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| WHERE IN THE USA IS CARMEN SANDIEGO? | Transferrable : Ring Lord and |
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| | Version by : The Talisman |
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| By: Ken Bull, Gene Portwood and | |
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| Laureen Elliot | Special Thanx : The Hitman |
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| SCRAPBOOK | Supplied by : Professor Prom |
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|______________________________________| The Dark Hold |
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| The Shrink |
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NOTE: Getting this cost us two of our | Mind Mechanic |
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best operatives! (Carmen hired | |
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both of them!!). | Documentation : Ring Lord |
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Watch your step | A == TOP GUN == release 10-27-86 |
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The Chief
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Sven Galli: What a find! It's hard to believe we met when Sven was leaving
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a Stones concert and tried to steal MY purse. Now he's one of
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the vilest of the V.I.L.E.
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Vital Statistics:
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Height - 5'10"
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Weight - 150 lbs
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Hair - Red
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Sign - Taurus
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Hobby - Hockey
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| Pancho's Villa | Souvenir of our first tete-a-tete
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| Nouvelle Tex-Mex | (He read my fortune in the refried
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| cousine | beans)
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Gypsy Rose Lasagna: Here's Gypsy too busy reading palms to eat her favorite
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food, tacos, so I'm doing it for her. Yum!!
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Met Gypsy at her combination tea room/used hub cap shop in East
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Plainsville. Walls were covered with her priceless collection of
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stolen rock and roll posters.
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Taboo subject: Never mention that blondes have more fun
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Favorite gem: Onyx (to match her hair)
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| 76ers | <---- Gypsy sold hubcaps to everyone on her favorite team.
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B.B.D. O'Brien: What a gal! Always willing to share her advertising knowledge
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with a co-worker. When I recruited her she was selling hot
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copies of Choplifter on a treet corner in San Rafael.
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Special talents:
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Plays accordian. Moonlight Sonata, her favorite piece. Great
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sandlot pitcher. Her dream is to explore Sinbad's cave.
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| Fisherman's Grotto #6 7/8"| We had lunch here after B.B.D.'s first job
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| Restaurant | for us. She confessed she hated her brown
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|___________________________| hair and was thinking of dyeing it peacock
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blue.
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Sheriff Paul Drive: Here's Paul entertaining his fellow workers down at the
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big supply depot. They're sure thrilled.
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Met the big Blond hunk on his way to a Crayfish Feed.
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| | A memento from Paul's Collection. His big
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| P H I L L I E S | dream is to see himself on one of these!
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Good at truck driving. Can do wheelies with his forklift!
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Name: "Sheriff" Paul Drive
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Occupation: Drug-store cowboy (unemployed)
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Favorite movie: Godzilla at the OK Corral
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Last book read: The Joy of Changing Your Oil Filter
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Ken Hartley Reed: Ken dining in style on fish sticks on the patio of his
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favorite restaurant, L'Olister Verde. I've been trying to
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convince him to put a streak in that moussy brown hair of
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his, but no luck so far.
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Achievements:
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1) Stole trophy from star forward after losing in a game of
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one-on-one.
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2) Won fifth-grade spelling bee. Winning word: spelunking.
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Talents:
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1) Can play Beethoven's Fifth backward on his harmonica!
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Titus Canby: We planned the Statue of Liberty heist between the first and
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second movements. Made Titus promise to wear a wig to hide his
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red hair.
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Name: Titus Canby
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Occupation: Lobsterman, safe cracker, thug
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Favorite Movie: Plan 9 from Outer Space
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Last book read: The Carlsbad Caverns Diet
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Favorite drink: Clam juice
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Favorite team: San Francisco 49'ers
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Mylar Naugahydee: This was taken at the Street Merchant's Institute for
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Advanced Studies where Myler is on the faculty.
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Real name: Mylar Naugahyde
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Alias: Kard Shark
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Alias: Phantom of the Opera
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Favorite sayings:
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Blonds have more fun.
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Pass the grits.
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Wanna bet?
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| | <--- Souvenir from a day at the ballpark with Mylar.
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| New York |
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Brenda and Cobina Vanderbelt: Double trouble! Off to the big game and a day
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of fun, fun, fun for the dynamic duo.
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How to tell them apart:
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1. Brenda has an extra tooth.
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2. Cobina stirs her coffee with a teaspoon; Brenda uses a tablespoon.
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3. Brenda's hair color is Bleeding Heart #5; Cobina's is Fire Engine
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Gloss.
