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ding dong ditch
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Written by: Jonin Meka of The Black Hand Society
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Ding dong ditch (DDD) is probably one of the simplest forms of terrorism
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known. It is played by millions and is also the check point for a future
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terrorist. What I mean is that we a kid first plays DDD he sub-consciously
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decides if he will be a terrorist. I still love to play this game but I add
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little things here and there like ringing the door bell,running,and then
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shooting the moron who answers with a BB gun or with a rock shot with a wrist
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rocket. Other things are possible too such as ringing the doorbell, and not
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running. This takes great courage and I find it stupid but extremely funny !
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Like the time my friend rang some morons doorbell then pretended to be
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selling....well shall I say sexual protection for both men and women. There
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was one problem with this though- while my friend was talking I couldn't stop
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cracking my head off ! So finally when the moron decided to (I can't believe
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this happened) buy some I just had to stop the humility by taking an M-80 and
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shooting it (with the Wrist Rocket) through the guys window. Boom ! That was
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the end of "Trojan Distributing Western New York Division." (God was that a
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laugh!)
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