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F I D O N E W S -- Vol.12 No.34 (21-Aug-1995)
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| A newsletter of the | ISSN 1198-4589 Published by: |
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| FidoNet BBS community | "FidoNews" BBS |
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| _ | +1-519-570-4176 |
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| | | \ \\ | Editors: |
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| | (*) | \ )) | Donald Tees 1:221/192 |
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| |__U__| / \// | Sylvia 1:221/194 |
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| (_/(_|(____/ | |
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| (jm) | Newspapers should have no friends. |
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| | -- JOSEPH PULITZER |
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| Submission address: editors 1:1/23 |
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| MORE addresses: |
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| submissions=> editor@exlibris.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca |
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| Don -- don@exlibris.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca |
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| Sylvia max@exlibris.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca |
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| For information, copyrights, article submissions, |
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| obtaining copies of fidonews or the internet gateway faq |
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| please refer to the end of this file. |
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Table of Contents
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1. Editorial..................................................... 1
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2. Articles...................................................... 2
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Cartoon Antics and other Standard Foolishness............... 2
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Defcon...................................................... 6
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Subject: EDX................................................ 8
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The Editors of the Snooze are Not Fascist!.................. 9
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Library Proposal............................................ 10
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Dear Editor-Beings,......................................... 11
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Please ! Not in Public..................................... 13
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Requiem to an Ansi Artist................................... 14
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3. Fidonews Information.......................................... 14
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Editorial
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FidoNews 12-34 Page: 2 21 Aug 1995
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Apologies to Eldridge Currie for missing his article several
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weeks back. It came in, I read it, I wrote him a note, but
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somehow it never got in the snooze. It is in this week.
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There are several good articles this today, but the one
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proposing a library standard hit home. We get a lot of mail
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here at the snooze requesting information, and while the
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information is usually available somewhere, it can be difficult
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to find. Often, we can only refer people somewhere else and
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hope.
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It would be nice to have a site in each zone that attempted
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to keep an up-to-date library of "official" information. A good
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online nodelist searcher would probably be required, as the most
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common question is "How do I join Fidonet from Anytown, in the
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Northwest teritories". The ability to find a local node and
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telephone number (probably area code would be a better search
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code than city) is crucial to prospective members. Once that is
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found, all else follows.
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If we do set up such a list of sites, I would propose that
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the numbers be printed in the snooze on a weekly basis.
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Articles
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Cartoon Antics and other Standard Foolishness
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Matt Ion (1:153/7040.106)
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(Forwarded from netmail - a reply to Jerry Schwartz's item in
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ish. 1228.)
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Greetings and Hallucinations, Jerry!
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As an occasional contributor to the 'snooze whose meanderings
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have brought forth many a netmail kudo, I must now pass the
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compliments on to you re: Disney Images. What a priceless
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piece! And from a writer's perspective, VERY nicely done, I
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must say.
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I, too, have been removed cold-turkey from my steady stream of
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echomail, as I spend a couple weeks in the boonies working and
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able to pick up mail only every couple days. Similarly, this
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gives me time to catch up on the 'snooze. I'm not nearly as far
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behind as you claim to have been, but I DID have the opportunity
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to see most of the particular thread you refer to in the same
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manner you did - ie. through time-lapse lenses. And I must say,
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your analogy is to D.D. and C&D is frighteningly accurate,
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although personally, I prefer Bugs Bunny vs. the Opera Singer -
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"of course you realize, dis means war."
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Now that I think of it, in fact, there's a very similar Looney
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Tunes segment to your Disney example, with two squirrels trying
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endlessly to find a place in Porky Pig's house to store their
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winter supply of nuts, only to have themselves and their
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FidoNews 12-34 Page: 3 21 Aug 1995
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provisions heaved out the window at every turn. Eventually they
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drive ol' Porky to attempt to chop down their tree... only to
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have his attention drawn - too late - to the rattle of
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gazillions of nuts, shaken from the tree, falling into a piece
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of gutter woven through the branches, rolling through a drain
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pipe to be directed into the top drawer of poor Porky's bedroom
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dresser, and filling the house nearly to the point of bursting
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the walls.
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Kinda leaves one to wonder if Mr. Germer and those making
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similar power plays will soon find they too have shaken loose
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more than they care to handle...
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(end forwarded message)
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Okay, well, seeing as #1229 is so sparse, maybe I can add a
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little fuel to a fire or two to liven up future issues.
