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! PRANKS ON YOUR PARENTS !
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! WRITTEN BY: BLACKNIGHT !
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! THANX TO: LYTHANDE & BUNNIE !
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YES, ITS ME AGAIN, HERE TO WARP AND MANIPULATE YOUR MINDS...
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HAS THERE EVER BEEN A TIME WHERE YOUHAVE WANTED TO PULL A JOKE ON YOUR
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PARENTS, BUT YOU COULDN'T THINK OF THE PERFECT GAG? WELL, I HOPE THIS TEXT
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FILEWILL GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS, AND/ OR SOME INSPERATION IN THIS AREA OF...
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PRANKS TO PLAY ON YOUR PARENTS
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1. ON A FRIDAY, ASK YOUR DAD (OR MOM)IF THEY HAVE TO WORK THE NEXT DAY
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(SATURDAY). IF THEY REPLY NO, THEN THIS JOKE WILL WORK PERFECT. WHEN YOUR
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PARENTS ARE GETTING READY FOR BED, SNEAK IN RIGHT BEFORE THEY ARE ABOUT TO JUMP
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IN BED, AND SET THEIR ALARM FOR 5:30 AM! THEN WATCH THE EXCITMENT AS THEY WAKE
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UP FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
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(FOR EXTRA FUN...FIND ON OLD ALARM CLOCK, SET IT FOR 5:30AM, THEN HIDE IT IN
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SOME OUT-OF-THE-WAY CORNER. CAN'T YOU JUST SEE YOUR PARENTS PLAYING HIDE AND GO
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SEEK WITH AN ALARM CLOCK.)
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2. GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND SNEAK INTO THE BATHROOM. REACH
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BEHIND THE BASE OF THE TOILET UNIT AND TURN THE WATER KNOBS TO THE OFF POS-
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ISTION. THEN WHEN MORNING COMES, AND YOUR FATHER GOES TO FLUSH THE TOILET,
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HMMM...IT DOESN'T WORK. WONDER WHY?
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3. LATE IN THE EVENING, GO OUT TO THE KITCHEN AND GET OUT THE SUGAR BOWL AND
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THE SALT CONTAINER. NOW JUST DUMP THE SUGAR INTO THE SALT CONTAINER AND THE
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SALT INTO THE SUGAR CONTAINER. IF YOU FATHER AND MOTHER IS LIKE MINE, THEYDRINK
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COFFEE IN THE MORNING. I WONDER HOW IT WILL TASTE THAT MORNING AFTER 2-3 SCOOPS
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OF 'SUGAR'?
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4. HERE'S AN OLD TRICK THAT IS QUITE EFFECTIVE. MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTS ARE
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GONE, THEN SHORT SHEET THEIR BED. WHEN THEY ARE GETTING READY FOR BED-TIME,
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MOM, BEING SO INTELLIGENT, WILL SAY 'HEY, WHERE ARE THE SHEETS?' CAN'T YOU JUST
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PICTURE YOUR MOM GETTING AN EXTRA 2 OR 3 SHEETS OUT TO PUT ON THE BED, THEN
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REALIZING THAT THEY WERE THERE ALL THIS TIME.
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5. GO AROUND THE HOUSE AT NIGHT AND START TO SET THE CLOCKS AHEAD A COUPLE OF
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HOURS. THEN WATCH YOUR MOM AND/OR DAD ARRIVE AT WORK A COUPLE HOURS EARLY.
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6. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, GO TO YOUR PARENTS CLOSET, AND TAKE ONE SHOE
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FROM EACH PAIR. THEN WAIT UNTIL DAWN FOR THE REAL FUN TO BEGIN.
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7. WHEN YOUR PARENTS AREN'T LOOKING SNEAK INTO THEIR ROOM WHILE THEY'RE
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WATCHING T.V. AND STEAL THEIR REMOTE CONTROL UNIT. THEN WHEN THEY ARE REALLY
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GETTING INTO A MOVIE, START TO LOWER OR RAISE THE VOLUME, OR BETTER YET, START
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TO CHANGE T.V. STATIONS ON THEM.
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8. IF YOUR PARENTS HAVE A VCR AND WATCH IT QUITE OFTEN, THEN HE'RE A PER-
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FECT TRICK. IF THEY ARE LIKE MY PARENTS THEY LEAVE THE TAPE INSIDE THE MACHINE.
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WELL GO DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL VIDEO RENTAL STORE AND RENT A XXX MOVIE (LIKE DEEP
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THROAT...YOU GET THE IDEA.) THEN EJECT THE BORING MOVIE THEY WERE WATCHING,
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FAST-FORWARD THE PORNO FLICK UNTIL IT STARTS GETTING *HOT AND STEAMY* THEN WHEN
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YOUR PARENTS SETTLE DOWN TO WATCH THEIR 'MOVIE' WATCH THE SHIT HIT THE FAN WHEN
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YOU DAD WNATS TO SEE THE REST OF THE PORNO FLICK.
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9. IF YOU'RE REALLY DARING, THEN THIS TRICK SHOULD BE A WHOPPER! GO INTO
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YOUR DAD'S SOCK DRAWER, AND TAKE A COUPLE PAIRS OF SOCKS, AND CUT THE TOES OUT
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OF THEM. WHEN YOUR DAD IS GETTING READY FOR WORK, WATCH HIM AS HE GOES INTO A
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SPAZUM OVER WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIS SOCKS.
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10. IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE PAIN-IN-THE ASS BROTHER, THEN TRY THIS JOKE ON HIM.
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SNEAK INTO HIS ROOM AND BRING A SHARP PAIR OF SICSORS. THEN START TO CUT THE
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CROTCH OUT OF HIS FAVORITE PANTS. WON'T IT BE FUN SEEING YOUR BROTHER WALKING
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AROUNG WITH NO CROTCH?
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11. IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE PAIN-IN-THE ASS SISTER, THEN TRY THIS NIFFY TRICK.
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SNEAK INTO HER ROOM AND TAKE HER FAVORITE BLOUSE, AND BEGIN TO CUT THE BREAST
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AREA OUT OF IT. NOW WATCH MOMMIE PLAY 20 QUESTIONS WITH YOUR SISTER!
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12. HE'RE ANOTHER JOKE TO PLAY ON A PAIN-IN-THE-ASS SISTER. FIND OUT WHAT
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PAIR OF PANTS SHE IS WEARING THE NEXT DAY. THEN GO INTO HERE ROOM WITH RED-
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FOOD COLORING. (NEED I SAY MORE?)
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13. IF YOU'RE REALLY FEELING DARING, THEN TRY THIS GAG. TAKE A TOWEL AND
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SOAK IT IN WATER. THEN PLACE IT IN YOUR PARENTS BED. THIS IS WHERE THE FUN
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BEGINS!
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WELL, THATS IT FOR NOW...IF YOU KNOW OF ANY MORE JOKES TO PULL ON YOUR LOVING
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FAMILY, PLEASE TELL THEM TO ME! ***I AM NOT RESPONISIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
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YOU DECIDE TO PLAY ONE OF THESE JOKES ON YOUR FAMILY.
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IN OTHER WORDS...USE THESE PRANKS AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
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