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67 lines
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BILL CLINTON STATUE COMMITEE
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1040 Bozo Street
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Little Rock, Arkansas 72208
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Dear Friend,
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We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for the
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raising of $5,000,000 for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the
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Hall of Fame in Washington D.C.
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This commitee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It
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was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who
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never told a lie, nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the
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truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.
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We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
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greatest democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going,
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did not know where he was, and returned not knowing where he had
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been, and did it all on borrowed money.
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Over 3,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
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your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to
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the promised land." Nearly 3,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay
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down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is
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the promised land."
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Now, Bill Clinton is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses,
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raise the price of camels, and mortgage the promised land. If you
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are one of the unfortunate people who has anything left after taxes,
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we expect a generous contribution to this worthwile project.
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Fraternally,
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Bill Clinton Statue Commitee
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P.S. It is said that Bill Clinton is considering changing the
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democratic party emblem from a donkey to a condom, because it
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stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts
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production and gives a false sense of security while being
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screwed.
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