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F I D O N E W S Volume 17, Number 42 16 Oct 2000
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| The newsletter of the | ISSN 1198-4589 Published by: |
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| FidoNet community | "FidoNews" |
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| _ | 1-714-639-0377 1:1/23 |
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| /|oo \ | |
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| _`@/_ \ _ | |
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| | | \ \\ | Editor: Warren Bonner |
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| | (*) | \ )) | editor@fidonews.org |
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| (_/(_|(____/ | |
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| (jm) | Newspapers should have no friends. |
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| | -- JOSEPH PULITZER |
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Table of Contents
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1. EDITORIAL ................................................ 1
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Editorial ................................................ 1
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2. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR .................................... 2
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3. ARTICLES ................................................. 5
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ARTICLES ................................................. 5
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4. COLUMNS .................................................. 9
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Ol'Codger's Column ....................................... 9
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5. NET HUMOR ................................................ 11
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6. COMIX IN ASCII ........................................... 13
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7. QUESTION OF THE WEEK ..................................... 14
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8. FIDONET BY INTERNET ...................................... 15
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Fidonet Related Sites .................................... 15
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9. FIDONEWS INFORMATION ..................................... 20
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Masthead ................................................. 20
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FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 1 16 Oct 2000
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EDITORIAL
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wdbonner@pacbell.net
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Great Day, wonderful day, happy day! Our spirits are up! Our Fidonews
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is beginning to move in the right direction. I apologize for the many
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posts by those persons in a religious `war' with each other. They saw
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an opportunity to move into Fnews echo in Doug's passing. It is ironic
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that the most un-christian mordant meanness exudes in the engagement,
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comprising the tranquility and purpose of the echo. The parties all
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claim the right to free speech, twisted to protect personal beliefs. I
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have reluctantly "put a lid on it" when it didn't go away in a few
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days.
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We have some new things to consider in our "letters to the editor"
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this week. Please take time to read them. I am especially looking
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forward to many replies to my querrie on articles posting in DUAL
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(two) languages. I have received no "Dual" articles as of this date.
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Eneryone says they are for it, no one has opposed...Yet. Janis and
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Winston have offered translation checking and will be busy if this
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scheme ever gets "off the ground".
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Several have already applauded the idea as long as an English
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translation accompanies the submitted articles and published with
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them. That may help with your "other" language by keeping you
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"refreshed". It wont help with your "Pig latin" though.<chuckle>
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Anyway, let me know your opinion.
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Ooops...News flash... The "wonderful, happy day just crashed! News
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just came this morning of the cowardly attack by terrorists on a U.S
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Navy Destroyer Vessel as she entered port in Yemen for a four hour
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refueling operation.
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The explosion occurred aboard a small vessel assisting in docking and
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the damage killed 17 sailors and injured three dozen some severely.
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This is a major portion of the crew on a new destroyer such as the USS
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Cole and the ship was severely damaged in the suicide attack .
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Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of those killed and of
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the sailors injured in the blast and we wish them a speedy recovery.
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We hope that those responsible will be brought to justice. I want to
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thank those readers who wrote me with their thoughts on this tragedy.
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FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 2 16 Oct 2000
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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
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* Letters on the Ed's Desk
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From: "Matthew C. Mc Carthy" 1:396/1.4 <mmc_c@juno.com>
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To: <editor@fidonews.org>
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Hi Warren.
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"The present officers being "grandfathered", (factored) in the plan. I
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personally like, "International_WWW.Fidonet" for a name. Let me hear
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what YOU think, please, that I may modify the ideas presented thus
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far. Bear in mind this is only a discussion of Policy 4.07".
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--------------------
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That last sentence should read:
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"Bear in mind this is only a discussion of Policy 1.00".
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The rationale being that Policy 4.07 was a non-ratified document that
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is held in esteem by some SysOps, and held in disregard by other
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SysOps. That particular document, in and of itself, is a great
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divisive factor within FidoNet!
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If we are going to build a 'new ladder', we should begin from scratch,
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and start from the bottom rung, Ver 1.0. Even the term "policy" is in
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itself offensive to some SysOps!
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Perhaps the term "Protocol Ver 1.0" would provide a smoother starting
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point.
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_Everything_ in FidoNet should be first clearly defined within the
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document, ie: What is FidoNet? What is a BBS? What is a SysOp? What
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is a Hub? What is Netmail? What kinds of Netmail are there? What is
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an Echo? What is Echomail? What is a Moderator? What is the EList?