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The editorial makes mention of standards. Well, I got a good
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one (although it's not exactly Fido-related, the end point can
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apply in many areas).
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Don/Max (not always sure which one's writing, although this one
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looks a little too coherent to be Max :) writes:
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Perhaps one off the problems with standards is that they
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also spell stagnation. Policies have the downside of
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preventing inovation[sic].
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Perhaps, and while pushing the limits of standards can be a good
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thing in some cases, stepping over them outright can wreak havoc.
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One of my pet peeves these days is the proliferation on the
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World Wide Web (oh no, not another net.junkie!) of "Netscape
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Enhanced" pages.
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For those not familiar with all this, the World Wide Web, using
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a system called Hypertext Markup Language (HTML) and "browsers"
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such as Mosaic, Netscrap^H^H^Hape, Web Explorer, etc. that can
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read that language, makes for a nice, graphical environment with
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which to explore the Internet. HTML documents are plain text,
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embedded with formatting codes to designate text style, heading
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sizes, image placement, and so on, similar to the manner in
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which a word processor embeds formatting codes in the text.
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Browsers provide the user's interface to these documents...
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similar to using RIPterm for graphical access to a RIP-capable
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BBS. These web pages appear similar to the online help files
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used in GUI systems such as Mac, Windows, and OS/2. Highlighted
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text can be clicked-on to link to another portion of text,
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another page, or even another site. Images can be placed in the
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text. Hypertext links in WWW pages can even be used to transfer
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files (often audio and multimedia files) to the user's system.
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Naturally, all this must conform to some sort of standardized
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FidoNews 12-34 Page: 4 21 Aug 1995
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specifications. Word processors all use their own proprietary
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formats for indicating text styles, tabs, frames, OLE links,
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etc. With the right filters, MS-Word can import Word Perfect
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files, but the two types are not directly interchangeable. To
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avoid such problems, HTML defines a set of standard "tags" (the
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formatting codes) that all compliant browsers must support.
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Version 2.0 is the current level, with 3.0 being on the horizon.
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Now the problem is, the folks at Netscape have gone ahead - far
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ahead of the standards committee - and defined many features and
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tags of their own, to support such things as coloured and
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textured backgrounds, tables, image borders, wrapping text
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around images, animations, and so on. All good and fine if you
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deign to use Netscape and keep up with the very latest versions
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(each new release, every 3-4 weeks, seems to support
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new-and-improved tags). The browser itself provides (IMHO) a
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very clunky, unintuitive interface, and I really don't like to
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use it. Besides, its makers have seen fit only to develop
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Windows and Mac versions. I don't have a Mac, and don't want to
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jeopardize my system by installing Windows, so it's all pretty
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moot to me.
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Of course, many people ARE jumping on all this pretty-faced
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technology and producing "Netscape Enhanced" pages galore. Most
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even include a note to "get the latest version now!!!" with a
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link to automagically download the latest version. What this
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means, however, is that more and more web pages are popping up
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with all these fancy features that are absolutely meaningless to
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anyone not using Netscape.
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So far, other well-behaved browsers know enough to simply ignore
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tags that they don't recognize. However, many of these
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"Netscape Enhanced" pages are starting to include things that
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will make sense ONLY to Netscape users, and come out as absolute
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gibberish to anyone else (one major ISP [Internet Service
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Provider] here in Vancouver uses Netscape-style tables in their
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page on commercial pricing info... the whole thing comes out
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scrambled and unreadable on my Web Explorer. And they want to
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sell me their services???)
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In fact, it now appears that Netscape may be shooting themselves
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in the foot. I can't confirm it for myself, but apparently
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there is a new 32-bit version of Netscape that supports a couple
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tags that will actually break older versions of Netscape. The
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cute part is, this new version will only work with the Windows
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95 (and presumably Windows NT) 32-bit API. It can't even be
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used with the Win32s add-on for Windows 3.1. So what's this?
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Release a new version that only works on an "operating system"
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(debatable in itself - new name, new face, same $#!T, different
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pile - but that's an argument for another day) that isn't even
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available yet, and make sure it breaks previous versions of the
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same product that WILL run on most of the personal computers in
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existence.
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Frankly, the fine people of Netscape sound more like drug
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FidoNews 12-34 Page: 5 21 Aug 1995
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pushers than software vendors. Here, here's a free/shareware
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version of a better, badder browser. Everyone like it? Good.
