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Misc. Anarchy and pranks:
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Disclaimer:
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( Do not do any of this. For entertainment/informational/educational )
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( Purposes only. Do not try this. If you think you will, do no read )
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( on. And if you do try one of these (which you shouldnÕt have in )
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( the first place) I am not, in anyway held responsible for your )
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( irresponsible actions. So, please do not try any of these. Read On. )
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How to make a model rocket explode:
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-Soak the wadding in rubbing alchohal.
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How to electrocute somone:
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-Drop a 9V (radio bettery) in their drink.
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How to hotwaire a car:
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-Under the dash, look for two red wires. If not red, look for two matching
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ones. Connect them.
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How to make a mess:
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-Take a waterballoon, fill it w/ food coloring, or staining material, and
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drop it.
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How to mess up somones disk drive
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-Take it apart. Then, take out the little black floppy thing that resembles
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a "floppy" CD ROM. Put tape on both sides of it. Put it back it the disk
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and insert into your vicitims computer.
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How to lock someones lock "permatenlty"
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-Put elmers glue in it (with a tookthpick)
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How to make a fuse or timed lighter:
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-There are three methods to go upon.
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MATERIALS
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1) 1 clock (tick tock tick tock)
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2) steel wool
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3) 2 big batteries
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4) wire
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5) electrical tape
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6) scissors
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7) 1 glass jar
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8) gasoline
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9) the explosive including the fuse
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10) a tiny I.Q.
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1) Take the clock and rip off the glass cover on the front. Cut off
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the second hand and the hour hand so the only hand ticking is the
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minute.
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2) Now, take the wire and cut off the plastic covering on the end so
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the copper is showing, and tape it on the minute hand so the bare
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part is facing the way the clock is going (clockwise).
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3) Now, take another wire and cut off the end so the copper part is
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showing and tape it on the clock sticking up, so eventually the
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wire you taped on the minute hand will hit the wire sticking up.
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4) Then hook up the batteries like this:
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______________ < wire
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positive _[ ]__ [ ] negative
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[ ] [ ]
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[ ] [ ]
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[ ] [_ _]
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[_____] [__] positive
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negative \ /
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\ / < wire
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\ /
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5) Now, take one of these wires and hook it up to the wire on the
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minute hand.
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6) Then extend the wire ON the clock, sticking up.
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It should look like this:
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____________
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/ \ < wire
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# # / \
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# / # \ _________
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# #/ # \__[ ]
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# # # __[batteries]
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# # ] # / [_________]
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# \ # /
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# \# /
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# # \ /
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\ /
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\ / < two important wires
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7) Now, take your steel wool and put one piece on both of the (two
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important wires).
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8) Fill up a glass jar with gasoline and put the two important wires
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with the steel wool connected to both of them, inside the jar.
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9) Put your fuse for your explosive inside the jar with the two
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important wires and you're all set.
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The minute hand ticking with the wire on it will hit the wire sticking up.
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This will make a conduction of electricity through the batteries making the
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steel wool burst into red-hot pieces. This will reliably ignite the gasoline
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in the jar which will ignite the fuse to the explosive (slick, huh?)
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Only one problem: don't use alot of wire when you're wiring this up.. If you
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do, there will not be enough electricity to burn the steel wool.
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The other way is:
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How to Make a smoke Bomb:
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-There are several ways to do it, but
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I think this is about the best. After the end of the formula, I'll put some
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varyations. Here's what you do:
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Requirements-
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Sugar (powdered works best, but any will do)
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Saltpeter (you can get this at a hardware store)
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OK, take 4 ounces of sugar and 6 ounces of saltpeter (you can use more, but keep
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the porportions right) and put them in a pot. Heat them over a low flame,
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stirring constantly, until it is liquid. Pour it into a container (more on this
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later) and let it harden.
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What kind of container, you ask? Well, that depends on the circumstances. You
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can just put it into a paper cup and light the cup, if you want. Or, you could
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put it in a glass jar with a hole in the top for the fuse and seal the hole
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around the fuse. Another way to do it is to pour it into a mold, stick a fuse
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in, and wait till it hardens.
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How do I make a fuse? Very simple. Take some sturdy string and dip it in wax.
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You now have a fuse suitable for a smoke bomb.
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Which bomb should I use? The paper cup is good to just light it and chuck it.
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The glass jar (if made right) will shatter as the smoke builds up. I'd advise
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against that, cause it sends shards of glass everywhere, and it doesn't work
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unless you do it perfectly right. What you need to do is stop the hole with wax
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after you put the fuse in. then, when the fuse burns down to there, the wax
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melts and fills over the hole. More often than not, either the hole isn't
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filled properly or the wax gets popped out instead of the jar breaking.
