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National Condom Week Slogans
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Cover your stump before you hump.
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Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
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Don't be a loner, cover that boner.
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You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
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If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
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It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
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You won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
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If you go into heat, package your meat.
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If you take off her skirt and blouse, wrap that trouser mouse.
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Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
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Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
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AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
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Even though you're tired and sleepy, take the time to wrap your pee-pee.
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You know you shouldy wear a condom on that woody. |