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= HOW TO GET FREE MEALS IN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS =
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= Brought to you by RENEGADE <<RAF>>, the author of STREETWISE SELF DEFENCE =
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= and MURPHY'S LAWS =
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DISCLAIMER :
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IF YOU GET CAUGHT YOU HAVE TO PAY THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THAT, NOT ME !!!!
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Okay I gonna tell you a true story...You'll learn a lot of things from it...
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A well-dressed man with one little boy enters in a VERY EXPENSIVE restaurant.
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They sit down, look the menu and take the more expensive and delicious things,
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from the antipasto to the dessert. When they have finished, the man asks the
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waiter for the bill. When received, he has a quick look at it, he whispers
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something to the child, then he says to the waiter : "Oooh I'm sorry but now I
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can't pay the bill in cash. I'm going to take my Credit Card I left in my big
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car....Meanwhile, could you watch over my son until i'll be back please ?".
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He disappears. Half an hour. One hour. The waiter becomes impatient and says
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to the young boy : "Hey boy, where did your father go ?"
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ANSWER : I really don't know Sir, and he is NOT my father...He picked me up in
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the street and said "Come with me to the reastaurant; if you always
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call me dad, you can eat whatever you want !!!!"
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