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//Welcome to The king's meaning's\\
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//of how to kick some-one's ASS!\\
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______________________________
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This letter should not be read
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by Minors! Or those Sick in the
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Head!!!
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Welcome back to another one of the King's addition of Violence. This a good
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way to deffand your-self if you come to a situation and you must use
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physical force. Now just follow these ruls when you fight and you might just
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Win. but only if you know what to do!
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1. If some jerky comes up to you and tells you to fuck right off you can do
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one of two things. you can a: insult him back or b: hit him hard in the
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gut.
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2. If you done A in number one you can expact him to hit you. Look at his
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hands the one you see moving back is the one that is going to hit you with
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so look and when he puls it up move your hand up and block it. then with
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your other free hand hit him on the jaw! (if you put a lot of power into it
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you might even knock him out!) |\O
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3. If you done B in number one and he does't hit you back and runs/walks away
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then you might get charged! but if he hits you back then grab his shirt
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coler with your weak hand and with your powerful hand hit him non-stop
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in the jaw,nose, or for-head (constant hiting in these areas may make him
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k.o. (k.o.=knock out!) |\0
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4. Now let me tell you about weapons (scince the rest is based on weapons!)
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anything can be a weapon when you fight! even a simple twig! how can a
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twig be a weapon you ask? Well if you are on the ground get up holding
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the twig and stab him in the leg! (he wont kick your ass anymore! trust
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me on that one!) well back to weapons! If your walking along the
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side-walk and some one grabs you around the neck holding a knife and
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threating to cut your neck grab his arm, lung the arm stright over your
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sholder and pull it down (you will snap elbo the joint.)
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5. If some one is holding a knife to you (must be a few inches from you) as
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he blinks use your right hand to hit him right on the palm, as your
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doing that, with your left hit him on the nuckles of the same hand
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if you hit him hard enough you'll pop his hand off the socket!
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as he is screaming grab his head pull it down towards your waste lift
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your knee and slam it in his Face (the fucker will go down! then you can
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call the cops or steel his money and WALK away! if you run some one will
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call the cops on you. Only run if the cops are coming after you.! |\<>
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6. THE BATTAL IN THE SCOOL YARD!
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If the bully picks on you, you must kick his ass for the chicks/guys
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there. When he comes towards you he might whant something in your lunch-
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box. But what he doesent know WILL hurt him!
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Let your mom but HOT, REALLY HOT coffe in your thermiss as he grabs you
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tell him you got some good Necter to offer him. as he looks throw the
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coffe in his face as he grabs his face knee him in the balls.
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he'll go down! If you relly hate him grab a hand full of sand and put
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in his mouth. If he is k.o'ed kick him in the ribs!
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when the cops come tell them it was Self Deffance! you'll get off scot-
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free and you'll have all the chicks/guys!! |/)
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7. When on the street and some punk comes up to you and whants to fuck you
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up hit him in the nose with all your might (I had fights with these ass
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holes and they are relly hard! Its like there bones wont break I only
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lost once to them and thats because I had a few jump me as he was
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losing. If you dont have a lot experance run from them.)
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well i will tell you what to do if you are experanced.
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Grab any thing hard near by and SMACK the fuck'in guy in the head!
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when the others rush you Kick,Smack,And hit anywhere., where ever you
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land them is good! (hope you can take them?!?) |\0
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8. Well im tired of writing so if you whant more wait and call the bbs where
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you got this at! Or in the next issue i'll include a form that you can send
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money to so if every thing goes well I will put up a bbs and with all the
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info on sports,fights,sex, and more fights you can be a major Stud like
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*the king* & *the Fly*
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So I hope all your problems have been
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answerd and if not wait for Fighting2.txt!
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HAPPY ASS-KIKING |\) :> |\O |\0 |\>
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PS (from the fly)
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The king is a good fighter dont take this as a joke! We spent a lot
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of hard work on this (the fighting and all!) so if you get in a fight
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and use this and lose dont blame us it's your fault becasue you might
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not be expreanced enough! so be ready for a fight! (I know i am!)!
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the king: If you would like more please send $2.00 to
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the KING
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1688 hebert
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Windsor Ontario, CAN
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N8N 4G2
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