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Now we'll give you a timed beta of the next version, with even
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more bigger, badder features. That's expired? Now you can buy
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the commercial version with still more bigger, badder, better
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goodies. Of course, we've got so many people hooked on it now,
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most of them are rushing to create pages that take advantage of
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our bigger, badder browser's better features, so still more
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people will want to buy it...
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Like I say, pushing the limits of standards is fine, for the
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sake of technological advancement. Many of Netscape's extended
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tags are planned to become part of HTML 3.0. But all this, to
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me, seems to go beyond that.
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What does this translate to in the Fido community? Is someone
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going to start using a bigger, badder, better nodelist format,
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echomail format, mailer format that will break most peoples'
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existing systems... then advise that all those still happily
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involved in the community using their sometimes-ancient,
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diverse, yet wonderfully compatible systems should throw it all
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out and upgrade everything so they can communicate? Heck,
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haven't we been through this many times with compression
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formats... arguing 1.3% differences in ZIP vs ARJ compression
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ratios when ARC is still the Fido standard, and when modem
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compression makes even the differences between ZIP and ARC moot?
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Stodgy and stagnating as they may be, standards are there to
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help ensure we can all keep communicating in this global
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community. There's nothing wrong with forging ahead and
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developing new and nifty things, but perhaps a little restraint
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in unleashing it all on the public and making a mess of things
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would be in order? Netscape should have no beef - most of what
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they've done is due to be a part of the new, soon-to-be-released
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"standard". I can see little point, other than perhaps outright
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greed, in foisting it on everyone so haphazardly.
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But enough of my soapbox. My byte count for this message reads
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over 8800 at this point, so rather than clog up your mail
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transfers (and mine) anymore, I'll close this now.
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Ah, my, but isn't boredom a wonderful thing? It's a gorgeous,
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sunny, blisteringly hot day outside in the BC Interior...
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another day in paradise, as it were. I'm off now to enjoy a
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good nap.
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Open to the realm of extreme possibility. The truth is out there.
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Matt Ion - 1:153/7106 - matt@ship.net
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[Team OS/2]
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FidoNews 12-34 Page: 6 21 Aug 1995
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Defcon
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By Elizabeth Weise
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Associated Press
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Las Vegas -- First they cracked into a hotel television
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system, reprogramming it to scroll messages reading "Hackers
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rule!" across screens in 1,000 rooms.
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Later that night they set up a pirate radio station and
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began broadcasting from the roof of the Tropicana.
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But in the end, Def Con III, the computer hackers'
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convention, was a lot tamer than many Las Vegas conventions.
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The 350 or so computer hackers, crackers, phone phreaks and
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e-zine (electronic magazine) publishers spent most of the Aug.
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5-6 weekend bragging, gossiping, listening to speakers who
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extolled the hacker ethic and trying to debug the
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super-high-speed T-1 line that was supposed to give them
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screaming access to the Internet.
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Def Con is named for the military term Defense Condition, a
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measure of just how close the country is to nuclear war. It
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began three years ago as a massive party thrown by a young
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bulletin board operator who goes by the name Dark Tangent.
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"I was going to leave for law school and I decided to throw
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a huge party for everyone I've met from all the networks. Then
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we decided if it was going to be a colossal failure, we might as
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well have it someplace fun, so we chose Las Vegas."
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Housed in two large rooms surreally juxtaposed with the
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Tropicana's wedding chapel across the hall, this year's
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conventioneers were mostly intensely bright young men in their
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late teens and early 20s -- the sort who 30 years ago might have
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been ham radio operators.
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Hacking comes from an intellectual desire to figure out how
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things work, and the desire to show off just how much you know.
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Grace and skill count for more than sheer power, and an elegant
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solution to a problem gains more esteem from one's peers than
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"kludgy" fixes.
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Hackers, according to Dark Tangent, are protrayed in the
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media only as marauding and destructive, when in fact they are
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just curious.
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"(Hackers) are interested in how the network topology is
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laid out. They're interested in knowledge -- they're not
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interested in destroying things," the 25-year-old said.
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Important Service?
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In fact, hackers provide an important service to the
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computer world by spending thousands of hours finding networks'
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FidoNews 12-34 Page: 7 21 Aug 1995
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weak points, said former CIA intelligence officer Robert Steele.
