT MY FUNNY HAT *RIGHT NOW* or I'm going to have $O$
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$D$ a stroke. You whippersnappers, why in my day we used 40 columns and $D$
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$$$ UPPERCASE AND 300 BAUD. AND WE LIKED IT, Why I can remember when . . . $$$
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LOD LOD
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$$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$$
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ls
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God dammit Jim! You're not using Unix anymore!
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ls THIS!
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maelstrom
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~*
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MindVox [~^MAELSTROM~^] Simulation
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Approaching the portal that leads to the world of MaelStrom your eyes are
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drawn to an old Edison record player that is skipping endlessly over the
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same portion of a thick record, sporadically emitting a riff from Stairway
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to Heaven amidst a lot of static. Just as you are about to move closer for
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a look, a large black hearse screeches to a halt in front of you. Your eyes
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travel along the smooth classic lines of the vehicle, stopping at the front
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bumper, adorned with bumper stickers bearing the inscriptions:
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[Grateful Dead] [LorDz AnoNYmOus wuZ HeRe] and [Madonna! VOGUE!]
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Before you have time to ponder the deep meaning in all this, the doors open
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with a rusty screech and a large dwarf leaps out of the car and runs towards
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you. As he gets near you can make out that he is dressed in rusted armour
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covered with some sort of pink slop that doesn't smell too good. Stepping
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back to draw a weapon as he nears you, he stops his forward movement and
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proclaims:
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"MaelStrom is closed. It ain't gonna be open for a while to anybody but da
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playin-testers. And you don't look like one of 'em to me..."
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Pausing to re-adjust his leather hat, which has a garish neon-colored pin
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stuck in it, reading: "OS/2 is THE answer... What was the question again?"
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he continues:
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"If you want to be eaten alive by giant bugs, or smashed to pieces by core
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dumps den youz can contact the life support team and leave them mails..."
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Thinking for an instant, he suddenly gets a sly glint in his eye and says:
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"Oh say, I was walkin down dis street right, and holdin' mah ATM card and
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then dese muggers dey came and wuz stealin it, and dey trows wine all over
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me and den makes me a job offer only I got to joins my fambly in Joisey and
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I can't get a dollar for the bus to ride a cab ona broom right?..."
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Scratching his scraggly beard, the dwarf stops mid-sentence, looks at the
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sky, which appears to cycle through the color spectrum every minute or two.
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As his eyes travel across the shifting expanse, he begins to speak in a
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monotone voice;
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"TV is in the MIND you understand... It FLEW out of Bill Cook and into Dale
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Drew, where it squished around making his mind VERY SORE -- but then as the
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breaded rain of studded nerf balls crashed onto the astro-turf, the outer-
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people of the inner-planes chose that instant to lodge massive complications
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about the convulsions in question. After the priceless documentation,
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valued at 12 billion dollars and so many man-years of effort that the
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universe hasn't existed long enough for it to be tangible, the black hat
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FLEW out of Clifford Stoll and into the cast-off sea of whale images.
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Wiping the spittle from his mouth, the dwarf finishes,
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"Yo-yo's are VERY dangerous"
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This said, he turns around and begins to walk back towards his vehicle.
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Within a few moments you lose sight of him as everything takes on the con-
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sistency of jello and begins melting into itself before finally dissappear-
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ing in a wave of static.
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mdreyfus
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I'm... I'm not like other guys. Sometimes I lay awake in bed late at night,
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mopping the sweat from my greasy brow with the wrinkled pages of this month's
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copy of Sluts In Heat, and feel as if I will just BURST with specialness.
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"Please Hold me, I need love"
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megawhiteboy
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::::::::::::::
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See: supernigger
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melzter
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Uh, hey, it kinda fell off the back of a truck, uh huh, anyway ya interested?
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::::::::::::::
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mick
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::::::::::::::
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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::::::::::::::
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mindvox
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::::::::::::::
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MindVox. We help people to hurt themselves.
