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SMOOTH CRIMINAL #1
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Contents:
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00 Instructions
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01 This page
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02 Welcome
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03-06 Economic pages
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07-08 Practical Jokes
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09-13 Weapons
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14-17 Misc. swindles
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18-19 Cool addresses
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20 Explosives
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21 Info about the mag
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22-24 Contact us
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Make your choice!
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?
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Welcome to the first issue of
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SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
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We made this mag because we wanted to give
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you some of the news and advices you would
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never have heard of else...
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S.C will contain good hints for you who
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think your money is never enough, or you
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who like making life hard for your
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enemies...
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Greets/Editors
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PS the hints we got from a small Swedish
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mag. The hints given are carefully tested
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and works 100%
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?
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Free postage: cut out and use the stamps
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on the post services' adverts that comes
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to your mailbox.
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Free postage 2: write a non-existent
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address on the envelope and write the real
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addressee as sender. No stamps of course!
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Free car-wash: buy a normal car wash but
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take the plastic plate back home and buy a
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piece of plastic of equal thickness in a
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hardware store. Drill a pattern similiar
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to the original car-wash plate in the
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piece of plastic. Make several copies and
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use them when washing your car next time.
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?
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Free calls in phonebooths: Push the SOS
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button and put a tape-recorder to the
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reciever and play your number (a good
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dialer is in some issue of DatorMagazin).
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Free subscription: order a gift-
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subscription to yourself and write it on
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somebody you don't know at all! Look up a
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name and address in the phonebook.
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Free electricity: Put one or two very
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strong magnets on your electricity
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counter. It will stop completely or at
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least go slower.
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?
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Gain some money: Put an advert in a
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paper: "Profitable job on the side: earn
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about 100,000 crowns/year without effort!
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Send 30 Kr+stamped envelope with your name
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and address." The ones who answer get a
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short letter saying "Do as I!"
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Rent a car cheaply: Rent a Volvo, pull
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the plug in the luggage boot, up to the
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left under the cloth carpet.
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?
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Buy something cheaply: Walk into a store
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and pretend to come from another shop:
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"Hi I am Mr. Smith from Smith's TV store.
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I'd like to order a Video, model..." -"You
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can send it C.O.D because I haven't
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ordered anything from you before. My
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address is..." This is possible with most
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items.
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Free car-park: Insert a flattened out
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straw (type McDonalds) and put the clock
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forward to as much time as you need.
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?
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- Practical Jokes -
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With Calcium carbide, which is available
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in most paint stores, you can get many
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interesting effects! In contact with
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water it generates very strong and
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unpleasant smell together with thick smoke
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and a highly explosive gas - can be
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ignited with a lighted cigarrette!
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The tip: Flush half a kilo c.c in the
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toilet at somebody you don't like. Put a
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lighted cigarrette on the toilet seat, and
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evacuate swiftly...
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Do this when your enemy enters, effect:
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cutting wounds from flying porcelain
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shards, broken ribs from flying into the
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wall+24 hours deafness!
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* Stick a lot of holes in a tube of
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toothpaste. very funny in the morning.
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* Put a small piece of soap in a tube of
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toothpaste. Even funnier effect!
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* Put a piece of tape on the phone hook.
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(nothing happens when you lift the
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reciever).
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* Order alarm call for somebody... At
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04:00 in the morning!
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* Put plastic foil on the toilet seat, on
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the porcelain rim. Disgusting effect!
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* Put a percussion-cap between the rim and
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the toilet-seat. Frightening effect!
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?
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Weapons
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Price-list in europe, guns (approx.)
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In Swedish crowns
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Marlin .22 2200:-
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Kalaschnik .22 1600:-
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M14 .30, 222 2900:-
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Grease gun M3 3000:-
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Johnsson 5000:-
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Mas .22 1700:-
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Ranger 30-30 2200:-
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Brno .22 1400:-
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Anschutz .22, 2parted 1800:-
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Winchester .45 2600:-
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Remington .12 1200:-
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Manchurin .222 4900:-
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Ruger .22 1300:-
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Ruger .222 3600:-
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?
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Weapons
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Price-list in europe, guns (approx.)
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In Swedish crowns
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Walmet .222 5000:-
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Tikka sport 5300:-
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Parker hale 3000:-
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FN .22 1500:-
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M12 5.6 9900:-
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M16 Semiauto, 5.6 8000:-
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Jaeger (M16) .22 1500:-
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Krico .22 1400:-
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Unique .22 1900:-
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HK .222 5000:-
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Beretta .222 5400:-
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JN 10A .22 850:-
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AP 84 .22 1500:-
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Mauser 1800:-
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?
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Weapons
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Price-list in europe, guns (approx.)
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In Swedish crowns
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USA M1 2900:-
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Sauser 80 6100:-
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Chapius 6000:-
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Favorit 3900:-
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Thompson 3500:-
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Franchi 1600:-
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Hyem 7*64 5200:-
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Sharps 2900:-
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Erma M1 1900:-
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CBC 800:-
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Weapons
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Price-list in europe, pistols (approx.)