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What is the FTSC? What is... etc., etc.
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Once all the definitions are fixed, then the interrelations can be
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demonstrated.
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Beyond that point, there will be very little need for much "policy" as
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almost everything will have already been spelled out "by definition".
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One super-ambiguous phrase would likely remain valid though, and I can
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think of no better way to express it, 'do not annoy nor be easily
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annoyed'.
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ALL the "commoners" (SysOps) should be allowed to provide input, as
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well as be allowed to vote on the final product.
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Some areas likely for lively discussion would be those concerning ZMH,
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and the ability to receive Netmail. All such discussions should be
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steered towards the NEW document, not the "way it's always been". What
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does FidoNet _need_ in the 21st century!
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FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 3 16 Oct 2000
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thank you Matt, lets see
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if that cast catches a fish! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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From: "Michael Kleerbaum" 2:2432/203 <Michael.Kleerbaum@t-online.de>
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To: <editor@fidonews.org>
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Hi Warren,
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there is another place, were everybody can download the FidoNews. From
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the first issue to the latest, we have all collected. You can read
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them there online or you can download them.
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www.was-ist-fido.de
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You don't have to speak German to find them on this homepage. The only
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thing you have to do is to Click on the "FidoNews"-Button.
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Please can you add our Homepage to this chapter?
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+ -- -- -- -- -- -- FIDONEWS AVAILABILITY -- -- -- -- -- -- + | | |
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Freq FIDONEWS @ 1:140/1, or 1:396/1 | |
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ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/fnews/ | |
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ftp://ftp.nwstar.com/fidonet/fidonews/ | |
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http://www.fidonews.org | | email
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subscription: majordomo@fidonews.org | | ftp mail:
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ftpmail@fidonews.org (subject: help) | | | + -- -- -- -- -- -- --
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-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- +
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Thanks a lot! Michael
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------Thanks for the invitation, and information, ol'wdb
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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(6952) Thu 12 Oct 00 1:56p By: Warren Bonner To: Darrell Salter Re:
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What do you think??? St: Sent
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--------------------------------------------------------------- Warren
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Bonner wrote in a message to ALL:
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WB>Please let me know your thoughts on short dual lingo articles.
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DS>I'm all for it. Thank you for asking.
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Darrell
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Thanks for the input Darrell.
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ol'wdb ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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(6993) Thu 12 Oct 00 12:40a By: Gregory Parks To: Warren Bonner Re:
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What do you think??? St: Rcvd
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----------------------------------------------------------------- -=>
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Quoting Warren Bonner to ALL <=-
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WB> English is the official language of the Fidonews, but does WB>
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FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 4 16 Oct 2000
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that prohibit articles being dual language presented to the WD> editor
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for consideration? And if approved being published? WB> Please let me
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know your thoughts on short dual lingo articles.
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Do it! It'd do some of us monolingual types good and we might learn
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something too. Actually I've studied classical latin several years so
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if they ever perfect time travel...
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Thanks for your input. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (7006) Thu 12 Oct 00
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5:48p By: Michael Grant To: Warren Bonner Re: In Rememberance of
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Doug... St: Rcvd
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------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi
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Warren;
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Please don't take it as a criticism, but watching your initial "no
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rules" proclamation, and almost immediate ensuing flame-fest that
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occured in here, I couldn't help thinking that somewhere Doug Myers is
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having a good chuckle over your sudden "baptism by fire" as Editor and
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moderator of FIDONEWS.
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FWIW, I think you have handled the extrordinary (For FIDONEWS, at
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least) circumstances quite well, and considering things that were
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said, you showed remarkable tolerance and restraint.
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I'm sure it'll eventually get better here... ;)
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Thanks for your input! ol'wdb
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FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 5 16 Oct 2000
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ARTICLES
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The How, When, Where and Why cookbook
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of FidoNet File Distribution
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by Janis Kracht 1:2320/38 (janis@filegate.net)
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No doubt you are familiar with Fidonet's life-blood, the message
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echo which allows you to converse with people from all over the
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world. Along with the echomail bundles you pick up daily, most
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likely you have the opportunity to also pick up file echos. This
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'cousin' of echomail makes shareware and freeware files from all
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over the world available daily through the IFDC FileGate Project and
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the Fidonet Filebone.
