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44 lines
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Software Pirates Incorporated
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"oFF HouR aNaRCHy;)"
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How to make a RED BOX
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Everyone wants one of these, and this is a simple way to make em!
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FINALLY! We supply the schematics and everything, no money required,
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you just need your eyes! [Cataract free I hope.]
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You will need:
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A 2 pin crystal
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Radio Shack Dialer
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Ketchup [Heinz, not lame Hunts]
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Elmer's glue
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## Ski-Matics ##
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______________________
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| \ [Switzerland] | These are straight forward for
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| /\/\/ | anyone who is familar with
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| |CR|----**KETCHUP**-| ski-matics. Once opened, apply
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| \/\/\___[SnowMan] | the around the sides, and glue it
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| | \ %%iNFORMER!%% | shut. Be careful not to hit the
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| |__[Ski Slopes] | Master run, its hard for beginners.
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| / \ | The crystal must be away from snow
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| [Master Run] \ | to avoid short ciruit. Also, the
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| [Bunny Slope] | informer MUST be a white colored
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|______________________| chip from Canada.
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Try this at ANY fortress payphone. If it does not work, dial the operator.
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Tell her that you have a working red box, but you had to use ketchup as
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a substitute for true red number 6 dye. If she becomes angry, tell her you
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have a large and well proportioned penis. If she hangs up, well, that's life!
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MiRRORSHADES [SPi.WTi]
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"oFFHour aNaRCHy Columnist"
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March, 1993
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"Ok, so this month's file was really lame. So sue me you fucking
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bastard. I'm drunk and I don't know what the fuck is going on. Next time
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guys,L8r..."
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