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| Getting a Fake Driver's License |
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| By The Sultan |
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| [The Author Reserves No Copyrights] [February 26, 1986] |
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So, you're only 17 or 18 years old and damn, you sure could use a good six
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pack of Bud. But, you know, your 23 year old friend happens to be out of town
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and he is getting little tired of buying your beer. Why not get your own
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driver's license and add a few years.
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Well, there isn't any way you can just walk into the Department of
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Licensing and say, "Give me a license." They'd sooner give you head! So, this
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is what you do. Crank out six bucks and send away for a fake I.D. Tell them
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your age (i.e., 21.) Send that I.D. to a house where nobody lives. Then, haul
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out your birth certificate, and make a photcopy. White out your birthdate and
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then type in your own. Make another photocopy. Voila! Fake birth certificate.
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Now, go into the D.O.L. and lay down your I.D. and your birth certificate
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and say, I need a driver's license. Of course, you will have to take a driver's
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test (unless you only ask for a D.O.L. I.D.,) but when you are done, you have a
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license you can use and abuse. If you get caught, show the fuzz your fake I.D.
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Here's an address for obtaining a fake I.D.:
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(Send a complete description and photo)
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Carroll Studios
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Box 29001T
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Chicago, IL 60629
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This place also has fake certificates (birth, divorce, college, high
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school, baptismal, will, marriage, etc.) Have fun.
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| Another Goodie From |
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| The Sultan |
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| Special Thanks To: The Goobler, The Horizontal Butcher, and |
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| The Dorker |
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