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Taken from KeelyNet BBS (214) 324-3501
Sponsored by Vangard Sciences
PO BOX 1031
Mesquite, TX 75150
October 4, 1990
Corporate Structure Definitions
Company President
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
More powerful than a locomotive,
Faster than a speeding bullet,
Walks on water and
Gives policy to GOD.
Plant Manager
Leaps short buildings in a single bound,
Almost as powerful as a single engine,
Just as fast as a speeding bullet,
Walks on water is the sea is calm and
Talks to GOD.
Production Manager
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds,
Almost as powerful as a switch engine,
Can almost catch a speeding bullet,
Walks on water in a swimming pool and
Talks to GOD if a special request is approved.
Shift Manager
Barely clears a quonset hut,
Loses a tug-of-war with a locomotive,
Can fire a speeding bullet,
Swims well and
Is occasionally addressed by GOD.
Supervisor
Makes high marks on the wall while trying to leap tall
buildings,
Is run over by a locomotive,
Can sometimes handle a gun without self-inflicted injuries and
Talks to animals.
Department Leads
Runs into buildings,
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times,
Is not issued live ammunition or metal eating utensils,
Can stay afloat with the help of a life jacket,
Talks to walls and
The walls listen as well as truck drivers.
Employees
Falls over door step while trying to enter buildings,
Says, "Look at the choo-choo",
Wets himself with a water pistol,
Plays in mud puddles and
Talks to himself.
Route Driver (or your particular winner)
Lifts buildings and walks under them,
Kicks locomotive off the track,
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them,
Freezes water with a single glance,
In a word, HE IS GOD!
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