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| Fun Thing's to do on a boring Night! |
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| by: The Nomad |
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| Call: Stone Dungeon ae/bbs |
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| 215-860-1491 |
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| 07/02/85 |
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Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for what the fuck people
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do from reading this file. If I repeat something
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from another file, please excuse me.
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1] Place impact explosives all over a dark street.
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2] Pretend you're Rambo and go out and shoot anything you don't
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like with a high powered BB gun.
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3] Drop a can of soda into a mail box.
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4] Pour gas or kerosene all over a door..set up a fuse, ring the
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door and run!
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5] Switch around the neighbors lawn furniture.
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6] If you have a lot of people over you can switch around the
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neighbors sub-compact car's.
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7] Break into the door of a house that the owners are not at and
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just leave it open...watch them flip out trying to find what
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was stolen.
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8] Repeat most of above but leave rubber's and shit on their bed.
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9] Repeat most of above but take anything that look's good.
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10] Some guy near you that you hate single? Call 911 from a pay
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phone and tell them you saw the guy drag a girl into his
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house and that she was bleeding.
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11] Your neighbors are hungry...order them some pizza.
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12] Order a hated person a subscription to gay news.
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13] Order loads of that stuff you see on tv that accept C.O.D.
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14] Paint pentagrams and shit in gasoline on the guy's garage
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door and lighter up!
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15] On a fake credit card order the guy all the shit you can.
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Try writing a letter first telling him he won all the shit.
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17] Call someone and tell them they will win $1000 if they answer
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a trivial pursuits question right. My favorite question that
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has only once been answered right is: How many bones are
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there in the human body?
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18] Know someone's daughter is out at a party? Call up the
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parents and tell them you are the police and that their
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daughter has been brought into the local police station on a
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controlled substance charge. Hehehe
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19] Ring the door bell and wait...(the later at night for this
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the better...3:00am is good) keep ringing till the door is
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answered...when it is ask if the party is still going? When
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they tell you they know nothing about any party just say
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'holy fucking shit! I drove all the way from "so 'n so" and
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their is no goddamn mother fucking party...and I brought 20
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joints with me' then walk away.
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20] Take a blowtorch and write nice sayings in walkway's and
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wall's...then you can use the torch to mangle the door know
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and the mail boxes...
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21] Last but not least...pour some gas into a mail box and then
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slide in a fuse...jam the mail box door partway open and
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lighter up.
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I hope you enjoy the nice ideas introduced in this file. I
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tried to keep it simple so that's it for now. Look for " Funthing's II:
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a bit more technical."
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