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Special Talents:
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Lip reading
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Karate
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Cave crawling
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Dancing the tango
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Cooking terrific gumbo
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| | I lost a bundle on this game, and
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| NFC 1981 | didn't like the Dolly Parton concert
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| Playoff Game | that night either.
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Karl La Fong: Mud peddler extraordinaire! Karl's 1,000th sale at Fragrant
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Pines Marina and Ski Lodge Estates. What a guy. (He looks
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much better since he dyed his hair black.)
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Page from Kar's datebook. Picked this up from the floor of the Tacoteria.
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Need to warn Karl. Stuff like this could be used for blackmail.
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8:00 Meet Carmen for breakfast at Casa Blana for huevos rancheros
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10:00 Palm reading at Madam Lasagna's
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12:45 Get V.H. Pencil to change oil in car
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7:00 Tape the Chicago Bears game!!
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8:30 Wendy Pauper concert
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Polly Esther Fabrique: Taken after the big game and not a brown hair out
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of place! Final Score: All Stars 4 Drag Nets 3
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| | Souvenir of dinner at Polly's favorite
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| Oysters R' Us | restaurant. She sang "The Bell Song"
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| Restaurant | between coffee and dessert. Got a standing
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Hobbies:
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Needlepointing scened of famous disasters
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Playing old Caruso records
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Designing tarot cards
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Heidi Gosikh: My favorite blonde. This was taken the day she went to the
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Waylon Jennings show. She was so excited.
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Haven't tried this one yet.
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| From the Kitchen of Hiedi Gosikh |
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| Southern Fried Chicken Mysterioso|
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| 1) Steal one medium size chicken |
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| for each four guests... |
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| 2) Pluck |
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| (over) |
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Strengths: Genius with an oil can and wrench. No troubles with your
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getaway car when tuned by this lady.
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Weaknesses: Don't plan a job when a hockey game's on the tube. Better
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yet, don't even call.
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Venus H. Pencil: Taken on her last day on the job. Oh well, word processing's
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loss is crime's gain. She'll have to take out her
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aggressions on the sink now. (She's one terrific goalie).
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Best used to distract a crowd. Also good playing goalie.
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Bio:
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Former word proecessor.
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Sang lead in "Barber of Seville"
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Co-authored "The Scarlett O'Hara Cookbook"
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Wrote article on why blondes have more fun
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| Lost to M.Naugahyde (Poker)| $500 | 00 | last caper. Have to talk
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| Bookstore Purchaise | $15 | 95 | to her about these!
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| "Reparing your Borgward" | | |
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| Tires Chic Beauty Salon | $35 | 00 |
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Wendy Pauper: Half-time madness! Wendy and the lead guitarist from Reeking
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Sewage tear things up at the stadium.
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Great addition to the team! Recruited her 8/15 from a club on the
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outskirts of Cleveland. Cooks great chicken creole.
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She never misses a Miami Dolphins game! (The team even gave her own
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helmet.) Tood bad it'll cover her gorgeous red hair . . .
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Lost again in the lottery! Next time we pull a job in Vegas,
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I'm going to show her the ropes.
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Alexander Graham Edison: Alexander engaged in his (and my) favorite
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sport (basketball).
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| | Souvenir of our first date. I listend to this
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| Second Stage's | while he fixed his carburetor. Too bad I don't
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| The opera - CARMEN | like opera.
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Notes: This blushing brown-haired beauty was a lineman laid off by the
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local phone company when I met him in a we-never-close fried
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chicken bar. He was planning to use his training to becaome a
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freelance gene splicer until I convinced him to sign up with
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V.I.L.E.
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Benjamin Hana: The chef picks his "menu" for tomorrow with a little help from
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a "friend". (Just horsing around, of course.)
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Jet black hair (just like mine!), impish grin, cute little ears, and
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cooks a terrific shrimp creole. So glad we met when we did.
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Employment history:
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Martial arts instructor
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Goalie for Calgary Flames
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Backup guitar man at the Palomino Western Bar
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Benjamin's Folly! (betting on horses)
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The only good tips he's had lately are on
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asparagus, not horses.
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[Note: The Scrapbook (original) contained pictures of various items which I ]
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[ have done my best to give you an accurate representation of. (this ]
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[ was impossible in the case of pictures of the suspects which aren't ]
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[ really necessary anyways.) -RL ]
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Total typing time (approx.) for both files: 1 hour 15 minutes
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Written 10/27/86 by Ring Lord
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