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Anyway, the mold is nice if you want to make a small, professional looking bomb.
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You can use almost anything for the mold. I like to take liquid rubber (you can
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get it at a hobby shop) and brush it over something like a pencil or whatever
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and paint it so it looks real (from a VERY great distance). You can also just
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pour it into an ice cream scoop or something. Stick the fuse in right after you
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pour the mixture. You should use a fuse about 1 1/2 inches long, with an inch
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sticking out.
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Now that I have the bomb, what do I do with it? Easy. You light it and put it
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somewhere where it will cause trouble. You can light it and drop it near a
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smoke detector, or put it in a heating vent at your school. Now, if getting
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caught is a problem, you can do one of two things:
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1) use a really long fuse, and dip it more than once in the wax, or
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2) make a timer.
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How to make the EASIEST fuse:
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Take a piece of thin string. Soak it in hot wax. Let it dry. Light it. Run.
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Simple Enough?
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How to get free postage:
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Introduction
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If you've ever paid 29 Cents to mail a letter, you've been wasting your
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money. In a recession year such as this one, especially, it's important not
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to let your hard earned dollars (and cents) go to another beauracracy.
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Twenty Nine Cents is not an aweful lot to save, but if you send ten
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letters a week, you could save up to $150. If you send only 8 (The national
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average) You could save $120, and so on. This file will describe the four
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methods I know of for avoiding or greatly reducing postage fees. Be counted
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and count your savings!
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All us Americans know that sometimes blind people can be discriminated
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against. The government understands this too, and since mailing packages can
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be expensive, the government has decided to allow blind people to send their
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mail for free. "How Generous of Them!" You think. Wrong! They're paying
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for it with your tax money! You pay your taxes, why shouldn't you be able
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to send your packages free too? Well, now you can. Here's how to do it.
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Address your envelope like you normally would, but in the corner where
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you would normally put the stamp, write in neat print "FREE MATTER FOR THE
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BLIND." Now drop your package in one of those blue mailboxes you'll find
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on any street corner. It really works.
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The government isn't being that nice, though. Packages stamped "FREE
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MATTER FOR THE BLIND" are sent at library rate, which is below Third Class!
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To send a letter locally will take anywhere from two to five days, national-
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ly will take considerably longer.
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This method is kind of obvious, but in my experience, it has worked.
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However, it won't work if you're trying to send letters nationally, it'll
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only work if the two addresses share the same post office. Write your
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letter, and put it in the envelope. Now, instead of writing your name in
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the return address spot, write your name in the addressee spot, on the
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center of the page. Write the addressee's name in the return address spot.
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Now drop it in the mailbox without any postage. Guess what's going
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to happen. The letter will be returned to the sender who, in this case,
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seems to be the addressee.
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Both of the above methods are slow, but if you'd like to send your mail
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at normal first class rates, here's a way to do it. This way doesn't save
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you money, though, unless the recipient agrees to give.
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Before sending your letter, coat the front side of the stamps with glue
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(Elmer's works fine.) It's best to use a stiff bristled brush dipped in the
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glue to coat the stamps with. It will take about twenty minutes to dry.
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Once the stamps have dried, stick them on your letter and mail it. The glue
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has created a coating that can not be seen by the eye, but will protect the
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stamps from being destroyed by the cancellation mark. When the letter
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arrives at it's destination, the recipient can remove the coating with water,
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take the stamps off the envelope, and reuse the stamps.
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This is a diagram of what your letter should look like. It'd look just like
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a normal letter, you can see.. But the 29 Cent stamp must be coated with
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glue.
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ó2- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -2ó
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The US Postal Service, as you may or may not be aware, is a private
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corporation. Congress has the power to set postal rates, not the Post Office.
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This is stated in Section 8 of the US Constitution. Last time congress set
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postal rates, they set them at two cents. So two cents is all you legally have
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to pay for mailing your letters. Try it out, this really works!
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Get some a set of those stamp letters with the alphabet on them, or get the
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rubber stamps specially made up by your local printer. Use Red ink to stamp
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"FIRST CLASS MAIL" and "NON-DOMESTIC" on the top or left hand side of your
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envelope, and black or blue ink to stamp:
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"TWO CENT POSTAGE
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12 STATUTES AT LARGE
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CHAPTER 71, SECTION 23
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LOCAL/DROP LETTER
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81 U.S. STATUTE 613"
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One of the keys to making this work is that it seem official looking. It works
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for me, but if you drop twenty letters in the same mailbox all like this, it's
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less likely to work.
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How to clog up someones ink thing:
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-Put tape where the ink comes out on the machine.
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That's all for now! Please e-mail me at: Mtv891@yahoo.com for questions, or
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anything you have to say.
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-Ian
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