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FREEMAN.ASC
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This file shared with KeelyNet courtesy of Gerald O'Docharty.
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Here is the the text of some classified ads placed in a local
newspaper a couple of years ago. Everyone thinks they are pretty
humorous. I wonder if this guy ever got any responses.
01/24/94 - Gerald O'Docharty
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These appear to be descriptions of inventions that this fellow
Freeman wants to sell through his advertisements. I cleaned it up
somewhat to make a bit more sense. They don't appear to be
patented, but he does not specify if they are. If anyone knows
anything about this Freeman fellow, we'd appreciate some clues or
copies of papers.
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For Sale: June 1977 and, earlier Inventions, Separate Covers, +, +,
10/29/91, 11/15/91, 1/29/92 Some of the Definitions
1. Generator, Sets of Larger Electric Motors, Larger
Generators, 4 each - set to Power Electric Motor, one Item,
Different Sizes.
2. Thick Hinged Metal Hot Plate w/Dial Control Temperature,
Investment or any Items that separate,
Cast Baked Clay Plasterboards,
Upside Down T. Surfing Reefs, Adjustable Height Freeways,
Highways, also made out of any Kind of Metal, Natural Glass
or any of the other Items.
3. Also the machines that can create any of the Metals.
4. Also the machines that can subtract electrons, arid planets
and completely burned out stars.
5. Castle Apartment Transmitter Buildings that can also be
Mobile also next to rivers or streams as the best places.
All sounds Amplified to Quieter Sounds
Radio and Television Walkie talkie,
Good Amendments of the Constitution of the United States,
Good Psychologist Instructions, Voluntary Instructions or
Templates presented to correct problems to any of my Mobile
Machines that can also be Muscle Power Control mobile
Machines and to other places by turning on a Radio Cable
Alarm asking for assistance to correct problems,
duplicates of the Non-Contaminated Audio Video Electronic
Surveillance Cassette tapes for fact evidence can be
presented for a fee.
6. The Mobile and Non-Mobile Computer Libraries $10 for each
question answered.
7. The Mobile and Non-Mobile and Non-Mobile Good Psychologist
Libraries $40 for each question answered. Business
address of the Inventor, Thomas P. Freeman, General
Delivery, Aptos, California 95003
For Sale: 400 of the a little larger than medium size very
well constructed Reversed Jet Sea Plane Passenger Airliners
that can be refueled in the air that carry cork sea rafts
and 2 of the Independent Rechargeable Electro-Magnet
Battery Generators and 2 radio transmitters. The Reversed
Jet Sea Plane Pontoons can be unbolted. One of the water
tight hatch covers can be unbolted and the pontoons can be
taken aboard the Reversed Jet Sea Plane and dismantled and
placed in storage. The remaining Reversed Jet Sea Plane
Pontoons are then retracted. Sets of Rockets can be bolted
on to these Reversed Jet Sea Planes.
These Sets of Rockets have closely fitted together one next
to the other rocket tubes that are long rocket tubes that
have 2 inch diameters inside each of the rocket tubes. The
Rockets use 25 percent liquefied electrolysis alcohol and
75 percent liquefied alcohol rocket fuel. Either of the
two or more Independent Rechargeable Electro-Magnet Battery
Generators can be used for converting the Reversed Jet
Rocket Sea Plane into the Reversed Jet Rocket Sea Plane
Cabin Cruiser. 4 additional fuel tanks can be bolted on to
the outside of these Reversed Jet Rocket Sea Planes and 7
of these Reversed Jet Rocket Sea Planes are used to migrate
from this planet, the Earth, to one of the acceptable
planets that orbits/circles one of the closest stars to
this star, the sun. The business address of their true
creator and their inventor Thomas P. Freeman, General
Delivery, Aptos, Ca 95003
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For Sale: The right to manufacture 400 million of the 14 normal size
12 volt car batteries, Electric Motor car that has a
Transmission Generator, electricity transformers, and a
Horizontal Cup or Cone Generator on the roof of the car
that is in a horizontal position with a good signed
agreement with the inventor Thomas P. Freeman. The normal
size 12 volt car batteries of these cars can be replaced
with the Independent Rechargeable Electro-Magnet Battery
Generator and electricity transformers or the Rechargeable
Radio or Stereo or Television Speaker Magnets Battery or
the Rechargeable Solar Sun Cell Battery.
The Solar Sun Cell Magnets are recharged the same way the
solar sun cell magnets are magnetized with a good signed
agreement with the inventor of all of these inventions and
the inventor is Thomas P. Freeman, Business Address.
General Delivery. Aptos, CA 95003
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For Sale: The manufacturing, 4 years of manufacturing with a good
signed agreement with their inventor. Thomas P. Freeman, 4
years of manufacturing the tailored and tapered Electric
Blanket Clothing and Electric Blanket Coats of various
fabric materials that uses the Independent Rechargeable
Electro-Magnet Battery Generator or the Rechargeable
Magnet Battery or flashlight batteries that have
electricity heat temperature controls. The inventor
Thomas P. Freeman, Business Address, General Delivery,
Aptos, CA 95003
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For Sale: The no radio channel or 20 channel, the Walkie Talkie Ear
Muffs that also have an electrical plug in them insulated
wire microphone and have additional electrical plug ins.
The Walkie Talkie Ear Muffs use some of the sources of
electricity that it can use with electricity transformers.
The independent Rechargeable Electro-Magnet battery
Generator or the Rechargeable Electro-Magnet battery or
Flashlight batteries. The Walkie Talkie Ear Muffs can be
replaced with large hearing aids. One of the Inventions
of Thomas P. Freeman that will be manufactured by him
Thomas P. Freeman and you will see them advertised.
Business address: Thomas P. Freeman, General Delivery,
Aptos, CA 95003
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A Public Declaration.
One of the Trade Secrets that I have of every Mobile Invention that
I have ever created that can move one or more adult Human Beings
With an Electric Motor is the use of a Generator that is my Trade
Secret, the Generator. No one else on this planet had that Trade
Secret before me. There is more than one way that I can prove it.
One of them is the use of my own Tape Recorder and my own Video
Cassette Radio Cam-Corder Television Cameras that is good machinery.
I am the only one who runs that machinery. They keep breathing their
thoughts, they did not create those Inventions, I created those
inventions. I can use that procedure with any invention that I have
ever created. My Business Address, General Delivery, Aptos, CA
95003
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Mr. Freeman indicates he has some kind of primary invention related
to an electro-magnetic generator or electro-magnetic battery, but
goes a bit overboard with the Reversed Jet Sea Plane that can go
from planet to planet. Wonder if Aptos is near Sonora?
I ask this because he writes very much like C.A.A. Dellschau
(disjointed English) and the group of experimenters back in the
1850's known as the Sonora Aero Club. Perhaps this fellow stumbled
on some of the later inventions? They too had bizarre and
futuristic devices but swore to secrecy regarding the dissemination
and public use of their inventions. They were major pacifists and
afraid governments would use their machines for war. Who knows?
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