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And now...VOIDTThe Connection, in cooperation with Anarchy, Inc. present...
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"Phun in Movie Theatres!"
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...Dedicated to the Jackal...
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Ah, so you have decided to suffer through yet another "Phun in..." phile?
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Well, hopefully, this one will be worth your while...
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The first thing you have to do is create a fuss at the ticket counter. I
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don't care how old you are or look; Try to convince the dumb tickellers
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that you are under 12 and can get in for the cheap rate...Usually, they
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will get tired of arguing with you and let you in cheaply.
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Then, proceed to the concession stand. Buy a nice big bowl (?) of
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popcorn. This will prove useful in the future. Oh, yes, when you pay
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for your popcorn, pay in pennies...Also buy a coke with *LOTS* of ice...
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Go to the theatre itself. There are two main places where you can sit
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& create havoc...both of these places will be outlined in the philes to come...
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1. The first place is near the front. Sit in the very middle (crawling
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over people to get there...) and position yourself for action. One of the
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most phun things to do (Which I'm sure has been done by everyone...) is to
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throw the popcorn at ev'ryone...Mundane, but it still drives people crazy...
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Another trick is to get up in the middle of the movie, crawl over all the
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people in your row, and stand up in front of the screen. Yell something
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strange and quickly retire back to your place...
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Bring a frisbee along; I have found that the movie house is one
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of the greatest places to play frisbee with a friend...Just aim for that
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bald guy in the hat...
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Yet another phun trick is to say to your friend, in a rather loud voice
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"gee, I lost my $20 bill on the floor...can you help me find it?" Immediately,
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ev'ryone will begin to hunt for it...
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2. Probably the best place to have phun is in the back. One of the
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first things you can do is to place all the ice of your coke in front of the
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door...watch all the instant ice skaters!
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Play "Bounce the popcorn on the bald guy with the hat"...This can
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be real phun...see how high you can make *YOUR* piece of popcorn bounce!
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This one is very phunny (thank God no one has done it to me!)...There
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is *ALWAYS* a couple making out in the back of the theatre...simply bring
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your trusty old flashlight and, at the appropriate moment, shine it at them...
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An even crueller thing to do is bring a flash & flash it at them...they will
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think you have taken a picture of them! (oh, how cruel!!)
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Then, there is always the making of strange noises from the back.
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Moo, grunt, or make some other strange noise...the people in the theatre will
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spend the next 122 hour going batty trying to figure out where it came from...
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3. Other phun places include inside the curtains in the back of some
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theatres...if you're lucky, you will catch someone making out back there, if
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not, there are *ALWAYS* lots of phun wires and things to pull & experiment
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with back there...If you're real clever (and mean as hell!), you can hide
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back there...at a real scary moment, jump out at the people in the back
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row of the theatre...(Note:I am not responsible for cases brought up as a
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result of a heart attack caused by this...)
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Aha...and now we come to...the roof! Well, it is pretty easily
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accessed by stairs! Real phun if you're not afraid of heights...
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Oh, yes, another place where people like to make out is behind the
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big blue garbage bins (Believe it or not!)...Hide in one of the garbage
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cans, and, again at the best moment, hop out & scare the hell out of the
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poor couple...
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Note that all of these are non-destructive phun...If you want the destructive
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stuff, I'll write another phile...
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...And, so, there you have it...just in time for Dune...hahaha...hee hee...
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Written by Princess Leia in cooperation with VOIDTThe Connection and Anarchy,
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Inc. C)1984...No rights reserved...
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