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26 lines
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It ain't pretty, it's SEA OF NOISE.
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Top 10 Reasons NOT to call SEA OF NOISE
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10. We don't have every echo know to _homo electronicus_.
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9. We don't have GIGS & GIGS of files.
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8. We don't have the latest dirty graphics some pimply adolescent
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scanned out of his dad's old magazines. (At a 100k a pop? Are
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you kidding?)
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7. We don't do Windows.
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6. We're too lazy to upgrade to RA 2.0.
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5. ANSI? What dat?
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4. The sysop subscribes to _National Review_.
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3. Sorry, 2400 bps required to download.
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2. When you ask for "access to the secret warez area, dood", the
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sysop ignores you.
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1. Two words: NO GAMES.
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You might want to call anyway, though, if you're interested in encryption,
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virii, h/p, a-life, & the emerging cyberculture. Besides, Bob said so.
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+1 203 886 1441
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...because information is not knowledge.
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