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A Prosthetic Penises Production- File #2
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"Group Revue"
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Wrriten by: The Pusher
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Introduction: In today's "New Age" (as The Gunslinger/Dane puts it) of Apple
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piracy, there are currently four major groups. I'll be reviewing all of them.
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Note that this won't include the bullshit groups that release 1 ware and fade
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into the sunset. All of the groups here have been around for the past 3-4
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years (excluding USAlliance). By the way, look for my reviews in issue #2 of
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cDc's Cross Of Iron fanzine. And the next PP file coming soon, a fiction
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sci-fi story, "Space Merc Part VI" Oh yeah, one more thing. The order in which
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the groups were reviewed was determined by how good they are.
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Group Number One: First Class
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Not really a group at all, considering that only one member of the group,
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The Necromancer/Ralph still is in modeming. Two of the members, Dark
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Prophet/Matt and The Tailsman/Rob are writing software (like Alien Mind), and
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The Hitman/Greg is also working in the software business. The Necromancer, one
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of the best and most active cracker today, still cracks wares under the First
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Class name. There are 3 locals to him, Mindbender/Bob, The Baron/Greg, and
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Hijinx/Steve, who supply him and help with the cracks, but they aren't offical
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FC members. FC is generally accepted as the best group over the past few years.
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The Necromancer is planning to "retire" the FC name soon, so don't expect too
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much from them.
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Group Number Two: Digital Gang
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Digital Gang has released more wares than any other group in pirate history.
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Recently, they have been somewhat inactive, and the fact that the members of
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the group (The Triton/Eddie, Tom E. Hawk/Tyron, The Dragon Lord/Ron, The
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Sheik/Chris, Sir Mangar/Mike, and a few others) don't call out much makes it
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hard for anyone to know what the hell is going on with them. DG has a notorious
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reputation for "wars" and just about every member is hated by many people. Some
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of these conflicts include: A massive fight with The Bunnymen, arguing with the
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California Spec pirates (not exactly a popular group of people either), and
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most recently a war with The Legion which ended up with The Martyr/Mike, and
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Touch Tone/Bart threatening each other with guns.
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Group Number Three: Coast to Coast
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Coast to Coast wavers from active to inactive every few months. The general
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routine is for the group's members to drop out of piracy, and then a few months
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later a whole "new" CTC emerges. They then drop out, and the whole cycle starts
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again. The current members (Mr. Slick/Kent, Psycho/Dave, The Crasher/Roman,
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Chief Justice, and Fast Eddie) are about the 4th generation of Coast to Coast.
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And also the worst. The Crasher, Chief Justice, and Fast Eddie do nothing at
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all. Psycho does the easy cracks, and Slick the hard ones.
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Group Number Four: USAlliance
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The youngest group, and currently, the least liked. They started out as a local
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Maryland do-nothing group. After going though 20 members, they ended up with
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Body Glove/Sonny, Blue Adept/Alan, Codex Warrior/Doug, Rotten Apple/Steve, and
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me. We kicked The Crasher out, because he turned out to be a huge liar. (Not to
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mention a putz). The the plan was to quit USAlliance, and leave it to Rotten
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Apple and a few other members who didn't do much. Then we planned to start a
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new group. This plan never came to be, because...get this...no one could agree
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on a name for the new group. So we just kicked Rotten Apple out, and a war
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started between him and us, and he threatened to "Eradicate us from the modem
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world" with his "Project: Blue Boot". Soon after, I quit the group, when I
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started to get tired of them and their stupid "Ego Wars". Blue Adept then
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started to get heavily ragged because he claimed to be the original Blue Adept
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who was in Midwest Pirates Guild. It was obivious he was lying, and it got
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worse when he denied ever saying it.
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Well, there you go, "The Titans of Piracy."
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Now that I look at this file, I don't think very much of it, but I'm releasing
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it anyway.
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Call DRU, TWGSC, and TL.
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Now.
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"There would be no races if there were no racists."
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