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! PRANKS ON YOUR PARENTS !
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! WRITTEN BY: BLACKNIGHT !
! THANX TO: LYTHANDE & BUNNIE !
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YES, ITS ME AGAIN, HERE TO WARP AND MANIPULATE YOUR MINDS...
HAS THERE EVER BEEN A TIME WHERE YOUHAVE WANTED TO PULL A JOKE ON YOUR
PARENTS, BUT YOU COULDN'T THINK OF THE PERFECT GAG? WELL, I HOPE THIS TEXT
FILEWILL GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS, AND/ OR SOME INSPERATION IN THIS AREA OF...
PRANKS TO PLAY ON YOUR PARENTS
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1. ON A FRIDAY, ASK YOUR DAD (OR MOM)IF THEY HAVE TO WORK THE NEXT DAY
(SATURDAY). IF THEY REPLY NO, THEN THIS JOKE WILL WORK PERFECT. WHEN YOUR
PARENTS ARE GETTING READY FOR BED, SNEAK IN RIGHT BEFORE THEY ARE ABOUT TO JUMP
IN BED, AND SET THEIR ALARM FOR 5:30 AM! THEN WATCH THE EXCITMENT AS THEY WAKE
UP FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
(FOR EXTRA FUN...FIND ON OLD ALARM CLOCK, SET IT FOR 5:30AM, THEN HIDE IT IN
SOME OUT-OF-THE-WAY CORNER. CAN'T YOU JUST SEE YOUR PARENTS PLAYING HIDE AND GO
SEEK WITH AN ALARM CLOCK.)
2. GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND SNEAK INTO THE BATHROOM. REACH
BEHIND THE BASE OF THE TOILET UNIT AND TURN THE WATER KNOBS TO THE OFF POS-
ISTION. THEN WHEN MORNING COMES, AND YOUR FATHER GOES TO FLUSH THE TOILET,
HMMM...IT DOESN'T WORK. WONDER WHY?
3. LATE IN THE EVENING, GO OUT TO THE KITCHEN AND GET OUT THE SUGAR BOWL AND
THE SALT CONTAINER. NOW JUST DUMP THE SUGAR INTO THE SALT CONTAINER AND THE
SALT INTO THE SUGAR CONTAINER. IF YOU FATHER AND MOTHER IS LIKE MINE, THEYDRINK
COFFEE IN THE MORNING. I WONDER HOW IT WILL TASTE THAT MORNING AFTER 2-3 SCOOPS
OF 'SUGAR'?
4. HERE'S AN OLD TRICK THAT IS QUITE EFFECTIVE. MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTS ARE
GONE, THEN SHORT SHEET THEIR BED. WHEN THEY ARE GETTING READY FOR BED-TIME,
MOM, BEING SO INTELLIGENT, WILL SAY 'HEY, WHERE ARE THE SHEETS?' CAN'T YOU JUST
PICTURE YOUR MOM GETTING AN EXTRA 2 OR 3 SHEETS OUT TO PUT ON THE BED, THEN
REALIZING THAT THEY WERE THERE ALL THIS TIME.
5. GO AROUND THE HOUSE AT NIGHT AND START TO SET THE CLOCKS AHEAD A COUPLE OF
HOURS. THEN WATCH YOUR MOM AND/OR DAD ARRIVE AT WORK A COUPLE HOURS EARLY.
6. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, GO TO YOUR PARENTS CLOSET, AND TAKE ONE SHOE
FROM EACH PAIR. THEN WAIT UNTIL DAWN FOR THE REAL FUN TO BEGIN.
7. WHEN YOUR PARENTS AREN'T LOOKING SNEAK INTO THEIR ROOM WHILE THEY'RE
WATCHING T.V. AND STEAL THEIR REMOTE CONTROL UNIT. THEN WHEN THEY ARE REALLY
GETTING INTO A MOVIE, START TO LOWER OR RAISE THE VOLUME, OR BETTER YET, START
TO CHANGE T.V. STATIONS ON THEM.
8. IF YOUR PARENTS HAVE A VCR AND WATCH IT QUITE OFTEN, THEN HE'RE A PER-
FECT TRICK. IF THEY ARE LIKE MY PARENTS THEY LEAVE THE TAPE INSIDE THE MACHINE.
WELL GO DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL VIDEO RENTAL STORE AND RENT A XXX MOVIE (LIKE DEEP
THROAT...YOU GET THE IDEA.) THEN EJECT THE BORING MOVIE THEY WERE WATCHING,
FAST-FORWARD THE PORNO FLICK UNTIL IT STARTS GETTING *HOT AND STEAMY* THEN WHEN
YOUR PARENTS SETTLE DOWN TO WATCH THEIR 'MOVIE' WATCH THE SHIT HIT THE FAN WHEN
YOU DAD WNATS TO SEE THE REST OF THE PORNO FLICK.
9. IF YOU'RE REALLY DARING, THEN THIS TRICK SHOULD BE A WHOPPER! GO INTO
YOUR DAD'S SOCK DRAWER, AND TAKE A COUPLE PAIRS OF SOCKS, AND CUT THE TOES OUT
OF THEM. WHEN YOUR DAD IS GETTING READY FOR WORK, WATCH HIM AS HE GOES INTO A
SPAZUM OVER WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIS SOCKS.
10. IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE PAIN-IN-THE ASS BROTHER, THEN TRY THIS JOKE ON HIM.
SNEAK INTO HIS ROOM AND BRING A SHARP PAIR OF SICSORS. THEN START TO CUT THE
CROTCH OUT OF HIS FAVORITE PANTS. WON'T IT BE FUN SEEING YOUR BROTHER WALKING
AROUNG WITH NO CROTCH?
11. IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE PAIN-IN-THE ASS SISTER, THEN TRY THIS NIFFY TRICK.
SNEAK INTO HER ROOM AND TAKE HER FAVORITE BLOUSE, AND BEGIN TO CUT THE BREAST
AREA OUT OF IT. NOW WATCH MOMMIE PLAY 20 QUESTIONS WITH YOUR SISTER!
12. HE'RE ANOTHER JOKE TO PLAY ON A PAIN-IN-THE-ASS SISTER. FIND OUT WHAT
PAIR OF PANTS SHE IS WEARING THE NEXT DAY. THEN GO INTO HERE ROOM WITH RED-
FOOD COLORING. (NEED I SAY MORE?)
13. IF YOU'RE REALLY FEELING DARING, THEN TRY THIS GAG. TAKE A TOWEL AND
SOAK IT IN WATER. THEN PLACE IT IN YOUR PARENTS BED. THIS IS WHERE THE FUN
BEGINS!
WELL, THATS IT FOR NOW...IF YOU KNOW OF ANY MORE JOKES TO PULL ON YOUR LOVING
FAMILY, PLEASE TELL THEM TO ME! ***I AM NOT RESPONISIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU DECIDE TO PLAY ONE OF THESE JOKES ON YOUR FAMILY.
IN OTHER WORDS...USE THESE PRANKS AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
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!THE HONEYMOON SUITE AE:(415)487-0327!
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*THIS FILE IS DECATED TO THE
PARENTS OF:
THE AXIS ASSASSIAN &
LYTHANDE
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