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This article will attempt to provide a history of file distribution
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for the curious, and cover the essentials in file distribution on
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the bbs side, that is, the sysop who wants to make these files
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available on his BBS for end-users. While it can't possibly replace
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the documentation for your file tossing software, it may help a bit
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in understanding the process.
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In the beginning ....
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(disclaimer: or far back as I can remember, corrections welcome <g>)
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In the late 80's-early 90's, Barry Geller wrote a neat tool to allow
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file archives to be distributed in much the same way as message
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echos, i.e., to go from one system to another. His original TICK
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program took care of the receiving and forwarding of new files,
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while a companion program that Barry included, HATCH, allowed bbs
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sysops to release new files into the file stream.
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In Barry's word's:
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" Tick is a program which does for files what echomail does for
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messages. It was largely inspired by the program "Flea", by Ron
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Bemis."
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Before Barry developed TICK, file distribution was pretty much
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limited to file requests, or limited distribution to specific sites.
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Someone would collect files of interest to a specific audience and
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have some people pick up new files, etc. Using this exciting new
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toy, TICK, a number of people began send out files they'd collected,
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or wrote themselves in distribution networks (FDNs).
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One-Stop-Shopping became the phrase of the day as coordinators were
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linked into FidoNet Star systems either directly, or through HUBs.
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Some of the pioneers of the day and their FDNs included: Larry
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Mundy's Win*Net, Eric Van Riper's PDN (Programmers Distribution
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Network), Peter Stern's DVNet, Al Davenport's DDS (Al lived about 15
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minutes from the Mid-Hudson NY city where I lived), Lee Laird's Ham
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fdn, Ray Kaliss' SDN, Tom Hendricks' SDS, Kevin's ANSI Club FDN, and
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Jerry Seward's Util*Net - apologies to any I've forgotten to include
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here <smile>.
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The Fidonet Stars then included George Peace, John Souvestre and
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Dave James. When George Peace wrote a neat utility named RAID that
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worked with TICK to announce files, I'd bet that just about
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everything seemed perfect <smile>
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In the heyday of file echos, coordinators sought files everywhere
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they could, released them, new fdns were born to seek out yet more
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types of files, and went the files to the masses in Fidonet...
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Eventually this incredible growth began to put strains on our
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pockets, our drives, and most importantly, our file tossing software.
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Tick was unable to handle the huge numbers of links and file echo
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tags and so work was begun on software like FileManager, AllFix,
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and OS/2 native software.
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Along the time of modem/node number frenzy of the mid-90's when
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fidonet saw an incredible amount of growth, file distribution had
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become an expensive hobby, forcing a good number of folks to shrink
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their FDNs or reconsider the release of the latest titles. To
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remedy this, a group of FDN Coordinators and interested overseas
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people approached U.S.Robotics Corporation's Adam Strack, who at the
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time was the manager of the Online Communications department. I'd
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worked with Adam beforehand, helping him a bit to get a FidoNet
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compatible mailer running for the Corporate BBS that USRobotics
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hoped would provide support and sales in the FidoNet Community.
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The FileGate Project was born when Adam agreed to use the Online
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Communications Dept.'s phone lines, modems and systems to move our
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FDN files to sites located on 6 of the 7 major continents. For the
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next 6 or 7 years, the FileGate FDNs placed a U.S.Robotics banner on
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archives as they were hatched as a thank you to U.S.Robotics. The
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FileGate Project continues now with it's own archive comment which
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indicates where one can find out more about the project.
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FileGate files are now funneled into the filebone as well. I
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figured it would be the greatest chance for all of Fidonet to reap
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the benefits of the distribution and so the FileGate and Filebone
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began working hand in hand several years ago.
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These days, if you are not running AllFix, your BBS system probably
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has its own file tossing software included, or available from your
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bbs software author separately, or you may be running one of the
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free-ware tick compatible clones. I'm running BBBS bbs software, a
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shareware bbs program, which includes a tick-compatible file manager
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which is configured pretty easily in bbbs' ASCII text external.bbb
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file. (darn that's a lot of b's <g>)
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Essentially all file tossing software works the same way: You tell
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the program where on your system you would like to store the files
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that come in, who will be sending the files to your system and to
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whom they should be sent once received, whether to make the files
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passthrough or not, and most likely, the bbs's name for the file
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area.