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The assembled crowd, some of whom kept nodding off in
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corners after arriving via an all-night car caravan from the San
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Francisco Bay area, were overwhelmingly male.
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Out of 350 participants, perhaps 20 were women, most of
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whom appeared to be girlfriends of attendees. The attitude
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toward women was summed up by one man in his early 20s who was
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catching up with a friend at the registration desk.
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"Yeah, I've had a girlfriend for a year and a half, but it
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hasn't gotten in the way of my hacking," he said.
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The women-not-as-peers attitude was only reinforced when
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Sarah Gordon ("Theora") gave a presentation on female hackers
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Saturday afternoon that included height and weight as part of
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the design parameters of her survey.
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The convention broke down into four main portions:
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bragging, drinking, hacking and information exchange.
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One speaker, an electronic privacy expert named Winn
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Schwartau, explained to the crowd how it was possible to obtain
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plans for using a television to pick up what is being typed on a
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remote computer screen; in effect, eavesdropping on a computer
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user without having to hack into their system.
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"The National Security Agency unfortunately classified
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them, but if you want them, they're on the Internet," he told
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the audience.
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Hackers' Jeopardy
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Amusements over the course of the weekend included the
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ever-popular "Spot the Fed" contest -- in which the assembled
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tried to guess who among them were federal undercover agents --
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and midnight games of Hackers' Jeopardy, which required the
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audience to duck flying 2,400-baud modems thrown as prizes.
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Jeopardy, the first official event of the con, featured
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Dark Tangent doing a fine impression of TV game show host Alex
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Trebeck. The categories ranged from "MS-DOS" to "The Internet"
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and "Narcs I've come to love."
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The answer is: "The rudest mistake Microsoft ever made."
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"What is starting business?"
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The answer is: "Famous for developing the X-ray laser,
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their computers held over 30,000 megs of pornographic images."
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"What is Lawrence Livermore Labs?" answered Larry Lasker,
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co-writer and producer of the computer movies "Wargamess" and
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"Sneakers." He said he was attending to pick up background for
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FidoNews 12-34 Page: 8 21 Aug 1995
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his latest film.
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After suitable arrangements for a beer run, the game started up
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again.
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The answer is: "The password on every (network) router
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shipped by Cisco Systems."
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"What is Italy?" came the answer from several teams
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simultaneously.
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The answer is: "The lowest form of life."
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"What are America Online users?" came the shouts from the
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audience.
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Subject: EDX
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From: denis bider (2:380/129)
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(Before you start reading, a short linguistic apology - English
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isn't my native language, seems that I'll just have to live with
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that. :)
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This article is to inform all interested FTN developers that
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have not yet been reached by the word that, after a year of
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study and development, EDX has been released.
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EDX (Electronic Data Exchange - heck, there has to be a name)
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started a year ago in an enthusiastic burst of desire to provide
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a better mail transfer standard than the fussy Type-2 is. At the
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time, of course, EDX was, by design, not much better than any
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other Type-3 proposal, although it wasn't meant as one of them
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at all; later, for example, as time passed, I rewrote it at
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least 5 times as my views changed. After a year of development,
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it is here.
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EDX is a standard for transported message representation. It can
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be used with any type of packets, including existing Type-2,
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although it would be more or less nonsense to do that;
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currently, the best packet type to use is ERX, described in EDX
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Recommendations, bundled in the same document. The EDX-ERX
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combination was designed to be upgradeable in every imaginable
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way. With ERX packets, it is possible to include data other then
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messages in packets. A special password-protection technique
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avoids the possibility of someone uninvited obtaining packet
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passwords. With EDX messages, seemless inclusion of files in a
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message provides the ability to route small messages with
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attached files anywhere without having to fear someone will stop
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the files halfway. All information carried in kludges with
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Type-2 messages, of course, has a better place elsewhere.
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Addressing ambiguities are avoided by enforcing a consistent
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addressing scheme. Correspondence between different FTN networks
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FidoNews 12-34 Page: 9 21 Aug 1995
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(domains) is seemless, as is coexistance with other message
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formats, making transparent transition possible. Everything is
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there.
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And, more than anything else, EDX is *designed to be simple*.
