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Taken from KeelyNet BBS (214) 324-3501
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Sponsored by Vangard Sciences
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PO BOX 1031
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Mesquite, TX 75150
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There are ABSOLUTELY NO RESTRICTIONS
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on duplicating, publishing or distributing the
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files on KeelyNet except where noted!
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March 8, 1992
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Beer.ASC
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This file shared with KeelyNet courtesy of Bobby Parker.
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Why Beer is Better than Women
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1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
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2. Beer stains wash out.
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3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
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4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car
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while you play rugby.
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5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
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6. Beer is never late.
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7. HANGOVERS go away.
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8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
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9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
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10. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
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11. Beer never has a headache.
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12. After you have a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
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13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on
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your breath.
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14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
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15. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel
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guilty.
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16. A beer always goes down easy.
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17. You can always know you're the first to pop a beer.
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18. You can share a beer with your friends.
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19. A beer is always wet.
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20. Beer doesn't demand quality.
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21. You can have a beer in public.
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22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
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23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
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24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
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If you have comments or other information relating to such topics
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as this paper covers, please upload to KeelyNet or send to the
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Vangard Sciences address as listed on the first page.
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Thank you for your consideration, interest and support.
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Jerry W. Decker.........Ron Barker...........Chuck Henderson
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Vangard Sciences/KeelyNet
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