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Tick uses a simple ASCII configuration file which lists your
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zone-net-node info, work directory, etc. and a list of the area
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segments which indicates the areas you want to import. Each segment
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represents a file echo, and that segment lists the nodes who will be
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sending that file echo to you, or picking up that file echo from
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you, and where you keep the files on your drives:
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Path Tag
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Area c:\files\pdn\pdncee PDNHATCH
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1:2320/38 PASSWORD C 1:720/111
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PASSWORD &* 2:2/222 &*
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explanation:
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(1:2320/38 has files crashed to it)
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(other sites are "receive only" do not send)
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Area c:\files\pdn\PDNCEE
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1:2320/38 PASSWORD *&
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1:720/11 PASSWORD C
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2:2/222 PASSWORD C
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Explanation:
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(1:2320/38 is receive only)
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(Other nodes have files crashed to them)
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When tick is run in the mailer's batch file, it reads the .tic files
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in the incoming directory, moves the archives associated with the
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tic to the directory specified in your config file, updates the
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directory's file description (files.bbs type) file, generates new
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.tic files and file attach messages for your downlinks.
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Tick was great because I don't think I've seen a bbs software
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package that couldn't use it - perhaps not easily, but it could be
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done <smile>
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The shareware bbs program, BBBS, uses the following format for file
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echos in external.bbb on my linux box:
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F NODEDIFF /bbbs/files/nodediff/ 1:2320/38 VA 1:103/105 109/921
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The F in the first column is a group designator which you can tie to
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permissions for access to the file echo. VA says to make the area
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visible (V) and to create an ASCII text file regarding the release
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so that you can announce the file (A). Node information regarding
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crash, hold, etc. is contained in the node section of the
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external.bbb file, though you can include it on this line if you
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like, i.e., >H1:103/105 (send this file to this node with Hold
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flavor for pickup)
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Allfix is shareware, and uses a config program (asetup) that you run
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to make changes to the config file. Asetup's interface is much like
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the FrontDoor mailer's config program - set up cannot be done in an
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ASCII config file.
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End of Part I
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Thanks Janice
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FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 9 16 Oct 2000
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COLUMNS
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wdbonner@pacbell.net
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"Famous Quotes"
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Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning
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to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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--Robin Williams
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
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think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
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--Roseanne
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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--Billy Crystal
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
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look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of
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that!"
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--Sean Connery
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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
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undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
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women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course,
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men are just grateful.
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--Robert DeNiro
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I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't
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know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the
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boss's job and I don't want it.
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--Bill Cosby
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In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra.
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Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough
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attention to women's breasts?
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--Hugh Grant
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We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front
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lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we
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can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say,
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"You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those
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uniforms."
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--Elayne Boosler
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
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having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
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severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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--Dustin Hoffman
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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--Elizabeth Taylor
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
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there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men
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FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 10 16 Oct 2000
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think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
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--Jerry Seinfield
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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--George Clooney
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
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like and just give her a house.
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--Rod Stewart
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable
|
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job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At
|
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the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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--Jeff Bridges
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
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and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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--Robin Williams
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FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 11 16 Oct 2000
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NET HUMOR
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This weeks Humor
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"What's the usual tip?" a man growled when the college boy who
|
||
delivered his pizza.
|
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|
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"Well," the student replied, "this is my first delivery, but the other
|
||
guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great."
|
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|
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"That so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's five dollars."
|
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"Thanks," the student said, "I'll put it in my college fund."
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"By the way, what are you studying?"
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"Applied psychology."
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|
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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|
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When the preacher's car broke down on a country road, he walked to a
|
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nearby roadhouse to use the phone. After calling for a tow truck, he
|
||
spotted his old friend, Frank, drunk and shabbily dressed at the bar.
|
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"What happened to you, Frank?" asked the good reverend. "You used to
|
||
be rich."
|
||
|
||
Frank told a sad tale of bad investments that had led to his downfall.
|
||
"Go home," the preacher said. "Open your Bible at random, stick your
|
||
finger on the page, and there will be God's answer."
|
||
|
||
Some time later, the preacher bumped into Frank, who was wearing a
|
||
Gucci suit, sporting a Rolex watch, and had just stepped out of a
|
||
Mercedes. "Frank," said the preacher, "I am glad to see things have
|
||
really turned around for you."
