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March 8, 1992
OLDAGE.ASC
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This files shared with KeelyNet courtesy of Bobby Parker.
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MY NOOKIE DAYS ARE OVER,
MY PILOT LIGHT IS OUT
WHAT USED TO BE MY SEX APPEAL
IS NOW MY WATER SPOUT
TIME WAS WHEN OF ITS OWN ACCORD
FROM MY TROUSER IT WOULD SPRING
BUT NOW I HAVE A FULL TIME JOB
TO FIND THE BLASTED THING!....
IT USED TO BE EMBARRASSING, THE
WAY IT WOULD BEHAVE, FOR EVERY
SINGLE MORNING IT WOULD STAND
AND WATCH ME SHAVE.
AS OLD AGE APPROACHES IT SURE GIVES
ME THE BLUES
TO SEE IT HANG ITS WITHERED HEAD
AND WATCH ME TIE MY SHOES...
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