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The author of this file takes no responsibility for its contents.
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Written by Daredevil
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Jokes and Pranks (Part 1)
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1. The Jelly Balloon
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This joke is a favorite of mine, it's cheap, easy, and very affective.
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needed:
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1. One two liter soda bottle.
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2. Water balloons.
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3. A jar of jelly.
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4. A cooking pan.
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5. A funnel.
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First take the jelly and heat in the pan on a stove. When it is melted, using
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the funnel, put in the soda bottle. Wait until jelly cools, and put balloon
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over the lip of the bottle. Invert the bottle and squeeze jelly into balloon.
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Tie ballon and have fun.
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Other variations include things like glue, peanut butter, maple syrup, or what-
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ever else you can think up.
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2. Fun with Locks.
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This is for people who have locks protecting whatever.
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Key locks: Take model glue and fill lock.
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Combination locks: Paint the dial of the lock with spray paint.
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3. Fun with Crazy glue.
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Take the Crazy-Glue (t) and put on a surface where the victim will touch.
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4. Fun with Automobiles.
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A. Put water in gas tank.
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B. Let transmission fluid out.
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C. Roll two golf balls up the exhaust pipe.
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D. Put an M-80 in the exhaust pipe.
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E. Clog up the exhaust pipe with a rag.
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F. Let air out of tires.
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G. Put a black paint in windshield-wiper fluid.
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H. Cut the leads to the horn and connect them together.
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I. Go out and kill a skunk. Hide it around the engine in a car so that
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the ventilation system is hit.
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5. Fun with Magnets.
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Erasing of tapes, disks, computer chips, etc.
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6. Fun with Electricity
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Find or make a wet surface (wet grass, floor, etc.). Take two wires, and with
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the first one lead it from an electric outlet's single prong to the wet
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surface. Take the other one connect from an electric outlet's single prong and
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with heavy gloves hang onto it. When victim walks across wet surface (hope-
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fully with barefeet) throw it onto the wet surface. Guaranteed jump start.
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Take an open can of gas and place within a closed area (like a garage). Take
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a 12 volt battery and tie a wire between both terminals. When victim walks
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into area place battery in there and run.
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7. Fun with telephones (part 1)
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Take the mouthpiece apart and take magnet out.
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Disconnect the telephone line.
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Put superglue on the earpiece
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That's all for now look for Part 2
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