|
||
|
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"Yes, preacher, and I owe it all to you," said Frank. "I opened my
|
||
Bible, put my finger down on the page and there was the answer....
|
||
Chapter 11." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YOU KNOW YOU'RE `MATURE'
|
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WHEN............. 1. You and your teeth don't sleep together. 2. Your
|
||
try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you
|
||
aren't wearing any. 3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle,
|
||
pop and you're not eating cereal. 4. Your back goes out but you stay
|
||
home. 5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
|
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6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch. 7. When your idea of
|
||
a night out is sitting on the patio. 8. When happy hour is a nap. 9.
|
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When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money
|
||
does.. 10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said
|
||
to you and you always hated it. 11. When all you want for your
|
||
birthday is to not be reminded of your age. 12. When you step off a
|
||
curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still
|
||
there. 13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. 14. It takes
|
||
longer to rest than it did to get tired. 15. Your memory is shorter
|
||
and your complaining lasts longer. 16. Your address book has mostly
|
||
names that start with Dr. 17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get
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it going. 18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend. 19.
|
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Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot. 20. The
|
||
twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your
|
||
bifocals. 21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good. 22.
|
||
Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work. 23. You look
|
||
for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole
|
||
time. 24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there. 25.
|
||
You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good. 26. You
|
||
have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care
|
||
anymore. 27. You finally get your head together and your body starts
|
||
falling apart. 28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you
|
||
don't even remember being on top of it. 29 Your doctor says, "You
|
||
have heart trouble and dropsy". 30 What is that you ask? Doc:"You
|
||
drop down on your butt, and don't have the heart to get up"!
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
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FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 13 16 Oct 2000
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=================================================================
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||
COMIX IN ASCII
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=================================================================
|
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|
||
COMIX.CMX
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COW IN PASTURE
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/; ;\
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/{_\_/ `'\____
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\___ (0) (0 }
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_____________________________/ :--'
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,-,'`@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ \_ `__\
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;:( @@@@@@@@@ @@@ \___(o'o)
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:: ) @@@@ @@@@@@ ,'@@( `===='
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:: : @@@@@: @@@@ `@@@: ~~
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:: \ @@@@@: @@@@@@@) ( '@@@'
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;; /\ /`, @@@@@@@@@\ :@@@@@)
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::/ ) / `,'~~~~~~~~~~~: :~`,~~;
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;;'`; : )`vvvv : / `; ;
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;;;; : : ; : ; ; :
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`'`' / : : : : : :
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)_ \__; ";" :_ ; \_\ `,','
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:__\ \ * `,'* \ \ : \ * 8`;'* *
|
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`^' \ :/ `^' `-^-' \v/ : \/
|
||
BY Targon (Ed Wisniewski)
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 14 16 Oct 2000
|
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|
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|
||
=================================================================
|
||
QUESTION OF THE WEEK
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
|
||
|
||
1. Your Question
|
||
---------------------------------
|
||
A group of friends who prided themselves on their
|
||
intelligence set out to have a contest of wits.
|
||
|
||
Each person in turn asked a question, and anyone who
|
||
volunteered an answer that was wrong dropped out. If
|
||
no one could answer, the questioner himself had to
|
||
answer, and if he was wrong, he dropped out.
|
||
|
||
Each dropout had to put $5 into the pot.
|
||
|
||
Eventually the matter boiled down to Thompson and Brown,
|
||
and the erudition of each one boiled up so that both were
|
||
held even for half an hour.
|
||
|
||
Finally Thompson said, "How does a gopher dig a hole without
|
||
leaving a mound of dirt at the lip?"
|
||
|
||
Brown thought about that and said, "I can't answer that.
|
||
However, since it's your question, you had better answer it."
|
||
|
||
Thompson said coolly, as he reached for the accumulated
|
||
pile of bills. "Easy. The gopher starts at the bottom of
|
||
the hole and that's where he leaves the dirt."
|
||
|
||
"Hold on," said Brown heatedly, grasping Thompson's wrist to
|
||
prevent him from taking the pot. "How does the gopher get to
|
||
the bottom of the hole in the first place?"
|
||
|
||
"That's your question," said Thompson as he took the money.
