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Dear Friend,
This chain letter started with the hope of bringing relief to
TIRED and UNHAPPY wives. Unlike other chain letters you have seen,
THIS ONE DOSEN'T COST ANY MONEY. Simply send a copy of this letter to
four of your married friends who are tired and unhappy. Then, bundle
up your husband and send him to the woman at the top of the list, and
add your name to the bottom of the list.
Someday you will be at the top. When your name comes to the top
of the list you will receive 16,487 men and some of them will be
dandies. Have faith in this letter and don't break the chain. One
woman broke the chain and she received her old husband back. Don't
let this happen to you.
At the time of this letter, a friend had received 365 men. When
they buried her yesterday, it took seven undertakers thirty-six hours
to get the smile off her face and two days to get her legs together so
they could close the coffin.
A Friend