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::::::::::::::
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mod
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::::::::::::::
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Hacking Secrets of the MoD Revealed!
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------------------------------------
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Hey Mark, what command do I type on the DMS100 to turn off Erikb's phone line?
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::::::::::::::
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mondo
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::::::::::::::
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Scary ain't it? Type: Go Mondo if you're interested.
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moresecurity
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::::::::::::::
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And the adventure continues.
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negro
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::::::::::::::
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crazed and on a rampage
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::::::::::::::
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nigger
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::::::::::::::
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
|
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::::::::::::::
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nip
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::::::::::::::
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
|
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|
|
::::::::::::::
|
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patrick
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::::::::::::::
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Patrick is nodded out. He is scheduled to emerge from a drug stupor in 2027.
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::::::::::::::
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persist
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::::::::::::::
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Always recall the first rule of system security:
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|
|
If one takes an "I think I can, I think I can" attitude, chances are
|
|
they will turn into little (red) childish vehicles deluded by self-hypnosis.
|
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::::::::::::::
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phiber
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::::::::::::::
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ummm... what i'm trying to say is... uhmmm... yeah, uhh
|
|
hmm, the point i wanna make is uhh... yeah right, uhhhh
|
|
the fact is... uhmm, what i'm trying to say is... d'oh!
|
|
|
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'Who needs GIRLS, when you've got... _PASSWORDS_ !@%$!%'
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GIVE ME MORE CHICKEN SOUP
|
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|
::::::::::::::
|
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phrack
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
Don't be smokin' no Phrack!
|
|
It get you addicted!
|
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::::::::::::::
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plugh
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::::::::::::::
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Nothing happens.
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::::::::::::::
|
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ppp
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::::::::::::::
|
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|
|
MindVox does not offer SLIP or PPP accounts at this time.
|
|
|
|
If you already have a SLIP or PPP account, and you would like to download
|
|
software for Windows 3.1, Windows 95 or the Macintosh, type SOFTWARE at the
|
|
Main Menu.
|
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::::::::::::::
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psi
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|
::::::::::::::
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|
|
Performance Systems International, Inc.
|
|
"We Lose News!"
|
|
|
|
Large newsfeed getting you down? Having trouble finding disk space for all of
|
|
it? Your worries are over! PSI delivers up to 100% LESS news than a regular
|
|
USENET newsfeed! While UUNET is filling up their customers' storage systems
|
|
with up to 40 megabytes per day, PSI is working hard to fix the myriad of
|
|
problems we've encountered from overselling our bandwidth by a factor of about
|
|
10 and hiring nincompoops to maintain our network. And since our routers
|
|
almost never function properly it means higher profits for US and less News
|
|
for YOU. So why invest $2000 in another gigabyte of hard disk space? Go with
|
|
PSI and make better use of what you have now!
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|
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::::::::::::::
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purlah
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::::::::::::::
|
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There are some things that even YOU will never understand.
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::::::::::::::
|
|
quit
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::::::::::::::
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|
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Type "BYE" to disconnect from MindVox.
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::::::::::::::
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|
r
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::::::::::::::
|
|
Use the FORUMS command to read messages
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
reiss
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|
::::::::::::::
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vince
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
return
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::::::::::::::
|
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To Return to the Previous Menu type "Quit"
|
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::::::::::::::
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roark
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::::::::::::::
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mmmmmmmmmmm, barbecue
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::::::::::::::
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roman
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::::::::::::::
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"Hey Dave, do you like me?"
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|
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"Yeah, Roman"
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|
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"Why?"
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|
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"Cuz you're a cool guy."
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|
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"Awright!!!"
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::::::::::::::
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scoundrl
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::::::::::::::
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If you are reading this, you have exactly 12 seconds (more or less) to
|
|
come to peace with whatever god you pray to, cuz i hate to say it, but
|
|
your Kidney will EXPLODE!!!!!!!!