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 15 16 Oct 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
FIDONET BY INTERNET
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
|
||
. -- -- -- -- --- -- -- -- -- -
|
||
| FIDONET-RELATED SITES |
|
||
` -- -- -- -- --- -- -- -- -- -
|
||
Last update: September 16, 2000
|
||
|
||
FidoNet
|
||
Homepage: http://www.fidonet.org
|
||
FidoNews: http://www.fidonews.org [HTML]
|
||
ftp://ftp.nwstar.com/fidonet/fidonews/
|
||
ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/fnews/
|
||
Echolist: http://www.baltimoremd.com/echolist/
|
||
Echomail links: http://www.osirusoft.com/fidonet/fidoip.html
|
||
SDS Files: http://fidobbs.dk/download (Web Access to SDS)
|
||
FTSC page: http://www.ftsc.org/
|
||
General: http://www.writebynight.com/fidonet.html
|
||
|
||
Zone 1: http://www.z1.fidonet.org
|
||
Region 10: http://www.r10.org
|
||
http://www.psnw.com/~net205/region10.html
|
||
Net 103: http://www.webworldinc.com/club103/
|
||
Net 203: http://www.geocities.com/Area51/8687/net203index.html
|
||
Region 11: http://oeonline.com/~garyg/region11/
|
||
Net 2410: http://www.earforce.dyndns.org/net2410/
|
||
Region 12: http://sparkys.dyndns.org
|
||
Region 13: http://www.net264.org/r13.htm
|
||
Net 264: http://www.net264.org/
|
||
Net 275: http://www.homershut.net/~mahoover/net275/
|
||
Region 14: http://www.ouijabrd.com/region14
|
||
Net 282: http://www.rxn.com/~net282/
|
||
Region 15: <vacant>
|
||
Region 16: <vacant>
|
||
Region 17: http://www.nwstar.com/~region17/
|
||
Net 140: http://www.nwstar.com/~net140
|
||
Region 18: http://techshop.pdn.net/fido/
|
||
|
||
Region 19: http://bise.tzo.com/r19
|
||
Net 124: http://www.startext.net/np/net124
|
||
http://texoma.net/~flv
|
||
Net 130: http://www.startext.net/homes/net130
|
||
Net 393: http://www.chatter.com/~wb/
|
||
|
||
Zone 2: http://www.z2.fidonet.org
|
||
ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/zone2 (Z2 nodelists etc.)
|
||
Region 20: http://www.fidonet.pp.se (in Swedish)
|
||
Region 23: http://www.fido.dk (in Danish)
|
||
|
||
Region 24: http://www.swb.de/personal/flop/gatebau.html (German)
|
||
http://www.was-ist-fido.de/
|
||
Fido-IP: http://home.nrh.de/fido/ (English/German)
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 25: http://www.literary.freeserve.co.uk/net2502/
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 16 16 Oct 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 26: http://www.nemesis.ie
|
||
REC 26: http://www.nrgsys.com/orb
|
||
Region 27: http://telematique.org/ft/r27.htm
|
||
Region 29: http://www.rtfm.be/fidonet/ (French)
|
||
http://Welcome.to/skynetbbs/
|
||
Region 30: http://www.fidonet.ch (German)
|
||
? Region 33: http://www.fidoitalia.net (Italian)
|
||
Region 34: http://www.pobox.com/cnb/r34.htm (Spanish)
|
||
REC34: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/4552/
|
||
Region 36: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/7207/
|
||
Region 38: http://public.st.carnet.hr/~blagi/bbs/adriam.html
|
||
Region 41: http://www.fidonet.gr (Greek/English)
|
||
Region 42: http://www.fido.cz
|
||
! Net422: http://www.fido.sk (Slovak/English)
|
||
Region 50: http://www.fido7.com/ (Russian)
|
||
Net 5010: http://fido.tu-chel.ac.ru/ (Russian)
|
||
Net 5015: http://www.fido.nnov.ru/ (Russian)
|
||
Net 5028: http://5028.yaroslavl.ru/
|
||
Net 5030: http://kenga.ru/fido/ (Russian & English)
|
||
Net 5049: http://www.n5049.z2.fidonet.org (English/Russian)
|
||
Net 5074: http://www.z2.n5074.fidonet.net
|
||
?? Net 5085: http://www.fidonet.uz/ (Russian)
|
||
|
||
Zone 3: http://www.z3.fidonet.org
|
||
|
||
Zone 4:
|
||
Region 80: http://fidobrasil.8m.com (Portuguese)
|
||
Region 90:
|
||
Net 904: http://members.tripod.com/~net904 (Spanish)
|
||
|
||
Zone 5: http://www.eastcape.co.za/fidonet/
|
||
|
||
Zone 6: http://www.z6.fidonet.org
|
||
Region 65: http://www.cfido.com/fidonet/cfidochina.html
|
||
(Chinese)
|
||
|
||
|
||
Fidonet Via Internet Hubs
|
||
|
||
See also: http://www.osirusoft.com/fidoip.html
|
||
|
||
a @ preceding an individual's name implies a virtual email
|
||
address. The email is translated as follows
|
||
firstlast@osirusoft.com will automatically route to the
|
||
appropriate individual's email. Anyone in this list will
|
||
also receive routed notice of this feature. In my case, it
|
||
would still be joejared@osirusoft.com, but you get the idea.