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Easiness of implementation is, together with upward, downward
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and horizontal compatibility, the main goal of every standard;
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after all, with proper kludges, Type-2 could do everything we
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want, too - it's just that the complexity of the resulting
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standard would render the actual implementation far too
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vulnerable to programming faults for an environment of such
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implementations to be considered fairly non-problematic. EDX is,
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on the other hand, simple and consistent. No kludges, no
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exceptions.
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Of course, as there is no special reason to live, there as well
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is no special reason to be in FidoNet, to code programs or to
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implement EDX, either. As everything in this world, our
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environment, too, is driven by enthusiasm. The lack of
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enthusiasm causes stagnation; unfortunately, this is currently
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self- evident from the general atmosphere in FidoNet.
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EDX is one of the attempts to change this. My sincere hopes are
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that it will succeed, and time it would be; but in order for
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this to happen, it has to be implemented in several programs
|
||
before it starts gaining success at all. Some of the major
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||
developers I sent the specifications to have already shown
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interest in EDX, whereas I have not yet received replies from
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the others.
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|
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If you are interested, please contact me NOW (denis bider,
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||
FidoNet#2:380/129 or denis.bider@k2.net) and I will send you the
|
||
specifications. I also sent the specifications to the FTSC Chair
|
||
at 3:3/20; hopefully, they should be released as an FSC in a few
|
||
weeks, but don't count on that - it's been almost a month since
|
||
my first FTSC application, and I received no replies yet. It
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||
wouldn't be the first time for a submitter not receiving any
|
||
correspondence from the FTSC at all.
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||
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The Editors of the Snooze are Not Fascist!
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By Eldridge Currie (1:153/962)
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This is in response to the Brendan Keyport (1:138/185) article in the
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Snooze of 03 Jul 1995:
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|
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> I just got through glancing at Fidonews 12-26, and am utterly dismayed
|
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> over lack of backbone in the editors. I would like to see a paper that
|
||
> is actually worth reading.
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|
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In my opinion Fidonews, under the capable and talented stewardship of
|
||
Donald Tees and Sylvia Maxwell are doing a terrific editorial job. It is
|
||
definitely worth reading as it is always interesting and informative.
|
||
|
||
FidoNews 12-34 Page: 10 21 Aug 1995
|
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|
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> Please consider banning these topics:
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||
> o Lawsuits, and anything relating thereof.
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> o Bob Germer and replies
|
||
> o discussions over any one person, good or bad
|
||
> o discussions over anyone's actions
|
||
> o Complaints to the editors (including this one)
|
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|
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This is the type of fascist thinking that is sweeping the US and
|
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Canada lately.
|
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|
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If your above stated topic are "banned", what is left?
|
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|
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> Further, I would like to see you return any article that is considered
|
||
> insulting, indecent, and/or rude.
|
||
|
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According to the present editors, the Snooze exists partially as
|
||
" a forum of last resort, and a way of using public
|
||
opinion/pressure to redress grievances. It can only do that if
|
||
each person has their say. If we judge the articles, then that
|
||
function dissappears." With this I, for one, fully agree and
|
||
support the way they are achieving this.
|
||
|
||
I would not like to see Fidonews become the sterile,
|
||
panty-waist, colourless, forum that it would become, if the
|
||
editors follwed your suggestions.
|
||
|
||
> I for one, will be disconnecting from distribution if FidoNews doesn't
|
||
> clean up. I would suggest that if you are not willing to EDIT fidonews,
|
||
> then give it to someone that WILL.
|
||
|
||
I, for one, think that Fidonews is interesting and worth
|
||
reading. It certainally does not need a "clean up" nor should
|
||
the Mr. Tees and/or Ms. Maxwell "EDIT" it in the restrictive and
|
||
freedom-denying way you want.
|
||
|
||
Eldridge Currie
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Library Proposal
|
||
by Robert LaPrise
|
||
|
||
The following is a proposal for an addition to the policies of
|
||
FIDOnet.
|
||
|
||
Documentation Libraries
|
||
|
||
Zone Library
|
||
|
||
I propose that in FIDOnet each Zone be required to have
|
||
one node listed as a master library of the policies and
|
||
technical standards governing FIDOnet, and further that the
|
||
address of this node be publicly available to all nets within
|
||
that Zone.
|
||
|
||
FidoNews 12-34 Page: 11 21 Aug 1995
|
||
|
||
The purpose of this Library will to provide a single
|
||
location from which nets within that Zone can FREQ any and all
|
||
available documentation on the rules/policies/standards
|
||
governing FIDOnet.
