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BILL CLINTON STATUE COMMITEE
1040 Bozo Street
Little Rock, Arkansas 72208
Dear Friend,
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for the
raising of $5,000,000 for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the
Hall of Fame in Washington D.C.
This commitee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It
was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who
never told a lie, nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the
truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going,
did not know where he was, and returned not knowing where he had
been, and did it all on borrowed money.
Over 3,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to
the promised land." Nearly 3,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is
the promised land."
Now, Bill Clinton is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses,
raise the price of camels, and mortgage the promised land. If you
are one of the unfortunate people who has anything left after taxes,
we expect a generous contribution to this worthwile project.
Fraternally,
Bill Clinton Statue Commitee
P.S. It is said that Bill Clinton is considering changing the
democratic party emblem from a donkey to a condom, because it
stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts
production and gives a false sense of security while being
screwed.