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How to Break In to a House By: Jim Meeker
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Okay You Need:
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1. Tear Gas or Mace
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2. A BB/Pelet Gun
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3. An Ice Pick
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4. Thick Gloves
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What You Do Is:
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1. Call the ###-#### of the house, or ring doorbell, To find out if
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they're home.
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2. If they're not home then...
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3. Jump over the fence or walk through gate (whatever).
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4. If you see a dog give him the mace or tear gas.
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5. Put the gloves on!!!!!!!
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6. Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks.
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7. Push the ice-pick through the hole (made by the BB gun).
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8. Enter window.
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9. FIRST...Find the LIVING ROOM. (they're neat things there!).
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10. Then goto the Bed-room to get a pillow case. Put the goodies in
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the pillow case.
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11. Get out <-* FAST! -*>
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Notes: You should have certian targets worked out (like computers,
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Radios, Ect.,Ect.). Also <-* NEVER *-> Steal from your own
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neigborhood. If you think they have an alarm...<-* FORGET IT! *->.
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