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5.6 KiB
INI
109 lines
5.6 KiB
INI
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November, 1991
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CHATEAU EXINE HOTEL & RESORT
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Hello, and welcome to the most unique resort in the world.
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My name is Exine D'Marillion, the owner and manager of this
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resort. Your vacation has been paid for in advance so all you
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need do is ask for whatever you many need...or just plain want.
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The thousands of acres of land have been in my family for
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hundreds of years and has been a secret playground for the rich
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and famous for a long time. The hotel used to house dignitaries
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of all nationalities and persuasion. I recently came to the
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decision to open its doors for you. You may even see a celebrity
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here and there wondering about the grounds or playing tennis or
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running buck naked in the halls of the hotel.
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Our credo at Chateau Exine is simple: hedonism. Extreme
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pleasures and fantasy await behind every door and around every
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corner. Clothing is optional with our guests. The staff is
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clothed only as formality, if that offends you, you have the
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unspoken right to request that staff member to disrobe. Of course
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as the colder weather sets in, please be considerate when out of
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doors. I had a female ski instructor last year who's nipples
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turned blue and came down with a nasty cold. We like our staff
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to have as much fun as the guests.
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Let's give you a small tour so that you are familiar with
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the facilities during your stay. Here in our spacious lobby, to
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the left is our giftshop. At the front desk we have constantly
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have several people on duty to await your whims. All you have to
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do is punch 69 on your touchtone phone from your room. Need
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enough champagne to take a bath in? Call. Need a maid to give you
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a bath? Call. Just need someone to talk to late at night? Call.
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Need someone to share that big double bed in your room? Call.
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Directly over to the right from the desk through the
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corridor is the elevators going all the way to the 20th floor.
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You even have access to the roof where we sometimes have star
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gazing couples...and others who just want to be under the stars.
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We have several telescopes so you may look for your favorite
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constellation...or look down to spy on your favorite couple on
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the grounds during the day. You never know WHO you're going to
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find in WHAT compromising position
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If we walk past the elevator corridors, to the right of our
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lobby is our bar and nightclub, The Innuendo Lounge. This place
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gets really hopping at night. We have a backroom in the lounge
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with a community hottub. Feel free to jump in anytime. Our
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waiters and waitresses will serve your favorite drink to you as
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you soak...or whatever you may do!
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On the second floor is our restaurant, D'Marillion's, where
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all your meals are served. Of course you may request that your
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meals be sent to your room, you may also request a gorgeous
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dinnermate to share them with if you came alone. Our chefs come
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from all over the world and can whip up anything edible that your
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little heart desires.
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On the third floor is our adult video store rentals, workout
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and fitness rooms, and massage parlour.
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In our basement, is our little dungeon where we cater to our
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S&M clietele, with all kinds of gadgets, gizmos, and "toys".
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The entrance to the parking garage is next to the gift shop.
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If we step outside you can see the slopes to the right, which are
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great for skiing in the winter months and just as wonderful for
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hiking and camping during the summer. We have a 30 acre lake
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stocked with all kinds of fish for the anglers. There are boat
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rentals available and I have yet to see anybody frown for lack of
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a boat. We have the tennis courts and pool over by the lake. But
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PLEASE, PLEASE ask our boat rental people for a bottle of
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sunblock so that certain parts of your body don't excessively
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burn while you're playing out on the waters. Down the road a
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little bit are the villas where you can stay if you'd like some
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individual privacy. Each is equipped with a hot tub and
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fireplace, and some rooms have their own private 10' x 15' pool
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(3' deep).
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We are always looking for new ways to serve our guests and
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bring a little excitement into everyone's lives. Your suggestions
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are always welcome
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That's the basic layout of the resort so that we're all
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talking about the same thing. Now here are the rules:
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Rule #1. Please be considerate of the other guests and staff when
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writing your posts. Fantasies acted out on this board
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are between consenting adults.
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Rule #2. When posting your message and relaying your tales, in
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the subject line, please indicate what room or where on
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the resort you are. For example:
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Subject: Room #1312 in the bathroom
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or Subject: On the lake in our boat
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or Subject: Innuendo Lounge
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(You get the idea!!)
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Rule #3. Clothes are optional on the whole resort, however if you
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go off our grounds, PLEASE wear something.
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Rule #4. Have fun!!!!!!
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Rule #5. If you have a question about the Chateau, please ask me.
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Rule #6. Please do NOT use the Chateau for personal wars. This
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is a role playing fantasy and for FUN!! If you are told
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your conversation is not pertaining to the theme of the
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Chateau, please move it without argument to a conference
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more suited. Troublemakers WILL be dealt with
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accordingly. I hate to be a tyrant, so let's all have
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fun!
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Rule #7. There are no more rules, no language restrictions, etc.
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Exine D'Marillion
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Chateau Exine Hotel & Resort
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(c) January 1992
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