67 lines
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67 lines
1.9 KiB
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"THE PLAN"
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IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE PLAN
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AND THEN CAME THE ASSUMPTIONS
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AND THE ASSUMPTIONS WERE WITHOUT FORM
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AND THE PLAN WAS COMPLETELY WITHOUT SUBSTANCE
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AND THE DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE WORKERS
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AND THEY SPAKE AMONGST THEMSELVES,
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SAYING "HARK, IT IS A CROCK OF SHIT, AND IT STINKETH"
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AND THE WORKERS WENT UNTO THEIR SUPERVISORS
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AND SAYETH "HARK, IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG, AND NONE
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MAY ABIDE THE ODOR THEREOF"
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AND THE SUPERVISORS WENT UNTO THEIR MANAGERS
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AND SAYETH UNTO THEM "HARK,
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IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT AND IT
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IS VERY STRONG, SUCH THAT NONE MAY ABIDE BY IT"
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AND THE MANAGERS WENT UNTO THEIR DIRECTORS
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AND SAYETH UNTO THEM "HARK, IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER AND
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NONE MAY ABIDE ITS STRENGTH"
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AND THE DIRECTORS SPAKE AMONGST THEMSELVES, SAYING ONE TO
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ANOTHER,"BEHOLD, IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH,
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AND IT IS VERY STRONG"
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AND THE DIRECTORS WENT UNTO THE VICE PRESIDENTS
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AND SAYETH UNTO THEM "IT PROMOTES GROWTH
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AND IS VERY POWERFUL"
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AND THE VICE PRESIDENTS WENT UNTO THE PRESIDENT
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AND SAYETH UNTO HIM "THIS NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY
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PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND EFFICIENCY OF THIS COMPANY,
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AND WE SHALL HAVE GREAT STRENGTH"
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AND THE PRESIDENT LOOKED UPON THE PLAN,
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AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD,
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AND THE PLAN BECAME POLICY.
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"BEHOLD, THIS IS HOW SHIT HAPPENS"
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