|
||
|
||
Net Library
|
||
|
||
Furthermore, I propose that each Net within said Zone have
|
||
a node listed as the Net Library which will contain a library of
|
||
all the above mentioned documents to be available for FREQ by
|
||
any and all nodes listed within that net.
|
||
|
||
The address of this library should be made publicly
|
||
available upon it's conception so all current nodes will be
|
||
aware of it's existance, and should furthermore be pointed out
|
||
specifically to all new members applying for a node. The purpose
|
||
of this library being the availability of all relevant FIDOnet
|
||
documentation to all nodes via a known single location.
|
||
|
||
Summary
|
||
|
||
I feel that given the size FIDOnet has grown to with the
|
||
amount of relevant information governing it's operation and the
|
||
general lack of knowledge of it's member nodes of anything
|
||
beyond the information contained within Policy4 that this
|
||
proposition would be beneficial to all current members as well
|
||
as an aid to all new members wanting further knowledge of the
|
||
the operation and requirements of FIDOnet.
|
||
|
||
End of outline.
|
||
|
||
Could someone either inform me of the address to which I
|
||
should forward this for further consideration or if so inclined
|
||
forward it yourself.
|
||
|
||
Robert LaPrise
|
||
1:282/4098
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Dear Editor-Beings,
|
||
|
||
This missive is submitted by Charles Herriot of 1:163/110
|
||
who was able to bag Logger and force his paws onto the
|
||
keyboard. Logger was a little distraught, standing in his
|
||
tie-dyed shirt and muttering: "Gerry's dead. Gerry's dead. I
|
||
can't believe it. Does this mean I have to go home now?"
|
||
|
||
Roll da' flick, Sylvia...
|
||
|
||
Dear Reverend Visage,
|
||
|
||
I woke up this morning to the usual savage and ugly
|
||
nightmares in my netmail directory. I feel, as a sort of
|
||
African Killer Bee watch kind of public service, I should
|
||
FidoNews 12-34 Page: 12 21 Aug 1995
|
||
|
||
note that the California Spam 'N Timmies have advanced as
|
||
far as Texas. We always knew that there was an enclave of
|
||
humour impaired folks in New Jersey, but this encroachment
|
||
on Texas leaves me wondering whether I should store my
|
||
entire Bee-Gees collection of vinyl in the salt mines.
|
||
|
||
This is ugly stuff Visage, and I'm almost prepared to credit
|
||
you with prescience for having snuck off to a Thai bordello
|
||
to wait out the coming plague. This scene unfolded with the
|
||
usual preludes... a comment on the dyslexia of users who
|
||
quote to excess... all rendered in my usual polite and
|
||
non-confrontational style. As you know, I have long
|
||
suspected that when Phil Spector started producing records
|
||
with his "wall of sound" effects, that he was subtly
|
||
influencing future generations of people who would
|
||
eventually try for the same conditions in their messages.
|
||
|
||
In an echo that not only smelled like fish, but
|
||
coincidentally is devoted to fish keeping, I posited a
|
||
theory that messages which started with a waterfall cascade
|
||
of drooling quotes followed by monosyllabic gruntings, might
|
||
not be the best application of the medium. Who would have
|
||
thought that my characterizations of such messages as
|
||
"moronic, cretinous, and literately maladroit" would have
|
||
provoked such near-frenzied opprobrium from users,
|
||
moderators and their sheep? You'd think that these people
|
||
would evince a modicum of embarrassment for allowing their
|
||
communications to devolve into witless sloth, but no...
|
||
molten sheets of AcetyleneMail lit up my netmail directory.
|
||
|
||
It gets worse. In an echo whose purpose is devoted to
|
||
writing. An echo, I might add, which curiously has more
|
||
mindlessly quoted text than a Jimmy Swaggart revival and
|
||
might more appropriately be renamed the "plagiarism" echo.
|
||
In this echo I have been chastised for referring obliquely
|
||
to the charms of Australians. (Please try not to choke on
|
||
that oxymoron, we're dealing with serious themes here and we
|
||
need all the concentration we can muster.) I was castigated
|
||
because my reference to the speech patterns was deemed to be
|
||
a racist act. There is a politically correct warning in
|
||
this...lit up in neon like Tipper Gore's moral crusade. The
|
||
world is no longer safe from humourless trolls who cannot
|
||
distinguish between parody and malice. I may have to move to
|
||
California immediately to get it over with.
