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[ File Taken from Silicon Valley (504)-241-3452 10mBBS 300/1200 ]
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________ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ________
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[________][___][___][___][___][___][_______][___][___][___][___][___][________]
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[_][__][_] [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] How to throw a [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] REAL PARTY [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] The Gremlin & Chronos [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] Knights of the Black Circle [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] The Wares House.................702-827-9273 [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] Falkens Maze....................516-431-3171 [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] Tier of Riches..................702-825-1525 [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] Dragons Lair....................516-374-5071 [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] Apple Pit.......................914-623-1471 [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ [_][__][_]
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[________][___][___][___][___][___][_______][___][___][___][___][___][________]
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OK, I just went to my last lame party ever. This is going to teach you all
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how to throw a real party, so that I don't have to waste my drinking money on
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cab fares home instead of wandering around too drunk to throw out a complete,
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intelligent sentence... that's the way a party should end!
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________ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ________
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[________][___][___][___][___][ Who to invite ][___][___][___][___][________]
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First of all, don't invite ANYONE with a GPA of above 3.5. Too smart, and
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besides, they would probably rather study.
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Don't invite anyone who doesn't drink/smoke (grass).
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INVITE ANYONE who's parents work in a liquor store, it doesn't matter how
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much of a nerd they are.
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Lots of girls... make an even mix of 'nice' and 'bad' girls.
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Invite anyone you hang out with at school, otherwise when they hear about it
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on Monday morning in school, they're going to be PISSED
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Don't invite people you don't want to hang out with... otherwise they think
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that they're popular, and you'll NEVER lose them.
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_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ________
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[_______][___][___][___][___][ What you need ][___][___][___][___][________]
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lots of lighters and matches.
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lots of glasses.
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lots of rooms with doors that lock from the inside.
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lots of toilets.
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lots of bushes outside.
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lots of paper.
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LOTS of BOOZE.
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lots of ice.
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big friends to get rid of the losers while you're in the closet with MaryAnn
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bigger friends to get rid of the people who've drunk more than 3 times their
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body weight while you're in the bedroom with Suzy.
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lots of grass.
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roach clips
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AWESOME stereo or even better a BAND
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people who know how to party!!!
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more friends to get rid of the untouchables you decided not to invite while
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you're in the bathroom with Jessica.
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If you can't figure out what everything is there for, then don't bother
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throwing a party at all because you're a total loser and nobody would show up
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anyway.
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________ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ________
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[________][___][___][___][___][ how to end it ][___][___][___][___][________]
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OK, now that everyone has drunk the five kegs and 10 pony kegs and eight cases
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of JD and 14 of Myers Rum with the 7 cases of Coke, you're ready to throw the
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fucking leeches out.
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Pick them up by one foot and drag them out to the gutter
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Leave any girls behind, so you and you're good friends can make a 'gathering'
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of it.
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Throw all there shit into a pile in the middle of the street.
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Make sure you check all your rooms and bushes.
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Put one last six out in the street, they'll all run for it
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LOCK the doors.
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________ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ________
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[________][___][___][___][___][ The Gathering ][___][___][___][___][________]
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This is the best part of the night... you don't gotta worry about your
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mothers best China or Dads favorite gold platters, cause everyone left is
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exceptionally cool, otherwise you should have sent them home. There should be
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about 8 people, 3 guys and five girls. Sit in a circle, and smoke that bag of
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Hawaiian you've been saving.
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HAVE FUN!!!
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+-------------+
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The Gremlin
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&
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Chronos
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+-------------+
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