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Taken from KeelyNet BBS (214) 324-3501
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Sponsored by Vangard Sciences
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PO BOX 1031
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Mesquite, TX 75150
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There are ABSOLUTELY NO RESTRICTIONS
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on duplicating, publishing or distributing the
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files on KeelyNet except where noted!
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February 15, 1994
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SEXCNST.ASC
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This file shared with KeelyNet courtesy of Ron Barker.
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The following was in a program called SEXCNST.EXE and it printed
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out forms. It did not work well with my laser printer, so it is
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just listed on KeelyNet as a text file.
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SEXCNST prints Sexual consent forms, which may also be known as Kim
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Campbells, or KC's. Given the recent changes in the law, it may be
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advisable for any male to have his sex partner complete such a form
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before engaging in any sexual activity in Canada.
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The program prints six wallet sized forms per 11" page, and prompts
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for the number required. If you are an active male print a supply
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and don't leave home without them.
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For reasonable results it is suggested that the form not be
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presented to your partner until after a good dinner, with candle
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light and romantic background music, and with not more than one
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glass of wine. More than one glass of wine may enhance the mood,
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but unfortunately may also invalidate the signed form.
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For best results hold off presenting the form until fore play has
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made your partner fully receptive. The danger in this is possible
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complications in any future legal action, so it may be best to stay
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with the reasonable approach.
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If she refuses to sign the form run, don't walk, to the nearest
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exit. Freedom does sometimes come at a terrible price, and this is
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one of those times.
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There is space for a witness to sign the form. This is witness of
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signature only and the witness is not required beyond signature
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point, though if you and your partner are not too shy it may be a
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good idea, for your legal protection, to keep one or more witnesses
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present for the whole event. Do not, however, get carried away and
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sell tickets to witnesses as that too may cause legal complications.
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It is not true, in so far as I know, that the Minister of Justice is
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planning to make it mandatory for similar forms to be included with
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each package of two or more rubber prophylactics. Nor do I give any
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credence to the rumour that a one dollar postage stamp must be
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affixed to each form immediately after signature, and then the form
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must be mailed, before the activity consented to is performed, to
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her attention at the House of Commons or to a Suprem Court Justice
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of your choice.
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Page 1
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This program is free, use it in any way you wish, but please note
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that you use it, and the forms it produces, entirely at your own
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risk.
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The program has been, extensively tested, and worked both times.
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The forms have been tested five times, but unfortunately the results
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are not conclusive. Two of the testers haven't come up for air
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since they got forms signed, two are still in hospital due to
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partner inflicted wounds, and one is on his honeymoon. It is,
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nevertheless, hopeful to note that none of the testers are in jail.
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If you have comments or other information relating to such topics
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as this paper covers, please upload to KeelyNet or send to the
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Vangard Sciences address as listed on the first page.
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Thank you for your consideration, interest and support.
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Jerry W. Decker.........Ron Barker...........Chuck Henderson
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Vangard Sciences/KeelyNet
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If we can be of service, you may contact
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Jerry at (214) 324-8741 or Ron at (214) 242-9346
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Page 2
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| KC - Sexual Consent Form |
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| Petting ( ) Above Waist ( ) |
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| Heavy Petting ( ) Below Waist ( ) |
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| Oral Sex ( ) For Me ( ) Him Too ( ) |
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| Intercourse ( ) (Protected Only) |
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| All the Above ( ) |
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|All Above ( ) + Surprise Me ( ) but gently|
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|I, Ms. __________________Hereby consent to|
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| the above sexual activity with |
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| Mr. ___________________ |
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|Date:___/___/___ Witness:________________|
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| KC - Sexual Consent Form |
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| Petting ( ) Above Waist ( ) |
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| Heavy Petting ( ) Below Waist ( ) |
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| Oral Sex ( ) For Me ( ) Him Too ( ) |
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| Intercourse ( ) (Protected Only) |
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| All the Above ( ) |
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|All Above ( ) + Surprise Me ( ) but gently|
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|I, Ms. __________________Hereby consent to|
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| the above sexual activity with |
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| Mr. ___________________ |
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|Date:___/___/___ Witness:________________|
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| KC - Sexual Consent Form |
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| Petting ( ) Above Waist ( ) |
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| Heavy Petting ( ) Below Waist ( ) |
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| Oral Sex ( ) For Me ( ) Him Too ( ) |
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| Intercourse ( ) (Protected Only) |
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| All the Above ( ) |
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|All Above ( ) + Surprise Me ( ) but gently|
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|I, Ms. __________________Hereby consent to|
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| the above sexual activity with |
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| Mr. ___________________ |
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|Date:___/___/___ Witness:________________|
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| KC - Sexual Consent Form |
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| Petting ( ) Above Waist ( ) |
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| Heavy Petting ( ) Below Waist ( ) |
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| Oral Sex ( ) For Me ( ) Him Too ( ) |
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| Intercourse ( ) (Protected Only) |
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| All the Above ( ) |
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|All Above ( ) + Surprise Me ( ) but gently|
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|I, Ms. __________________Hereby consent to|
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| the above sexual activity with |
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| Mr. ___________________ |
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|Date:___/___/___ Witness:________________|
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