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In Swedish crowns
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Walther 5.6 (22) 7.65 & 9mm 150-3000:-
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Sig sauer 9mm 5000-8000:-
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Mr French rev 1500-10000:-
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HK 9mm & 5.6(22) 3000-7000:-
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FN 1000-5000:-
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Colt (all calibres) 5000-8000:-
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Smith & Wesson (all cal.) 500-8000:-
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Astra (Spanish) 150-Upwards
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Glock 9mm 6000-12000:-
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Brunner 2000-6000:-
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Bernadelli 1000-Upwards
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Beretta 1500-Upwards
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Address for Ninja-weapons, knives & such
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(Also custom designs)
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Cross bow
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Pan right co Ltd.
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P.O. Box 81-911
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Taipei
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Taiwan
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Muffler and crossbow hint:
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In Norway and Finland it's sold openly!
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Minimum age: 16 years!
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Address:
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Armborst-specialisten
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Box 2036
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422 02 Hisings-backa
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Sweden
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Misc. Swindles:
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Fool 10Kr machines. Copy a real 10Kr note
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in a common copier. Put tape (wide, brown
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"carton-tape" on the backside. Cut a
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rectangular hole around the serial number
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(the lower one) and a bigger hole over the
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crown (in front of the King's nose). You
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can also put tape over these places.
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Hint for snuffers: Fill your empty box
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with soil, go to the kiosk and buy a box
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of snuff. When the kiosk-owner hands it
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to you, you change your mind and want to
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buy another brand. When she goes to get
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it, you change the first box to the one
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with soil in!
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?
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How to fix the colour-clip on clothes:
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Drill a hole exactly 12 mm from the centre
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of the existent hole. Make the hole 5-6
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mm big. Use a nail or other pointed
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device and move the stop.
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Lottery machines: Insert a coin and pull
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the lever very slowly, while feeling with
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your fingers in the hole where the tickets
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come out. When you can pull a ticket, you
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can go on pulling as many as you want...
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Music: Buy a pre-recorded cassette, but
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open it in the hinges. Don't break the
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seal. Then go and exchange the tape in
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the store.
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100Kr Machines: Insert the 100Kr note and
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stick it to the bottom with
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double-adhesive tape. Put a transparent
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piece of plastic atop the 100Kr note. The
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machine will take the piece of plastic.
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You can go on inserting pieces of plastic
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as many times you want.
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10Kr machines (which sucks in the note):
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It works just as good with the cover of a
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weekly magazine that has been cut to the
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correct size!
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Get secret phone numbers: call the health
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insurance office and say you are from SCB
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and say you want the phonenumber to a
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certain person because you're doing a
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really important interview and it won't be
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complete without a phone number.
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Free: Call 90130, hastening of a call,
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and order a hastening. Make up a phone
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number and say you want to hasten it.
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Then you say your number is the one you
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really want to reach. The operator enters
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the line to check "your" phone number but
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enters the one you wanted to hasten.
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Those talking on the phone will not want
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to continue.
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Stunguns, knives, tear-gas, films,
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books, weapons, ammunition, doping prep.
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* Special duties
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* Box 605
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* 114 21 Stockholm
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* Sweden
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Cool (?) BBS:
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* 0750-31282
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Contains some interesting stuff...
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Blow-pipes etc. (Proffessional, effective)
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* Pang-Persson
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* Box 194
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* 137 01 Vaesterhaninge
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* Sweden
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* Combat Equipment
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* Box 4046
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* 122 04 Enskede
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* Sweden
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Explosives:
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Nitro-glycerine equivalent explodes like
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real nitro but with smaller effect. It's
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made of 1/3 Iodine crystals and 2/3
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ammonia. This should be dried to
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crystals. This will be very sensitive to
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blows.
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Other mixture, not sensitive:
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65% (weight%) calium permanganate
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35% (weight%) red phosphor
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Burns faster than dynamite! Approx. 950m/s
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Advice: Don't mix more than 100 g at a
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time!
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Because this is the first issue, we don't
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have any adverts, but you can send them in
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now.
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All adverts are taken in at a price of 10
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SEK (Swedish crowns) sent as a note or
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stamps in the envelope.
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Hints and other things worth writing
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about are accepted.
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Most of the tips work only in Sweden, but
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as this is an international magazine,
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don't hesitate to send hints and tips even
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if they only work in YOUR country.
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Addresses:
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If you want to send adverts, articles or
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tips for the mag, write to:
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C-64 AMIGA
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DAE/Unit 5 Pontus (ZAZ/Dual Crew)
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Skogsv.11 Gaffelgatan 6
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693 32 Degerfors 724 76 Vasteras
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Sweden Sweden
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#0586/45428 #021/358509
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Even if the tips only work in YOUR country
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you must send them to us because this mag
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is international and what works in one
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country just might work in another
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?
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If you want to contact Dual Crew for
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swapping. Write to:
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Box 10056
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630 10 Eskilstuna
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Sweden
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Our modem traders (14400 Baud) will assure
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you that we always have the LATEST games
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available.
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Call the Pleasure Dome Europes leading BBS
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at: +46-16-127263 (14400 Baud)
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VHS SWAPPING:
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If ya wanna swap latest movies write to:
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Box 10056
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630 10 Eskilstuna
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Sweden
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We recieve the latest films from Taiwan
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regulary (Original films).
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