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MAFiA presents...
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STEALING A CAR AND WHAT
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TO DO WITH IT
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OVERVIEW
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Have you ever needed a ride, to get to mexico or some place out of state?
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Well, I will include several proven ways (ways I have done myself) to get
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(steal) a car.
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WHAT TO DO WITH EVERY STOLEN CAR
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When you have stolen a car, make sure to replace the license plates
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with a car exactly the same, but not stolen. If you have an enemy with
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the same type of car, take the stolen license plates, and place them on
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his car, and place the clean license plates on the stolen car. Now if
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he ever gets pulled over, he'll go to jail! NEVER EVER drive the car
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in the same neighborhood it was stolen in, or keep the car for more
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than a few days. A friend of mine (a stupid friend of mine) stole a car,
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got it painted and switched license plates on it, but drove it around for
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about 6 months. He even told his parents he bought it..then one day, he
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got pulled over on the freeway, and since the registration or insurance
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didnt match, the police checked the VIN number (a serial code engraved on
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the car) and the car came up as stolen, and he got 2 years probation. I
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have taken two cars to Mexico (Tijiuana) and sold them off for 500
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dollars a piece and taken a bus back to California. If you know a chop shop
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then sell the car there, just dont keep the car any longer than you need too,
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unless you want to get caught!
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STEALING THROUGH WORK
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Ok, if you have a job at a gas station, a auto body shop, a auto paint
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shop or a auto detailing shop, you can do this procedure. Basicaly
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you just need a job where people leave their cars there for a couple of
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days with the keys. Ok, when you see a nice car available, have a friend
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stop by, and give him the key to the car, and have him take it to a locksmith
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and make a duplicate of it. Then look in the registration box and write
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down the adress of where the owner lives. Once your friend has the duplicate
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made, get him to bring the original keys and the duplicate back and put the
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original keys where you got them and keep the duplicate. Ok, about 1 month
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later after the owner has picked up their car, go to their house (usualy
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when you are ready to make your trip) around 2 - 3 am, open the door, and
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drive off with the car as if it was yours.
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VALET PARKING
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I have gotten lucky with this way once down in LA. Go near a decently fancy
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resturaunt, and bring an easel, and a large white sign with fancy black
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lettering that says Valet parking. Wear black pants, a white button shirt,
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bow tie, and a red coat. Now, set up your easel and put on the sign and stand
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out side semi close the entrance. You wouldnt believe how many people give
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you keys to their cars and even give you a tip! Once you get the car, take
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it to Mexico quick, or strip what ever pieces you need from the car, be sure
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not to leave ANY finger prints inside the car, especialy if you are going
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to abandon it.
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HOTWIRING
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You need a screwdriver (or a lock punch) and an oral B tooth brush to do
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this. Go to a parking lot (with no security) and go feeling door handles
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until you come across one that is unlocked, ok, go inside the car, and
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Pop the key hole off the ignition, this is hard to do on newer cars, and
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I advise using a lock punch instead of a screwdriver. Pry in the screw
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driver inbetween the metal and the plastic dash, and pry all edges untill
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finaly the ignition key hole pops off. Then you will notice a slot for
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the key, insert your Oral B toothbrush inside it (not the side with bristles
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you dumb fuck) and turn..there you go, the car is started and your off to
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your destination.
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SUMMARY
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Stealing a car is easy, keeping it without getting busted is nearly
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impossible, always drive as safe as possible, dont be some dumb fuck
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Evil Kaneval. ALWAYS clean every part of the car after abandoning one
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because you dont want police knocking on your door with your finger
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prints.
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THIS FILE HAS BEEN PRESENTED BY MAFiA - ALL RIGHTS WORTH JACK SHIT
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