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MAFiA presents...
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IMPROVED WAYS OF CHEATING
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AT SCHOOL
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Now, here are some great ways to cheat, use them to your needs.
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1. Take a baseball card size piece of paper with all your
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answers on it, and tape it to the back of the seat of
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the person that sits in front of you.
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2. Take a gum wrapper, write your answers on the insides
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of it, wrap up your gum and put it back in the pack.
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When your taking your test, you notice you have bad
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breath, so you take out a piece of gum, geez that
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wrapper sure does come in handy. Throw it away at
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the end of the test.
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3. Take a footlong piece of paper, about a thumbs width,
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and write all your answers on it, then roll it up from
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both ends like a scroll and put a rubber band on it.
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Just palm it in your hand until you need it, then un-
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roll it.
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4. To cheat off other people, get a friend to keep the teacher
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busy, ask her(him) a question by going to her desk, or
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getting her to go to him. Then do the same for him, this
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way you can use a cheat sheet, or just copy. To signal
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to your friend when you need the teacher busy, just cough
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or clear your throat.
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5. After the first person turns in a test, (you want most
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people to be still taking the test) walk up the aisle
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like you are going to turn yours in, now read the peoples
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tests as you go up, look for answers that you need, then
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right when you get to the desk, pretend like you forgot
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something, and go back to your seat and write the answers.
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6. If it is one of those tests where you use your own paper,
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take a sheet of paper, write all the info you need with pencil
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and then take your test. When you are finished, erase the
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incriminating info.
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*** NOTE ***
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THERE ARE MANY OTHER WAYZ YOU CAN
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CHEAT, THESE JUST WORK THE BEST
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WAY. DONT BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT
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ON ACING THE SCAN TRON, I'VE TRIED
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EVERY SINGLE WAY YOU'VE HEARD OF,
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NONE WORK.
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COMING SOON: SCHOOL: HOW TO SURVIVE
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L8ER DAYZ, MANY LAYZ
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FOLLOW MY WORD, GET ALL
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A'S.
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DISCLAMER
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The author takes no responsibilty for who gets busted cheating
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or what dumb fuck gets a 4.0 in school because of this file.
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THIS FILE HAS BEEN PRESENTED BY MAFiA - ALL RIGHTS WORTH JACK SHIT
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