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It ain't pretty, it's SEA OF NOISE.
Top 10 Reasons NOT to call SEA OF NOISE
10. We don't have every echo know to _homo electronicus_.
9. We don't have GIGS & GIGS of files.
8. We don't have the latest dirty graphics some pimply adolescent
scanned out of his dad's old magazines. (At a 100k a pop? Are
you kidding?)
7. We don't do Windows.
6. We're too lazy to upgrade to RA 2.0.
5. ANSI? What dat?
4. The sysop subscribes to _National Review_.
3. Sorry, 2400 bps required to download.
2. When you ask for "access to the secret warez area, dood", the
sysop ignores you.
1. Two words: NO GAMES.
You might want to call anyway, though, if you're interested in encryption,
virii, h/p, a-life, & the emerging cyberculture. Besides, Bob said so.
+1 203 886 1441
...because information is not knowledge.