|
||
|
||
Also, as information is provided to me, I will be adding a
|
||
latency field to each node, which is defined as the maximum
|
||
time between when the message is received, and when it is
|
||
sent on to other nodes, or available to be sent onward,
|
||
defined in minutes. A latency of ! implies that there is an
|
||
immediate response, and an attempt to deliver immediately
|
||
after processing, or a "MinuteMail System", as it were.
|
||
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 17 16 Oct 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
v-email flag firstnamelastname@osirusoft.com
|
||
| email address or
|
||
Node# | Operator | Facilities (*) | Speed,| Basic Rate
|
||
| | |latency|
|
||
-----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+------------
|
||
Zone 1 | | | |
|
||
10/3 | Brenda Donovan | FTP,UUE,BinkP | 384K,30| n/c
|
||
10/345 @ Todd Cochrane | FTP,BinkP,VMOT | T1,! | n/c
|
||
12/12 @ Ken Wilson | FTP | T1 | $24mo.
|
||
13/25 @ Jim Balcom | FTP | 56k | $20mo.
|
||
103/5 @ Mark Luetger | BinkP | 384k,!| n/c
|
||
103/153 @ Michael Box | BinkP | aDSL,!| n/c
|
||
103/301 @ Joe Jared | BinkP,FTP,NFS | 384k,!| n/c
|
||
103/401 @ Warren Bonner | BinkP | aDSL,!| n/c
|
||
105/8 | Russ Johnson | FTP,BinkP,VMoT | 384k | n/c
|
||
105/72 @ Larry James | FTP, BinkP | aDSL | $50/yr
|
||
106/1 @ Steve Loupe | BinkP, FTP | 128k | ???
|
||
106/6018 | Lawrence Garvin | FTP, VMoT | aDSL,60| n/c
|
||
107/453 @ Jeffrey Estevez| FTP,BinkP,VMoT,UUE| 56k,60| $10 mo.
|
||
140/1 @ Bob Seaborn | FTP,BinkP | T3,30 | $5/$16
|
||
167/133 | Stephen Monteith | BinkP | 128k+ | n/c
|
||
211/417 @ Korombos | BinkP,UUE,FTP | T1 | n/c
|
||
218/109 @ Matt Munson | BinkP,UUE | 33.6k | n/c
|
||
244/2 | Kari Suomela | FTP,VMoT,BinkP,UUE| T1,! | $25.00/mo
|
||
246/160 @ Mason Vye | FTP, UUE | 56K | n/c
|
||
280/169 | Brian Greenstreet | FTP | 33.6 | $2mo.