|
||
|
||
I would write more, Visage, but a summer's vacation appears
|
||
to have had no beneficial effects on your secretary. She is
|
||
pointing a speargun at me and threatening mayhem. Her rage
|
||
really has nothing at all to do with the fact that I
|
||
returned with a brace of plattipii who have gotten into the
|
||
toner fluid and have begun to make amorous advances to the
|
||
fax machine. As a good a decent gesture, I think that we
|
||
should send your secretary to Australia where she is sure to
|
||
be won over by their social graces.
|
||
|
||
FidoNews 12-34 Page: 13 21 Aug 1995
|
||
|
||
Regards,
|
||
Doc Logger
|
||
Giant Clam School of Windsurfing,
|
||
Furlang Island, South Pacific
|
||
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Please ! Not in Public
|
||
by Bob Moravsik 2606/583
|
||
|
||
By pontific proclamation our beloved bop a rootie died on
|
||
July 31st. It was old, it was ignored, it was laughed at.
|
||
IT WAS TIME to do something with an over postured waste
|
||
of bandwidth. Boppy tried to be sold as a document of
|
||
<organ music on, echo on> "the backbone" but most simply
|
||
ignored it and went on with the routing pursuant to
|
||
the two party agreements.
|
||
|
||
The "the backbone" was posture to make newbees think that
|
||
this "backbone" was the mysterious source that one may suckle
|
||
at to recieve one's daily fix of echo mail. In reality
|
||
there is no real "backbone". Just many people stuffing
|
||
messages back and forth like 100's of routers do.
|
||
|
||
But then..what about this backbone "cult". The religion must
|
||
continue. Ahhh...rethoric to the rescue. Keep the
|
||
same object of control. Just change the name. After all
|
||
bop a rootie wasn't policy....it was "a procedure".
|
||
|
||
Take the same old worn out Rethoric..make believe
|
||
someone cares about it. Posture it, as if lots of newsbees
|
||
are "Frequently" asking these questions. Put it in the
|
||
form of Answers and make it Tivial:
|
||
|
||
Frequently Answered Rethotical Trivia. Then have it authored
|
||
by "Bruce" and we got:
|
||
|
||
Bruce's FART !
|
||
|
||
The same old smell ! The same old nonsense....control control
|
||
control. Fidonet is for communications....farting...well that
|
||
should be done in the privacy of ones home. Its all nonsense.
|
||
|
||
Need a link ?...no FARTing here !
|
||
|
||
Bob Moravsik
|
||
FidoNews 12-34 Page: 14 21 Aug 1995
|
||
|
||
|
||
Requiem to an Ansi Artist
|
||
by Michele Stewart
|
||
1:369/21
|
||
|
||
Requiem to an Ansi Artist!
|
||
|
||
Every once in a great while, someone comes along to touch your heart
|
||
and mind and maybe tickle your funny bone. It was 1990, or thereabouts,
|
||
when I first "met" Violet Stymacks, an ansi artist and sysop
|
||
extraordinnaire.
|
||
|
||
Violet would draw ansi's for the sysops in Fidonet and send them out
|
||
on her own dime, unsolicited but not unwanted. If the name of a board
|
||
struck her fancy, she would design an artful, beautiful sometimes
|
||
whimsical ansi screen and file attach it along to the sysop. She never
|
||
asked for money. She never asked for thanks. She never asked for
|
||
anything from anyone but she managed to make alot of people feel good.
|
||
|
||
It was said about her that she freely gave of her time and talents
|
||
to total strangers for nothing in return. You don't meet many people
|
||
like that anywhere, let alone in "Fight-O-Net". But there you have her.
|
||
|
||
On July 31, 1995, after a long and painful bout with cancer, Violet
|
||
died in her home, surrounded by her family. The joy and love she
|
||
brought to everyone during her lifetime will not be forgotten and Violet
|
||
has gained a form of immortality with her unselfish giving and beautiful
|
||
ansi art.
|
||
|
||
Her significant other, Ray Landers, is, of course, devastated by her
|
||
passing. As are many of us. He was one of the lucky ones to know her
|
||
as more than just another name in the nodelist. Together, they ran
|
||
Rhinoceros Kitchen (1:125/115), Violet's quirky humor determining the
|
||
perfect name to describe how she felt when in one. It was a homey place
|
||
and like alot of home kitchens, made one feel welcome and warm.
|
||
|
||
Unfortunately, Ray will be taking down Rhinoceros Kitchen and has no
|
||
idea if or when he will ever re-open it. Our love goes out to him, who
|
||
was so close to her. Together they made a small difference in our
|
||
world. We can only thank our own higher power (whatever that may be for
|
||
each of us) that Violet was allowed to touch our lives. No matter how
|
||
brief that touch was, it will always be remembered... as will Violet.
|
||
|
||
A full archive of Violet's ansi art can be found at ftp.netcom.com
|
||
/pub/ra/rayl/violet.zip.
