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* Revenge: Don't get mad - Get even *
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* By George Hayduke *
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* subtitled: Fun Things To Do *
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* Written by The Ghost *
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*****************02/21/85**************
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SPEED DEMON 415/522-3074 24 HOURS
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This isn't a death and Destruction file. I'm not telling losers how to cause
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thermite reactions in chemistry class or make neeto pipe bombs to blow up that
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guy who keeps bugging you.
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This is from a book by George Hayduke. It describes a variety of ways to get
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back at people who cause you distress. The book has contains a lot of tips on
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causing expensive damage to "marks". Well, I picked the good ones. Ones that
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don't cause a lot of expense, in currency that is. Well, I hope you enjoy. Get
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back at the losers using the system. Sort of like piracy and phreaking.
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In a car with automatic transmission, switch the #1 and #8 wires on the
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distributer cap. This will allegedly allow the car to operate in Neutral and
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Park, but the engine mysteriously dies in Drive.
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Castor Oil squirted into the tailpipe of a car, will cause a large amount of
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smoke. Just the thing to help nervous drivers.
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If you can get a bank account number for a person, truly wonderful things can
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happen. Depositing one penny every day can get the employees very pissed.
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It happens that given a few hundred wanted posters, one will look like you.
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OR anybody else you can imagine. Close anyway. Think of all the bounty hunters
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just waiting to claim their reward.
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Place an ad in a paper for Male Secretarys only. $11 an hour, must be
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physically attractive, gentle, and other related social traits. This is for
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anybody who has an office. Give the time to show up one half hour before the
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normal opening hour. For example, if the office opens at 9:00, put the time to
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be 8:30. All these faggots will show up and start bitching at each other and
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your loser.
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Run an ad in the local paper with the following message. "I need all used
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christmas trees. Please leave them on my lawn, and I'll pay $5 for each one."
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then leave the losers address. The paper will take your $ and print the ad
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without thinking.
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If you know the guy is going to throw a party, arrange for him to find out
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that somebody was going to crash his party, dressed up like cops. Then call the
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cops telling them of a real rowdy party going on.
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If your college uses computers to handle admissions, try this. Fill out
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course withdrawl forms in the losers name. Then enter them, they probably won't
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check. The guy will go the entire block unknowing, then when grades are posted.
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"Where are mine?" "Why didn't I get grades?"
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Call your colleges administration, tell them you are the undertaker of your
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losers hometown. He just died, please take him off your records, records will
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follow. Then call the parents. He just died in a fraternity accident. This
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will work better if the guy decides to skip a week or so of classes.
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Instead of credit card fraud, just call up the company and tell them that you
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just lost your cards. You name? Why it's (insert loser)
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If you want, advertise the losers phone number as a Dial A Joke. For bigots,
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Dial A Black, etc.
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If you dislike a fast food place with a drive thru, try this. Order
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everything you can think of. Then just don't go to the window. Do it during
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dinner hours. Or, order a normal sized meal, but with extra helpings of
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mustard. Then the next car will try the food, then freak out at the joint.
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Garage door openers often have dip switches that can be changed to other
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combinations. The cheaper the model, the better. Sears sells just the unit.
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Say you broke yours or something. Then change the settings.
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Wax crayons tossed into a wash do wonders to whites or anything else.
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There is a whole section of phun things to do with a phone. Call in a bomb
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threat to a school or something, then leave the handset offhook. Of course, do
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this only at the losers house. Someone will visit.
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Call Ma Bell, and report that your loser is using Blue Boxes. Tell them it
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is your civic duty... Don't do this to someone who knows what they are though.
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The phone co doesn't believe in innocence.
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Ads placed in papers saying that (insert loser) will sell YOU! the plans to
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a device enabling inexpensive calls. Mention that you keep no records.
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If you are getting back at somebody with a multi-line system, this is good.
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Place a large magnet where the line comes in. When one phone rings, they all do
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If you can get a private minute with your marks phone, and the handset is
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modular, cover the handset plug with clear nail polish. The phone rings, then
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its unlimited "Hello?" "Hello?"
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Remove the pins from all but one of the hinges of a front door of a business.
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The door will work fine, for a while, then fall off. People start screaming.
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Add luminescent paint into the cans of someone who is painting their fence.
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Then, at night, it glows.
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Get some copper paint and paint a small line across the insulator of a spark
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plug in a car. They'll never find it.
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If your loser gets a parking ticket, get it before he sees it. Then get a
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stamp flicking the cops off. Send it in with no money.
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If you dislike a pet hater, here's one. Advertise that you(the loser) wuold
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like to buy all unwanted strays. $10 for each one. Then call the SPCA, telling
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them that the loser wants the animals to conduct black masses and pagan rites.
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Laxatives slipped into dogfood does wonders.
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Or better yet, toss some normal meat into the dog-owners yard. Then call him
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up(in a disguised voice) and tell him you saw a suspicious person hanging around
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the yard....
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Mail a letter to the Chief Executive detailing the sexual acts you(the loser)
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would like to commit, the Secret Service investigates this with no humor.
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PA systems in department stores are great. Just walk up to a deserted unit,
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look around, then deliver the most disgusting statement you can think of.
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Call about thirty people, telling them they just won a sweepstakes. Answer
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the questions, no obligation, it's just to show how generous people are. Then
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give the losers phone number to call for more info.
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Remember two things, hot metal and hot glass do not look different from cool.
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(as long as it's not too hot)
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Western Telegram has a check on everything going through. Certain key words
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trip alarms. Guns, Drugs, Sex, Terrorist, etc all ring bells. Have fun
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Ok, I guess that's then end of the good ones. I left all the destructive ones.
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the Progressive Underground
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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