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HOW TO MAKE PORTABLE BLOWGUNS
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By: Bob the Roach
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This is a phile on how to make simple but efective blowguns that can be
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shot 50 feet with a good powerful breath, easily concealed, and extremely
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accurate if made right (I shit you not).
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YOU WILL NEED: 1. A large drinking straw
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2. A few 2 inch needles
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3. A few pencil erasers
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4. Some scotch tape
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5. An X-Acto knife (or razor blade or scissors)
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The straw should have a fairly large opening. (so you can fit the dart in)
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A Mcdonalds straw will work good and a 7-11 slurpee straw will work also,
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but you have to cut off that fucking useless spoon like thing at the end of
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it. Next you need to go to K-mart to steal a bunch of 2 inch needles.
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You also need a bunch of pencil erasers (the ones at the end of a PENCIL
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NOT those great big blocks of pink rubber) Carefully take them out of the
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pencils without ripping them. If the metal thing comes off with it remove
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it and throw it out. The eraser should be about 3/4 of a centimeter long.
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(cut it if it isn't) Now put the eraser onto the the needle a centimeter
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down. You should be able to drop it through the straw and not have it get
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stuck. (If it does, get a smaller eraser or a fatter straw) Ok, now to
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make the fins. Take some scotch tape (a centimeter wide; if it isn't cut it)
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and fold it over itself and make some fins at the end of the needle with the
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hole in it. Trim the extra tape of so it easily slides through the straw.
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Your dart should look something like this:
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(tape)
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\ (eraser)
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}}-------##--
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(needle)
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Now take a deep breath and put your dart in the end of the straw your mouth
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will go on and blow hard through the straw. (Breathe in before you put the
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straw to your mouth: do NOT suck air in through the straw unless you have
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shit for brains or want a doctor removing a needle from the inside of your
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neck!
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If it doesn't work JUST like you want it to, you might want to ajust the
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dart by moving the eraser up and down the needle a little bit, or try redoing
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the fins. This usualy helps me. Well, have phun doing what you want with it.
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I don't care.
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-Bob the Roach
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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