|
||
342/3 @ Richard Dodsworth | BinkP,FTP | 128K+ | n/c
|
||
395/670 | Arthur Stark | BinkD,FTP | 128k | n/c
|
||
379/1 @ Dale Ross | FTP, BinkP,UUE | 256K+,! n/c
|
||
396/1 @ John Souvestre | FTP,VMoT | T1,10 | $5/mo
|
||
396/45 | Marc Lewis | UUE | 33.6 | $26/yr
|
||
2604/104 @ Jim Mclaughlin | FTP,VMoT,UUE | 33.6 | $1mo
|
||
2613/404 @ David Moufarrege | BinkP,FTP,VMoT | 128k+,!| n/c
|
||
2624/306 | David Calafrancesco | VMoT | 33.6 | n/c
|
||
3613/2 @ jyates@bsdi.ldl.net | UUE | 28.8 | n/c
|
||
3632/84 | Robert Todd |FTP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 57.6k | n/c
|
||
3639/93 @ Ross Cassell | FTP, BinkP |128K+,!| n/c
|
||
3651/9 @ Jerry Gause | FTP,VMoT | 33.6 | $3/$6
|
||
--------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
Zone 2 |
|
||
20/11 | Henrik Lindhe | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
31/1 | Gabriel Plutzar | BinkP | T1+ | n/c
|
||
203/600 | Mikael Karlsson | UUE | 64k | n/c
|
||
221/360 @ Tommi Koivula | BinkP,UUE | ??? | n/c
|
||
236/205 @ Michael Kaaber | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
246/2098 | Volker Imre | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
280/1601 @ Jeroen VanDeLeur | FTP,UUE | 64k | n/c
|
||
292/620 | Eddy Missoul | VMoT, UUE | 64k |N/C
|
||
292/624 | Steven Leeman | UUE | 64k | N/C
|
||
292/2003 | Eric Vaneberck | BinkP | 768k | n/c
|
||
301/1 | Peter Witschi | BinkP | 768k | n/c
|
||
332/807 | Roberto Mascolo | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
335/535 @ Mario Mure | BinkP,VMot,UUE | 64k | n/c
|
||
335/610 | Gino Lucrezi | UUE | 33.6 | n/c
|
||
344/201 | Julio Garcia | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
346/3 @ Carlos Navarro | UUE | ??? | n/c
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 18 16 Oct 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
382/100 | Sinisa Burina | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
406/555 | Ofir Michaeli & | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
406/555 | Marius Kaizerman | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
423/81 | Milos Bajer | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
464/4077 | Serguei Trouchelle| UUE | 19.2 | n/c
|
||
465/204 | Va Milushnikov | BinkP | 33.6k | n/c
|
||
469/84 | Max Masyutin | VMoT | 256k | n/c
|
||
480/112 | Adam Sarapata| FTP, VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 128k | n/c
|
||
2411/413 @ Dennis Dittrich | UUE,BinkP | 64k | n/c
|
||
2446/301 @ Lothar Behet | BinkP,VMoT,UUE,FTP | 64K | n/c
|
||
2474/275 | Christian Emig | UUE | 64k | unkn
|
||
5030/115 | Andrey Podkolzin | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
5100/8 | Egons Bush | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
5020/1159 | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE | 33.6 | n/c
|
||
--------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
Zone 3
|
||
633/260 @ Malcolm Miles | FTP,BinkP | 64K | n/c
|
||
640/954 | Rick Van Ruth | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c
|
||
774/605 @ Barry Blackford|BinkP,VMoT:10023,ifcico,FTP |33.6| n/c
|
||
|
||
--------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
Zone 4
|
||
905/100 | Fabian Gervan | VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 128k | n/c
|
||
902/18 | Javier Tejedor | UUE | 33,6 | n/c
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
* FTP = Internet File Transfer Protocol
|
||
* VMoT = Virtual Mailer over Telnet (various)
|
||
* UUE = uuencode<->email type transfers
|
||
* BinkP = front end mailer for TCPIP networks
|
||
* NFS = Linux Networking
|
||
----------------------------------------------
|
||
Fidonet oriented news servers
|
||
|
||
news.osirusoft.com
|
||
news.tardis.net
|
||
|
||
Fidonet oriented chat rooms.
|
||
|
||
room #fidonet 5PM (PDT 11AM GMT) Sundays
|
||
irc.osirusoft.com (Peers wanted)
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Please send updates, corrections and suggestions to
|
||
Joe Jared, 1:103/301, joejared@osirusoft.com. All email addresses
|
||
here for purpose of corresponding with fidonet members about
|
||
obtaining a feed. Improper use of the virtual email addresses, and
|
||
most especially, email addressed to blockme@relays.osirusoft.com
|
||
will be considered a request to be blocked by my open relay spam
|
||
stopper at http://relays.osirusoft.com
|
||
|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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FIDONEWS 17-42 Page 20 16 Oct 2000
|
||
|
||
|
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|
||
FIDONEWS INFORMATION
|
||
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|
||
|
||
|
||
+ -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- FIDONEWS STAFF - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- +
|
||
| |
|
||
| Editor: Warren D. Bonner, 1:1/23, editor@fidonews.org |
|
||
| Webmaster: Jim Barchuk, jb@fidonews.org |
|
||
| Columnist: Joe Jared, 1:103/0, joejared@osirusoft.com |
|
||
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