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MAFiA Presents...
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SCHOOL: HOW TO SURVIVE
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(AND HAVE FUN)
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OK, MOST OF THIS STUFF IS JUST PRANKS, AND I'M SURE
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YOU CAN THINK OF MANY MORE THINGS TO DO.
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Part 1: Teachers.
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Hate your teachers? Well here are wayz to get even.
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If you know someone who has a good desktop publisher
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and lazer printer, go to his house, and make a fake
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article about your teacher, be sure to follow news
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paper format. Make something about him(her) being
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drunk in public and flashing or whatever. Now crumble
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up the printout into a ball, then spread it out. Make
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about 30 photocopies of it, and spread em around school.
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Here are some simple stuff to do.
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Put some dogshit in their desk.
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Glue everything on their desk to their desk, (Gradebooks,
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tissue box's, ect...)
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During a test, everybody start coughing like hell, this
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realy gets them.
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Or during a test, if there are some extra scantron sheats,
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save them. Fill out names like Jose Doe, Your Momma, Ben
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Dover, Willy Wong Don, Hung Well, Mike Hunt, ect.
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Then just fill in all the boxes, make it look like an actual
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test, but then, on the left of the answer boxes, are black lines
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with spaces inbetween them, fill the spaces inbetween them in
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with your pencil. Turn about five of these in. It makes
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the scantron machine lessay, have a nervous breakdown. it
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makes all kinds of alarms go off, and spits out everthing.
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Part 2: Students.
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Lockers, one of the most important things in school.
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Try and get someones locker combo, then do this.
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Let a fish sit in a bag outside for about a week, then
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go to school, open the bag up, and put it in his locker.
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Try this with other food, like an orange, ect.
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If you dont have the combo, just take a coke, and throw it
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upwards at his locker, probably most of it will go in.
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God, you got a major loogie in your mouth, his lock needs
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some shine, a spit shine.
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If you or a friend has a photo copier, make a flyer
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for someone elses party. Then pass out about 100 of
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them at school. You ought to see what kind of
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shit they get in with their parents. Try this in chem
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lab, when you are using the bunsen burners, right before
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the period is over, heat up a quarter over it,
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and then when the bell rings, throw it out the door, you'll
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know when someone picks it up. When your walking behind
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someone you dont like that has a jacket on, spit on him,
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he wont know. If you know what car is his, or bike,
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go let the air out of their tires.
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During a test, leave an anonymous note to the teacher
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saying that you saw that person cheat, and make some
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bogus storie, like he had a cheat sheat.
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Also, if you are walking behind them, and they have
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a backpack, unzip it, they wont know. The books will.
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This one is hard to do, but you can fuck them over.
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Go to the ASB office and get a replacement ID with their
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name. Now go to the school library and check out a phew
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books, especialy the rare ones, now causaly drop them
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in your public library book slot. Now when finals come up,
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he will have to pay for them, or he will recieve F's on
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all of the tests. (Thats my school's policy)
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Well, thats it for now, more to come later.
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DISCLAMER
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The author of this file takes no responsibilty for what classes
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people are kicked out of, what students are fucked up, and what
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schools people are expelled from.
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THIS FILE HAS BEEN PRESENTED BY MAFIA - ALL RIGHTS WORTH JACK SHIT
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