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from KeelyNet 04/02/93
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courtesy of David Grant
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RULES OF REVENGE
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(1) Never use the H-Bomb first
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The Bomb can be anything from signing the creep up for a million
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mail order catalogues and magazine subscriptions to kidnapping
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children.
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(2) Take your time about getting even
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What's the rush? The creep will be busy shafting others, will be
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kept busy ravaging the rest of the human race 'til you get to
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him/her. Letting some time lapse gives the target an
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opportunity to think he/she got away with it. In vengeance
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circles we call this lulling the yotz into a false sense of
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security. Also, it makes it less likely that you'll be tagged
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with the blame for whatever horror finally befalls the deserving
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degenerate.
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(3) If you want revenge against a monolithic business structure,
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don't bother with the schleppers on the bottom who are thrown
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into the fray as cannon-fodder just to delay you and turn you
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aside from the real culprits.
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Don't expend your creative energies on low-level management or
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toadies. On thing, it's useless to torment innocents whose only
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crime is working for the _real_ slimeball, and two, it will look
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better if you do go down in flames for your actions. Save your
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energies for number four...
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(4) Try to have some fun with your revenge. By making it seem antic,
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it will weigh in your favor when the authorities come for you.
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Go figure. It goes with number three in the fact that it could
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save your ass. Hey, what the hell, it's your revenge. It's
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generally time consuming, so have fun.
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(5) Make sure they know you're capable of ANYTHING. Make them
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understand this is war. The saying goes, "attitude is
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everything". Few people fear the sane.
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(6) Your target will invariably provide you with the means to get
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even. Everyone makes mistakes. Keep an ear to the ground and
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your nose in the wind.
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(7) It's not enough merely to get even.
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Do it the "Chicago way". He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He
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sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one o'his to the
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morgue. It lets the target know who he/she's dealing with.
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However...
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(8) An eye for an eye is the best yardstick for revenge.
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If someone steals your watch, you don't shoot him in the head.
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That's not even up. But an eye for an eye is okay if you add an
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eyelid for interest.
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(9) There are some people one should never screw with.
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There's ALWAYS someone better than you.
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