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|
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thanx
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::::::::::::::
|
|
security
|
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::::::::::::::
|
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|
|
Hasn't anyone ever told you that locks only keep out honest people?
|
|
Secrets were meant to be shared? Rules were meant to be broken?
|
|
Have you seen War Games? Sneakers? The Cuckoos Egg? The nerdy kid down the
|
|
street who still uses 8" floppies and a 300 baud acoustic coupler?
|
|
|
|
Did you believe what you saw? Didn't anyone tell you to believe none of
|
|
what you hear and only half of what you see? Which half do you believe?
|
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::::::::::::::
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sed
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::::::::::::::
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lex
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::::::::::::::
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shit
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::::::::::::::
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Find a bathroom first you uncouth lout!
|
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::::::::::::::
|
|
slip
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
|
|
MindVox does not offer SLIP or PPP accounts at this time.
|
|
|
|
If you already have a SLIP or PPP account, and you would like to download
|
|
software for Windows 3.1, Windows 95 or the Macintosh, type SOFTWARE at the
|
|
Main Menu.
|
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|
|
::::::::::::::
|
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slowdog
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
Bitch Moan Complain
|
|
Call 1-800 slowdog
|
|
::::::::::::::
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smink
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::::::::::::::
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sven
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::::::::::::::
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smoke
|
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::::::::::::::
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|
|
SMOKING is not permitted on domestic flights!
|
|
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
spic
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
|
|
Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
|
|
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
sratte
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
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cDc r00lz. All Hail the Might of cDc, B0w down and worsh1p at its altar!
|
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|
::::::::::::::
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supernigger
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
Yo yo yo! SuperNigger is God yo! Aha!
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
suspend
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
To Cancel or Suspend your MindVox membership send FEEDBACK to the System
|
|
Administrators (type feedback at the Main Menu).
|
|
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
sven
|
|
::::::::::::::
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leviss
|
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::::::::::::::
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telenet
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::::::::::::::
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It's TELNET! T-E-L-N-E-T!
|
|
Telenet is an atrocity often mistaken for an X.25 network.
|
|
(see Nuremburg papers for more details)
|
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|
|
::::::::::::::
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theboy
|
|
::::::::::::::
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|
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Brett Genger is SHREWD!
|
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|
::::::::::::::
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theboy!
|
|
::::::::::::::
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Brett Genger is SHREWD!
|
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::::::::::::::
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troff
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
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awk
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|
::::::::::::::
|
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tymnet
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
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|
|
What? You mean the hacker-infested completly insecure British Telecom-owned
|
|
Tymnet? You mean the thieving, swindling bastards? Sorry, don't know who
|
|
you're talking about.
|
|
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
vince
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
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|
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smink
|
|
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
voidmstr
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
|
|
>>> voidmstr's law(tm): bandwidth expands to fit the waste available
|
|
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
voxhack
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
Take it from me, it is completely impossible.
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
whatami
|
|
::::::::::::::
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|
Ugly.
|
|
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
whoami
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
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|
|
<+]) Your full MindVox Address is: ~%A@mindvox.com
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
wired
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
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|
|
~^M~^I~^N~^D~^V~^O~^X~^
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
wozz
|
|
::::::::::::::
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|
|
*rub rub*
|
|
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::::::::::::::
|
|
x
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
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|
|
X is for Ecstasy, it comes in blue, green, and yellow tablets,
|
|
capsules and powder, respectively. It contains no known
|
|
nutrients and is utterly calorie free.
|
|
|
|
As informative as this little missive might be, it also bears
|
|
absolutely no relation to any command on MindVox. Which is NOT
|
|
a Galacticomm (cough cough, choke).
|
|
|
|
No X'ing allowed!
|
|
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
xyzzy
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
Nothing happens.
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
yacc
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
troff
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
|
yack
|
|
::::::::::::::
|
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see: yacc
|