299 lines
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299 lines
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* Originally By: Owen E. Oulton
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______ _____________________
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( ____/\ ) | Kirk to Enterprise! |
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_(/ _ _ \)_ \_ __________________/
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\_ _/ _____/
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\____/
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______ _______________
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| ------ | | Fascinating!! |
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\| \ ^ |/ \_ ____________/
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\_ .. _/ _____/
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\____/
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_|__|_
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______ ________________
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| ////// | | He's dead, Jim! |
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_|/ ^ ^ \|_ \_ _____________/
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\_ .. _/ _____/
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______ _________________________
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| ------ | | Excelsior standing by... |
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_|/ - - \|_ \_ ______________________/
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\_ .. _/ _____/
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\____/
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______ ___________________
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| \\\\\\ | | Th'engines cannae |
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_|/ _ _ \|_ | stan' th'strrrain! |
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| \ = = / | \_ ________________/
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\_ _/ ||
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| /==\ | _____/
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\______/
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|______|
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/ | |__| \ / | \
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| | | (=(^)=)| |
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| | | iiii | |
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______ ______________
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| | | Singularity! |
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_|| _ _ ||_ \_ ___________/
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\_ .. _/ _____/
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\____/
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_|__|_
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_______|OOOO |_______
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______ ______________
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/______\ / \
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|| || | babblebabble |
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_|| - - ||_ | babblebabble |
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| \ * * / | \_ ___________/
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\_ _/ ||
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| __ | _____/
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\____/
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_______|0OO |_______
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/________________________\
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___-___ ________
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/ _-_ \ / \
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/| _-_ |\ | Qapla' |
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| | =\_-_/= | | \_ _____/
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| | _ | | _____/
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|_\__^__/_|
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_______|OO |_______
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/ ##### \
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/ ##O## -------------- \
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| | ##O## (^) | |
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______ ____________________
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( ) / \
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( ====== ) | I sense hostility! |
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( /------\ ) \_ _________________/
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( | @ @ | ) ||
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(( \ / )) _____/
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(( | == | ))
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((( \____/ )))
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(((( | | ))))
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((______| |______))
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/ \\ // \
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________ ______________
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| ______ | / \
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|/ \| | Engineering, |
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_| - - |_ | LaForge here! |
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| (IIIIIIII) | \_ ___________/
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\_ .. _/ ||
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| __ | _____/
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\____/
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_______|0OO |_______
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/________________________\
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...And finally...
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______ _______________
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/______\ / \
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|| || | Station log... |
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_|| _ _ ||_ \_ ____________/
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\_ .. _/ _____/
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\____/
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_______|OOO |_______
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/___________\/___________\
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______ ______________
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/______\ / \
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|| || | I was asleep |
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_|| ||_ | in a bucket! |
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| o||o | \_ ___________/
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\_ || _/ ||
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| __ | _____/
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\____/
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______ ____________________
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| /----\ | | Bajor for Bajorans! |
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_|| -<>- ||_ \_ _________________/
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(| |/ @<>@ \| | ||
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(*_\ .. /_/ _____/
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\\____//
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______| |______
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______ ___________________
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(/ \) | %#@*&+ Cardassian |
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_(| - - |)_ | equipment!! |
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| \| o o |/ | \_ ________________/
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\_ .. _/ ||
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| __ | _____/
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\____/
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_|__|_
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_______|?? |_______
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/___________\/___________\
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______ ______________
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|/ ) \| | Want to play |
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_|| - - ||_ | "doctor", |
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| \| @ @ |/ | | Jazdia? |
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\_ .. _/ \_ ___________/
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\____/ _____/
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_|__|_
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_______|0O |_______
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/___________\/___________\
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______ _______________
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|========| | Prepare to be |
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|========|==0 | assimilated... |
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-)-|| o (*)=|| \_ ____________/
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___ ___ ______________________
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|0))_______| | What's in it for me? |
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/ __________ \ \_ ___________________/
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\_) == (_/ _____/
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______ _________________________
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/ \ / \
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| --__-- | | Engage Cloaking device!
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\|| \\// ||/ \_ ______________________/
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\_ .. _/ _____/
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