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þárotherhood of Gíds and âetardsþ
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"How to Get Free Oakley Sun Glasses"
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by õungle õimmy
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This file is going to tell you how you can get free oakley sun
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glasses from the manufacturer. This is very easy to do but you have to
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have it all planned out.
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The first thing that you are going to do is go and look at the
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glasses and pick which one you want to get. You can pick FrogSkins, Razors,
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Razorblades, M-frames and many more!!Go and pick out one of the glasses that
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they make. Now that you know what kind of glasses that you want to recieve
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you have to find out the 1-800 number to dial..Well I will do that for you.
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Dial 1-800-733-6255.. Once you dial this up you are going to have to know
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your stuff.. They are going to ask you about what kind of glasses that you
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sent to them..Who you sent them with(ie. UPS)..What was wrong with them..
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To answer these questions you have to be prepaired..Pick one of the
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shipping companies that you know. You could say UPS, Federal Express, or
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some other ones..It really doesn't matter..You have to know what kind of
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glasses that you sent to them. You need to find out what was wrong with
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these sunglasses. One thing that you could say was that the side piece was
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worped and they sat wrong on my head, or that the lense had tons of scratches
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in it and I hadn't even used them yet. Then they are going to ask you where
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you bought them. Well just say that you are from "Idaho" or whatever state
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you are from, and say that you bought them while skiing in Colorado, or
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Utah. Therefore you can not remmeber who you bought them from..I also don't
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have the receipt becasue it was sent to you in the mail. UPS did say that
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they shipped it to you and you recieved it.
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Once you get through with all of these questions and they tell you
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they will send you a pair and that they are sorry for the inconvenince, you
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have done what you set out to do and now you have a cool pair of $100
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sunglasses being delivered to you..
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Thanks,
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Jungle Jimmy
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