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FILE: HOW TO CHEAT AT SCHOOL TESTS- BY: THE DATA BLITZ
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I'm sure that you have cheated, bu there are a few quesions involved here.
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What method did you use? Were you caught? And, how successful were you? In
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this tutorial, I hope to do the following things for you:
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1) Perhaps show you some new methods.
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2) How not to get caught.
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3) And, when to use what method.
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The first thing that you want to keep in mind when you are going to cheat, is
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"don't get caught." The reason for this is, not just because of the fact of
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being caught, but also being able to get away with it without arousing
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suspicion.
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Here are some methods of which to use:
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PEN-DROPPING ROUTINE- If you can't get the answer, you'll want to get it from
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someone who knows it. So try this, drop your pen on the ground, and glance up
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at the person's paper on your way back to your desk. (Easy cheat!)
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CRIB-NOTES- This is one of the most familiar ones. Write the answers on a
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small piece of paper, and keep it in your hand.
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POCKET-CHEAT- This is basically the same as the crib notes one, but you keep
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the paper in a shirt pocket (open) and hav it you can glance down and peek an
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answer.
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LEG-SPREAD CHEAT- I'm not sure, but I think that I may have made this one up.
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It's very simple. All you have to do, is write the answers on a piece of
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paper, and put it between your legs. When you need and answer, spread em'!!
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CODE-CHEAT- This is very similar to all of the rest of them. You write the
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answers in a coded form of which you can only understand. I find this to be
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the safest, because if you are caught, the teacher will just think that's it's
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a bunch of gibberish.
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LOOK-AROUND CHEAT- ANYONE who can't figure out this one, must have a negative
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I.Q.!! It's basically common logic. All you do is look aroung the room for
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maps, lists of words, anything that might give you a clue to the answer.
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Well, now that you know most of the familiar methods, you have to know how to
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use them wisely. Here are some tips to keep from getting caught:
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1) Make sure no one is looking when you cheat! (DUH!)
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2) Don't look puzzled. If you do, the teacher will keep an eye on you.
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3) Watch out for those little "tattle-tale pricks!!"
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4) Do the cheat quickly without any interruptions.
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Now that you have a good idea on how to cheat, HAVE FUN!!!!
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