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| -- Anti Consumerism -- |
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| A handy little fun-filled guide on how |
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| _| Compiled by: N. Master |_ |
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| | Produced by: Riff Raff | |
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Chapter the First: Freshman Orientation
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This phile was compiled to assist those of us who like to live on the
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edge of sanity, those of us who like to tempt fate, and even those of us who
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are simply practical. These shopping techniques are by no way endorsed by
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this organization, yet at one time or another, one or more of them may be
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called for, and, thenceforth, utelized. I have never yet met anybody who has
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not employed one of these following actions, nor do I think I ever shall, as
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it is common knowledge that, "Drastic times call for drastic measures." With
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this in mind, let us continue...
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Chapter the Second: Simple ShopLifting
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The key to ALL forms of shoplifting is to not get caught. The entire
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"sport" is centered around this, as getting caught sucks. With this goal in
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mind, a brief "guideline" should probably be established so that we can be
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sure that this unfortunate occurance doesn't come about.
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A shoplifter is recognized by the American Heritage Dictionary to be "One
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who steals goods on display in a store." So, how to do this with a decent
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amount of safety? Well, to smuggle the item out of the store, you need to do
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so without looking like you have it, quite obviously. So, whenever you target
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what you want, (like a pack of 10 disks, for example), wear a jacket. It
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doesn't have to have mega amounts of room, but just enough to snugly fit the
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desired item. I have found that wearing a t-shirt under a buttondown shirt
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works rather well, as I can fit the box inbetween the shirts, and have the
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jacket covering it all, oblivious to public view. Don't forget to "tuck in"
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the shirts into your pants. You may make as many trips as you want, you've
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got all the time in the world. Just pretend you're "browsing" or looking for
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your mother, or something to that extent.
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Bookstores have been found to be exceptionally easy to lift from for this
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item, as they have the disks onhand, yet they lack a security system as they
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wouldn't think that anybody would want to risk imprisionment for a lousy three
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dollar-and-fifty-cent book. Stake out the area which to have targeted first,
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though. If they have a security system, it's most often going to be obvious
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to discourage participation in this act. Radio Shacks are good, also, as they
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have Tandy security systems, which never work in the first place. But never
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forget, don't ever try to lift anything which you can't easily conceal, nor
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try to lift something that is in clear view of an employee, as they are
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trained to trust nobody, and to check out every suspicion. And always keep
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in mind that if you're caught, you will be forcefully suspended from this
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sport for extended periods of time, namely, imprisioned. But, what the hell,
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you only live once.
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Chapter the Next: Plastic 'Pursing
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Carding. Truly, every phreak knows about it, yet few really know how to
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do this with a fair amount of safety. Getting caught on this offense is even
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more dangerous than shoplifting, as it can carry a sentence of grand larsony
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if the object is something like a hard drive or such. So, safety becomes even
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more essential. Some tips...
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Trashing. Probably the easiest way to get ahold of some ready-to-use
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card numbers. Just wait 'till nightfall, get some flashlights, and drive up
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to a local store. Most trash bins are unlocked, so, don't be bashful, jump
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right on inside, and start digging through the trash, (hence the name trashing
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of course). Sooner or later, you'll run across a bunch of carbons, with the
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card numbers and customer names inscribed therein. Employees are SUPPOSED to
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rip carbons up, but almost half of the time they fail to do so, or rip them in
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such a lackluster manner that the pieces are still connected. So, gather all
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the carbons you can find together in a bag, to sort out and piece together at
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home. When you have sufficiently trashed a can, then you've got to decode the
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ones you've found. With a little time and effort on your part, this can be
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easily accomplished.
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Drop points - MUST be had, as you can NEVER have the object delivered to
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your home address, especially as it doesn't match that on the card. Doing
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this will lead to your immediate prosecution upon delivery. Not the kind of
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thought that should cross your mind. After thorough experimentation and
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examination of various types of drop points, everyplace from a vacant house
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which is for sale to the local school has been tried, yet the best place has
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been determined to be a P.O. Box, as they are relatively untracable. But, you
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ask, HOW to I get one? Well...
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The post office requires some identification to issue a box to you, so it
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is of utmost importance that you attain some. Read the last name off of the
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carbon that you have chosen to use, and consult your local phone books to see
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where the subject lives. In this operation, it is obviously best to choose a
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name which is less used, unlike Smith. In this way, you can find their home
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address and other needed information right Ma Bell's own publishing. To get
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the actual identification, (preferably a driver's license), go to the local ID
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maker. They exist everywhere, so don't complain that there aren't any near
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you -- you just haven't been looking hard enough. Get the ID made out in the
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name found on the carbon, so that you can get the box in that name. Leave no
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loose strings that, upon pulling, could lead to your prosecution.
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What do you want? Computer materials are the most difficult items to get
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as most carders are computer enthusiasts, so, they look out for this sort of
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thing. When you call the place to order, be real and DON'T stammer like a
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preadolescent. It's a sure tipoff. Also, call from a payphone, like in the
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mall, in case they verify the phone number they gave you. You do this in case
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they are REALLY thorough and make a match of your phone number and address.
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If they don't match, you don't want the improper number to be your own, or you
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are, once again, busted. It's good to use a phone in the mall so that you can
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sit around and wait for a return call without being bored out of your skull.
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It's been determined relatively safe to assume that they won't call if they
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haven't done so in an hour or two. Once you're done with this, it's just a
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matter of time, waiting to see if they didn't run across any bugs. If you
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don't get it, then they found a discrepancy with your information, or found
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out that you were a fraud. But, you have nothing to worry about, you haven't
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lost anything, you gave it a good try, so "if at first you don't succeed, try,
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try again." However, never use the same number twice. This is a somewhat
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tedious procedure, but if you follow it, you run no risk. Better to be safe
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than sorry...
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Chapter the Fourth: Phinancial Phraud
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Exactly how DOES the store know how much an item is? They, like you,
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look at the pricetag, of course. In many stores, tag switching is childsplay,
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you can peel off the old tag, replace it with another, or, if you're a bit
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lucky, you'll espie a tagging gun somewhere in the immediate vicinity. I hope
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I don't have to tell you how to use that to your advantage... Yet, in other
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stores, such as clothing stores and such, they stick the tags to the item with
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a plastic "chain," supposedly untamperable, unbreakable. Simply with a knife
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and a lighter, you can switch tags so that you only have to pay what you WANT
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to pay for the item. But how is this done, you ask...?
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First, cut off the tags of the items which you want to switch between
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with the knife. Next, get the "desirable" tag, and, by passing the two ends
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of it through the base of the flame, (so as to prevent carbon staining), melt
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the tag's ends together, so that it looks untampered with. Once the smell
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dissapates, check out your handiwork. If there is any extra plastic on the
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sides, whittle that off with the knife, so that it looks normal. Then, unless
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the store has a LISystem, or Laser Identifying System, you're all set. If the
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"new" price isn't TOO outrageous, you're in biz. A little tip: Don't put a
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$0.50 price tag on a $45.00 item. They're going to notice. Be real. But,
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this really works. However, due to the procedure, this has to be done in a
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rather large store, such as The Gap or Caruso Caruso. Have fun...
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-Anti Consumerism- is a TradeMark of DeadMan Operations and Activities, Inc.
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(K)opyWrong 1986 All Rights Phucked
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[_|_] This Phile Was Compiled By The Phollowing [_|_]
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Riff Raff Ninja Master Acid Reign The CutPurse
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[^] Especial Thanx To Ninja Master For Donating The Idea And The Thought [^]
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