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Taken from KeelyNet BBS (214) 324-3501
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Sponsored by Vangard Sciences
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PO BOX 1031
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Mesquite, TX 75150
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October 4, 1990
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Corporate Structure Definitions
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Company President
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Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
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More powerful than a locomotive,
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Faster than a speeding bullet,
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Walks on water and
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Gives policy to GOD.
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Plant Manager
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Leaps short buildings in a single bound,
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Almost as powerful as a single engine,
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Just as fast as a speeding bullet,
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Walks on water is the sea is calm and
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Talks to GOD.
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Production Manager
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Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds,
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Almost as powerful as a switch engine,
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Can almost catch a speeding bullet,
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Walks on water in a swimming pool and
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Talks to GOD if a special request is approved.
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Shift Manager
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Barely clears a quonset hut,
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Loses a tug-of-war with a locomotive,
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Can fire a speeding bullet,
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Swims well and
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Is occasionally addressed by GOD.
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Supervisor
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Makes high marks on the wall while trying to leap tall
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buildings,
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Is run over by a locomotive,
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Can sometimes handle a gun without self-inflicted injuries and
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Talks to animals.
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Department Leads
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Runs into buildings,
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Recognizes locomotives two out of three times,
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Is not issued live ammunition or metal eating utensils,
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Can stay afloat with the help of a life jacket,
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Talks to walls and
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The walls listen as well as truck drivers.
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Employees
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Falls over door step while trying to enter buildings,
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Says, "Look at the choo-choo",
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Wets himself with a water pistol,
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Plays in mud puddles and
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Talks to himself.
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Route Driver (or your particular winner)
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Lifts buildings and walks under them,
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Kicks locomotive off the track,
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Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them,
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Freezes water with a single glance,
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In a word, HE IS GOD!
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If you have comments or other information relating to such topics as
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this paper covers, please upload to KeelyNet or send to the Vangard
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Sciences address as listed on the first page. Thank you for your
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consideration, interest and support.
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Jerry W. Decker.........Ron Barker...........Chuck Henderson
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Vangard Sciences/KeelyNet
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If we can be of service, you may contact
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Jerry at (214) 324-8741 or Ron at (214) 484-3189
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