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78 lines
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How To Have Phun In School
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Ok....here are a few of my ideas on how to make school interesting
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for you and a living hell for others....
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Section 1- Pissing Off Your Teachers
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1)Getting to class early (i know this goes against all your
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principals..but)...and steal every piece of chalk in
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sight.
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2)Writing all your homework backwards and when questioned
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about it...you and your friends say it looks fine to you.
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3)Turning the thurmostat dial as high as it goes.
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4)Whenever your yelled at....rip out your pack of mentos
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and smile like that pecker on tv.
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5)Come to class naked.
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6)When doing a punishment assignment...like writing a word
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500 times.....periodically switch a the word with something
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kewl...for instance i recently had to write the word
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mastication 250 times for chewing gum in school so i wrote
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something like: "mastication mastication mastication
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mastication masterbation mastication mastication..."
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Get the idea?
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Section 2- Terrorizing Kids
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7)Walk up to some girl and say "Nice outfit..but it would
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look better crumpeled up in the corner of my room."
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8)Scream at EVERY one you see for no apparent reason and
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walk away.
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9)Steal demerit sheets and fill em in for all the followers
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you know.
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10)Get a pair of those stupid x-ray specs and walk around
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with them on staring at kids suggestivly.
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11)Go around stealing or borrowing pens off of lamers...bic
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perferably....take the front off of it...the part you write
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with...now you should have a tube in one hand and a ball
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tip with the ink rod still attached....well...pull that ink
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rod off of the pen itself....you will notice it start to
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bubble off of the bottom of the rod.....now..quickly put
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it back on the ball point part....put the pen back together
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be sure not to let too much of the ink escape.....give the
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to some dork that all ways wants to borrow one off of you...
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tell him he can keep it.....with the air you have let into it
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it won't be long till it explodes allll over him and what ever
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he is writing..hehe
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12)take all of those damn scan-tron sheets and get your nifty
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#2 pencil ready...there is a verticle row of black boxes
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on the left of the paper..take your pencil and randomly
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fill in the spaces in between the boxes on every paper you
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get that ain't yours...then pass them forward...those black
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boxes are timer marks for the machine to locate and match
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answers from the key to your paper...so if there are more
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timers than there should be..it will mark the answers wrong.
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Section 3- Terrorizing Those Retard Mantence Workers
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11)Go to computer class and pull out all the keys and put them
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in alfabetical order or some stupid shit like that for
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lamers who look at the keys...try them upsidedown.
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12)Scratch "Satin Was Here And Will Be Back For You" in real
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wicked letters on all the desks you see.
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13)Disconnect all the printers in the computer labs and see
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if they they figure out how to fix em or if they buy new ones.
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14)Clogg all the sinks and turn em on.
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15)Shit in the sinks instead of the toilets....or shit in
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the stalls.
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I hope you now have a purpose in going to school.....i know i still
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don't...
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_-Storm Shadow-_
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