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.-. (*> How To Shoplift <*) .-.
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.-. (*> Written By: ZiGGY <*) .-.
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Ever since my interest in G-Philes, I haven't seen anything dealing with one
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of the most important things one must know. That is shoplifting. There are
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certain things a person MUST know when trying to do this, because it is easy to
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get yourself caught if you are not careful. Here are some tips that can make
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your experience in shoplifting more rewarding and less dangerous to your
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freedom.
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1) Don't be too noticable. Dont wear clothes that could attract the
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attention of the store owner (orange, flourescent, etc.). Try to blend in with
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the woodwork.
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2) Dont act like you are in any great hurry, or you might look suspicious.
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Casually walk in and take what you need and casually walk out. NEVER, I repeat
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NEVER run.
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3) If possible, get a friend to go with you and attract the store owner's
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attention while you steal things from behind his back.
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4) If you get caught, dont try to violentley escape from him and run away,
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you should act real sorry and cry if you can and he might let you go. If he
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decides to press charges, never admit to the crime.
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5) Be on the lookout for plainclothes police men who seem to be looking
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around at everyone. If you think you see one of these people, leave the store
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immeadiatley and come back another day when the asshole isnt there.
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6) It is better to shoplift in a place with many different means of escape,
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like a mall is a great place because you can just go from store to store. If a
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chase should occur, go to the area that has the biggest crowds, and go into a
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store and hide somewhere until you can can get out of the store.
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7) Do not spend a lot of time trying to hid the merchandise that you are
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stealing. A good time to steal things is in the fall and winter because you
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can just slip them into your coat and walk out of the place.
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8) Look out for one-way mirrors. If you are in a department store where
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there is a big mirror in front of you, do not steal anything from there. There
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is often someone sitting right behing the mirror watching everything you do.
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Conclusion- i hope this phile will help you in your further ventures into the
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stores. Steal what you can and get out. DO not go to the same one every day.
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And above all, just use your common sense. It isnt that hard....
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