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
========================================================================
|
||
Fidonews Information
|
||
========================================================================
|
||
|
||
FidoNews 12-34 Page: 15 21 Aug 1995
|
||
|
||
|
||
------- FIDONEWS MASTHEAD AND CONTACT INFORMATION ----------------
|
||
|
||
Editors: Donald Tees, Sylvia Maxwell
|
||
Editors Emeritii: Thom Henderson, Dale Lovell,
|
||
Vince Perriello, Tim Pozar
|
||
Tom Jennings
|
||
"FidoNews" BBS
|
||
FidoNet 1:1/23
|
||
BBS +1-519-570-4176, 300/1200/2400/14400/V.32bis/HST(DS)
|
||
|
||
more addresses:
|
||
Don -- 1:221/192, don@exlibris.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca
|
||
Sylvia- 1:221/194, max@exlibris.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca
|
||
|
||
(Postal Service mailing address)
|
||
FidoNews
|
||
128 Church St.
|
||
Kitchener, Ontario
|
||
Canada
|
||
N2H 2S4
|
||
|
||
voice: (519) 570-3137
|
||
sylvia: (519) 579-8029
|
||
|
||
Fidonews is published weekly by and for the members of the FIDONET
|
||
INTERNATIONAL AMATEUR ELECTRONIC MAIL system. It is a compilation
|
||
of individual articles contributed by their authors or their
|
||
authorized agents. The contribution of articles to this compilation
|
||
does not diminish the rights of the authors. Opinions expressed in
|
||
these articles are those of the authors and not necessarily those of
|
||
FidoNews.
|
||
|
||
Authors retain copyright on individual works; otherwise FidoNews is
|
||
Copyright 1995 Donald Tees. All rights reserved. Duplication
|
||
and/or distribution permitted for noncommercial purposes only. For use
|
||
in other circumstances, please contact the original authors, or the eds.
|
||
|
||
OBTAINING COPIES: The most recent issue of FidoNews in electronic
|
||
form may be obtained from the FidoNews BBS via manual download or
|
||
Wazoo FileRequest, or from various sites in the FidoNet and Internet.
|
||
PRINTED COPIES may be obtained by sending SASE to the above paper-mail
|
||
address.
|
||
|
||
INTERNET USERS: FidoNews is available via FTP from ftp.fidonet.org,
|
||
in directory ~ftp/pub/fidonet/fidonews.
|
||
|
||
Anyone interested in getting a copy of the INTERNET GATEWAY FAQ may
|
||
freq GISFAQ.ZIP from 1:133/411.0, or send an internet message to
|
||
fidofaq@gisatl.fidonet.org. No message or text or subject is
|
||
necessary. The address is a keyword that will trigger the automated
|
||
response. People wishing to send inquiries directly to David Deitch
|
||
should now mail to fidonet@gisatl.fidonet.org rather than the
|
||
previously listed address.
|
||
|
||
FidoNews 12-34 Page: 16 21 Aug 1995
|
||
|
||
SUBMISSIONS: You are encouraged to submit articles for publication in
|
||
FidoNews. Article submission requirements are contained in the file
|
||
ARTSPEC.DOC, available from the FidoNews BBS, or Wazoo filerequestable
|
||
from 1:1/23 as file "ARTSPEC.DOC". Please read it.
|
||
|
||
"Fido", "FidoNet" and the dog-with-diskette are U.S. registered
|
||
trademarks of Tom Jennings, and are used with permission.
|
||
|
||
' ' disgreement is actually necessary,
|
||
or we'd all have to get in fights
|
||
or semethin to amuse ourselves,,
|
||
and create the requisite chaos."
|
||
-Tom Jennings
|
||
-- END
|
||
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|
||
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