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| Stryper |
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| The Knights Of The White Circle |
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| Death the Sick way |
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| Part # One |
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Well, as you know, these files are for fun and such. But if you are
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like me, you don't care about small little things like steeling and petty
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anarchy. However, you're mind (If in any way like mine), you like to hear
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about things that most people don't like to think about. Well, here are a
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few things that come to mind. Don't try these at home, or anywhere else.
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These are just to be sick, nothing more.
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/>Sadisticly Ruining someones day<\
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First, take someone you don't like. I'll think of a name and use it as an
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"Example." Uhm, lets see... How bout Gil... Yes Gil will do just fine. Well
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first you get the person to some out of the way place, like the desert. Now
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Our imaginary friend gil will be our subject for torture. If Gil didn't come
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nicely you, more then likely, you'll have to hit him over the head with
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something hard... A 2 tone wieght would be nice, but in this case, a steel
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rench will do. Of course, if you have rendered Gil unconsious, then hand
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cuffing him will be easy.
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Things to bring
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1) Gun Powder or other Fuse Lit PipeBombs. (Just small enough to fit into
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ones buttux. )
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2) Oil(Mixed in gas preferably) for lubercat.
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3) Razer Blaids (Two is the all you'll need, but bring a spare)
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4) Pins & Needles
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5) Something that smells real bad
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6) Lighter and other odds and ends I didn't think of
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7) Duck Tape
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Now, Gil should be handcuffed, so once you get to the place in the desert,
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he'll be more then ready for his execution. Now, hit him again, or use
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sleeping (or something) gas, so he'll be asleep for at least an hour.
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Once you find the place, drag Gil somewhere no easily seen from air (If there
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are any...) Now, if you're gay or something, you can go ahead and have your
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way with him. I'm sure a gag will muffle any objections. Next, pull off his
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pants and other clothing. Now, you know those pins? Well, stick a couple
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threw his nimples, twist a couple times. If he doesn't die from shock, it'll
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deffenitly wake him up. Now, Duck tape his feet, and take those two razer
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blaids and tape them too the cuffs. Make sure you tape it so that if he
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really wants, he can cut his own rists insted of what we have in store for
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him. Now, take a long strip of duck tape (Bout two feet long) and tape his
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head back. Make sure he can hear though, wouldn't want him to miss the
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mently torture of hearing you tell him about all the things you hate about
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him. Now for the Jiffy Lub.. Take the oil/gas mixture and lub up his
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asshole. (If you are gay and pumped him in the ass already, lub him anyway,
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gas and oil bumage. Now, take a pipe bomb, this should have at least a three
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foot fuse. (Slow burning) Now, take the Pipebomb, (Here is where you dirty
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your hands) take two fingures, and OPEN his asshole as far as you can without
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ripping it. Now shove that Pipebomb up there. Now should it not fit, take
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that third razer blaid I recomended and lengthen his asshole about a half
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an inch. (Or until it fits)
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Take the rest of those pins and needles and poke them into Gils back. In all
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shorts of disigns. Now, rap the fuse around the needles.
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The stuff that smells real back should be poured into his face. If there
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is any spare skin on the body, take about four foot of duck tape and rap it
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around to something so he can't leave. You might also want to piss on your
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victems face, just make sure the fuse is dry.
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Now, Light the fuse, and tell the victem something really nice.. Like "This
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is just a joke." Spit on him, and say, "The jokes on you."
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And ByeBye Mother Phucker.
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Now, watch the fire works, and Enjoy.
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More to come!
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Boards to call
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The Mustang Ranch BBS (415)443-3686
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POPnet San Ramone (415)830-1191
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The Party Line (415)447-0963
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LOOK
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Be looking out for part two, comming your way soon!
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%\%Stryper%\%
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Aka:Mr.Dr. Leppard
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